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Let’s hear some stories about the hottest chick at your gym gents, did you ever approach her and if so how? or were you just using her as your daily dose of pre workout eye candy? Definitely been some fine dimes at my gym lately, can’t complain.

olivia munn jacuzzi GIF by Cheezburger
 

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Here's my best (and only) hot chick at the gym story. It happened back when I was still in the Navy. I still remember it like it was yesterday......

It was about 9pm. I usually go in late, after the evening crowd leaves. She and I were the only ones there. She wasn't over the top hot, but the face was a solid 8-8.5 outta ten with a knockout, tight body. She was a couple of years older than I was but that's fine with me because I was young and dug older wimins. I was on the free weights watching the clock for my next set, not really paying any attention to her, but I knew she was over on the machines on the other side of the place. My towel was on the lat pull down seat. She comes strolling over and asks if I was using the machine where my towel was. My reply was over-the-top nasty and she took it as it was intended - sarcasm. I said, "Look, you just stay on your side of the gym and I'll stay on mine." She laughed as I removed my towel. After the lat pull downs, she grabbed some small dumbbells and started doing some upright flys. I couldn't help but notice how horrible her form was, not to mention the fact that she really wasn't moving the weights, she was just flapping her elbows up and down. I see lots of people do that and it still bugs the hell outta me. I don't know why, it just does and always has. Normally, I'm not one to offer unsolicited advice, but I couldn't help myself. Surprisingly, she was receptive and after she did a proper set we started talking (there were no cell phones back then and it was common for people to talk to each other). Now, at the time, I was just thinking about how I'm behind on my next set and wasn't really listening to whatever she was saying. However, I was being polite and pretended to listen to her. I tuned back in to her rambling when she mentioned that she had seen me in the gym quite a lot and wanted to know if I competed professionally. I just laughed and said, God no. I don't often get compliments from girls I just met so I was kind of embarrassed actually. I told her that I just exercise to stay in shape and be healthy. She commented something to the effect of me certainly looking really healthy and I returned the compliment. Then I recall conscientiously deciding that this is getting interesting so my next set will have to wait. When she was done with her workout she asked me to walk her out to her car. The gym wasn't in the nicest area so it wasn't an unreasonable request. Then it dawned on me that this was the only reason she was being friendly - to get me to walk her out to her car. Okay yeah, I thought, she got me and like most women was just taking advantage of me. Turns out, I was wrong about that. Anyway, we continued to chit chat as we went to her car and was shocked when she said she was going home to make dinner and invited me. In my brain, I'm thinking, NO FUCKING WAY, but I responded with, sure as long as you're not a vegetarian. She laughed and said, no way, I'm making ribeyes tonight. I blew off the rest of my workout and followed her home to her condo. Even if I didn't get laid, I was getting ribeye steak, which is arguably better than pussy. Upon arrival, she introduced me to her room mate who was preparing dinner (room mate was super short and a bit overweight but had a cute face). I was bummed that we weren't alone but still thought to myself, oh well, fuck it - even if all I get is a ribeye steak, it would be worth it. The three of us had a nice dinner with a few laughs. I started getting the vibe that as long as I didn't fuck up and say something stupid that I was probably still going to get some pussy. But then it got awkward when they both left the room and I was by myself. Like, what the fuck? It was getting late and after a while I figured that I would just leave. Just as I was about to go, she came back. Without a word she grabbed my hand and lead me to her room, where her naked room mate was waiting for us. I was blown away. I was blasting test at the time so I probably could have handled ten of them, but man-o-man, what a time. They were both bi, which was something I hadn't experienced before. I knocked the bottom out of both boxes. Ribeye steak with a double shot of pussy. I got the feeling that they had done this type of thing before - picking up guys for them both to fuck. I'm just glad I made the short list and got together with them twice more before I was transferred. Good times back then.
 

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Let’s hear some stories about the hottest chick at your gym gents, did you ever approach her and if so how? or were you just using her as your daily dose of pre workout eye candy? Definitely been some fine dimes at my gym lately, can’t complain.

olivia munn jacuzzi GIF by Cheezburger
I was just saying this other day, the day after I made that post I seen woman get out of her car, then seen side profile and Ass just bammm , wow…. Wearing little blue yoga, way up her ass, some yoga just fit nicely where they just hug the curves, but these idk if they different brand or style but these went up her ass, you could see camel toe. I hope this is a new trend I’ll be at the gym all day 😂
 

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Here's my best (and only) hot chick at the gym story. It happened back when I was still in the Navy. I still remember it like it was yesterday......

It was about 9pm. I usually go in late, after the evening crowd leaves. She and I were the only ones there. She wasn't over the top hot, but the face was a solid 8-8.5 outta ten with a knockout, tight body. She was a couple of years older than I was but that's fine with me because I was young and dug older wimins. I was on the free weights watching the clock for my next set, not really paying any attention to her, but I knew she was over on the machines on the other side of the place. My towel was on the lat pull down seat. She comes strolling over and asks if I was using the machine where my towel was. My reply was over-the-top nasty and she took it as it was intended - sarcasm. I said, "Look, you just stay on your side of the gym and I'll stay on mine." She laughed as I removed my towel. After the lat pull downs, she grabbed some small dumbbells and started doing some upright flys. I couldn't help but notice how horrible her form was, not to mention the fact that she really wasn't moving the weights, she was just flapping her elbows up and down. I see lots of people do that and it still bugs the hell outta me. I don't know why, it just does and always has. Normally, I'm not one to offer unsolicited advice, but I couldn't help myself. Surprisingly, she was receptive and after she did a proper set we started talking (there were no cell phones back then and it was common for people to talk to each other). Now, at the time, I was just thinking about how I'm behind on my next set and wasn't really listening to whatever she was saying. However, I was being polite and pretended to listen to her. I tuned back in to her rambling when she mentioned that she had seen me in the gym quite a lot and wanted to know if I competed professionally. I just laughed and said, God no. I don't often get compliments from girls I just met so I was kind of embarrassed actually. I told her that I just exercise to stay in shape and be healthy. She commented something to the effect of me certainly looking really healthy and I returned the compliment. Then I recall conscientiously deciding that this is getting interesting so my next set will have to wait. When she was done with her workout she asked me to walk her out to her car. The gym wasn't in the nicest area so it wasn't an unreasonable request. Then it dawned on me that this was the only reason she was being friendly - to get me to walk her out to her car. Okay yeah, I thought, she got me and like most women was just taking advantage of me. Turns out, I was wrong about that. Anyway, we continued to chit chat as we went to her car and was shocked when she said she was going home to make dinner and invited me. In my brain, I'm thinking, NO FUCKING WAY, but I responded with, sure as long as you're not a vegetarian. She laughed and said, no way, I'm making ribeyes tonight. I blew off the rest of my workout and followed her home to her condo. Even if I didn't get laid, I was getting ribeye steak, which is arguably better than pussy. Upon arrival, she introduced me to her room mate who was preparing dinner (room mate was super short and a bit overweight but had a cute face). I was bummed that we weren't alone but still thought to myself, oh well, fuck it - even if all I get is a ribeye steak, it would be worth it. The three of us had a nice dinner with a few laughs. I started getting the vibe that as long as I didn't fuck up and say something stupid that I was probably still going to get some pussy. But then it got awkward when they both left the room and I was by myself. Like, what the fuck? It was getting late and after a while I figured that I would just leave. Just as I was about to go, she came back. Without a word she grabbed my hand and lead me to her room, where her naked room mate was waiting for us. I was blown away. I was blasting test at the time so I probably could have handled ten of them, but man-o-man, what a time. They were both bi, which was something I hadn't experienced before. I knocked the bottom out of both boxes. Ribeye steak with a double shot of pussy. I got the feeling that they had done this type of thing before - picking up guys for them both to fuck. I'm just glad I made the short list and got together with them twice more before I was transferred. Good times back then.
If this is true this is the best story ever! (Actually, even if it wasn’t 100% true it’s still a good story).
 

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I live in a very small town in the sticks 3,000 people in the entire county. Theres only 2 hot girls that go. but theyre very early 20's and im almost 40 so im the creepy guy who looks and uses it as motivation. im sure they've caught me staring a time or 2. I dont know how they feel about it im definitly the only guy there thats serious about lifting. So im either the old muscle head that keeps staring at them and they dont mind or im the old creep. honestly i don't care which it is lol
 

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I live in a very small town in the sticks 3,000 people in the entire county. Theres only 2 hot girls that go. but theyre very early 20's and im almost 40 so im the creepy guy who looks and uses it as motivation. im sure they've caught me staring a time or 2. I dont know how they feel about it im definitly the only guy there thats serious about lifting. So im either the old muscle head that keeps staring at them and they dont mind or im the old creep. honestly i don't care which it is lol
Some girls in their 20's and even in HS, love older guys. As long as you're reasonably good-looking, in shape and don't look like you're 60, you're on their radar, believe me. Ask me how I know?
 

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The commercial gyms have become a place to show-off, show your body, make Tik-Toks, and meet singles.
Thats what night-clubs are for. Smfh
 

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Here's my best (and only) hot chick at the gym story. It happened back when I was still in the Navy. I still remember it like it was yesterday......

It was about 9pm. I usually go in late, after the evening crowd leaves. She and I were the only ones there. She wasn't over the top hot, but the face was a solid 8-8.5 outta ten with a knockout, tight body. She was a couple of years older than I was but that's fine with me because I was young and dug older wimins. I was on the free weights watching the clock for my next set, not really paying any attention to her, but I knew she was over on the machines on the other side of the place. My towel was on the lat pull down seat. She comes strolling over and asks if I was using the machine where my towel was. My reply was over-the-top nasty and she took it as it was intended - sarcasm. I said, "Look, you just stay on your side of the gym and I'll stay on mine." She laughed as I removed my towel. After the lat pull downs, she grabbed some small dumbbells and started doing some upright flys. I couldn't help but notice how horrible her form was, not to mention the fact that she really wasn't moving the weights, she was just flapping her elbows up and down. I see lots of people do that and it still bugs the hell outta me. I don't know why, it just does and always has. Normally, I'm not one to offer unsolicited advice, but I couldn't help myself. Surprisingly, she was receptive and after she did a proper set we started talking (there were no cell phones back then and it was common for people to talk to each other). Now, at the time, I was just thinking about how I'm behind on my next set and wasn't really listening to whatever she was saying. However, I was being polite and pretended to listen to her. I tuned back in to her rambling when she mentioned that she had seen me in the gym quite a lot and wanted to know if I competed professionally. I just laughed and said, God no. I don't often get compliments from girls I just met so I was kind of embarrassed actually. I told her that I just exercise to stay in shape and be healthy. She commented something to the effect of me certainly looking really healthy and I returned the compliment. Then I recall conscientiously deciding that this is getting interesting so my next set will have to wait. When she was done with her workout she asked me to walk her out to her car. The gym wasn't in the nicest area so it wasn't an unreasonable request. Then it dawned on me that this was the only reason she was being friendly - to get me to walk her out to her car. Okay yeah, I thought, she got me and like most women was just taking advantage of me. Turns out, I was wrong about that. Anyway, we continued to chit chat as we went to her car and was shocked when she said she was going home to make dinner and invited me. In my brain, I'm thinking, NO FUCKING WAY, but I responded with, sure as long as you're not a vegetarian. She laughed and said, no way, I'm making ribeyes tonight. I blew off the rest of my workout and followed her home to her condo. Even if I didn't get laid, I was getting ribeye steak, which is arguably better than pussy. Upon arrival, she introduced me to her room mate who was preparing dinner (room mate was super short and a bit overweight but had a cute face). I was bummed that we weren't alone but still thought to myself, oh well, fuck it - even if all I get is a ribeye steak, it would be worth it. The three of us had a nice dinner with a few laughs. I started getting the vibe that as long as I didn't fuck up and say something stupid that I was probably still going to get some pussy. But then it got awkward when they both left the room and I was by myself. Like, what the fuck? It was getting late and after a while I figured that I would just leave. Just as I was about to go, she came back. Without a word she grabbed my hand and lead me to her room, where her naked room mate was waiting for us. I was blown away. I was blasting test at the time so I probably could have handled ten of them, but man-o-man, what a time. They were both bi, which was something I hadn't experienced before. I knocked the bottom out of both boxes. Ribeye steak with a double shot of pussy. I got the feeling that they had done this type of thing before - picking up guys for them both to fuck. I'm just glad I made the short list and got together with them twice more before I was transferred. Good times back then.
Great read honestly. LOVE IT
 

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Here's my best (and only) hot chick at the gym story. It happened back when I was still in the Navy. I still remember it like it was yesterday......

It was about 9pm. I usually go in late, after the evening crowd leaves. She and I were the only ones there. She wasn't over the top hot, but the face was a solid 8-8.5 outta ten with a knockout, tight body. She was a couple of years older than I was but that's fine with me because I was young and dug older wimins. I was on the free weights watching the clock for my next set, not really paying any attention to her, but I knew she was over on the machines on the other side of the place. My towel was on the lat pull down seat. She comes strolling over and asks if I was using the machine where my towel was. My reply was over-the-top nasty and she took it as it was intended - sarcasm. I said, "Look, you just stay on your side of the gym and I'll stay on mine." She laughed as I removed my towel. After the lat pull downs, she grabbed some small dumbbells and started doing some upright flys. I couldn't help but notice how horrible her form was, not to mention the fact that she really wasn't moving the weights, she was just flapping her elbows up and down. I see lots of people do that and it still bugs the hell outta me. I don't know why, it just does and always has. Normally, I'm not one to offer unsolicited advice, but I couldn't help myself. Surprisingly, she was receptive and after she did a proper set we started talking (there were no cell phones back then and it was common for people to talk to each other). Now, at the time, I was just thinking about how I'm behind on my next set and wasn't really listening to whatever she was saying. However, I was being polite and pretended to listen to her. I tuned back in to her rambling when she mentioned that she had seen me in the gym quite a lot and wanted to know if I competed professionally. I just laughed and said, God no. I don't often get compliments from girls I just met so I was kind of embarrassed actually. I told her that I just exercise to stay in shape and be healthy. She commented something to the effect of me certainly looking really healthy and I returned the compliment. Then I recall conscientiously deciding that this is getting interesting so my next set will have to wait. When she was done with her workout she asked me to walk her out to her car. The gym wasn't in the nicest area so it wasn't an unreasonable request. Then it dawned on me that this was the only reason she was being friendly - to get me to walk her out to her car. Okay yeah, I thought, she got me and like most women was just taking advantage of me. Turns out, I was wrong about that. Anyway, we continued to chit chat as we went to her car and was shocked when she said she was going home to make dinner and invited me. In my brain, I'm thinking, NO FUCKING WAY, but I responded with, sure as long as you're not a vegetarian. She laughed and said, no way, I'm making ribeyes tonight. I blew off the rest of my workout and followed her home to her condo. Even if I didn't get laid, I was getting ribeye steak, which is arguably better than pussy. Upon arrival, she introduced me to her room mate who was preparing dinner (room mate was super short and a bit overweight but had a cute face). I was bummed that we weren't alone but still thought to myself, oh well, fuck it - even if all I get is a ribeye steak, it would be worth it. The three of us had a nice dinner with a few laughs. I started getting the vibe that as long as I didn't fuck up and say something stupid that I was probably still going to get some pussy. But then it got awkward when they both left the room and I was by myself. Like, what the fuck? It was getting late and after a while I figured that I would just leave. Just as I was about to go, she came back. Without a word she grabbed my hand and lead me to her room, where her naked room mate was waiting for us. I was blown away. I was blasting test at the time so I probably could have handled ten of them, but man-o-man, what a time. They were both bi, which was something I hadn't experienced before. I knocked the bottom out of both boxes. Ribeye steak with a double shot of pussy. I got the feeling that they had done this type of thing before - picking up guys for them both to fuck. I'm just glad I made the short list and got together with them twice more before I was transferred. Good times back then.
Nice! 😄

My only gym-sex stories didnt involve a chick I met at the gym but my gf at the time. I was 17-18 and dating a smoking hot blonde. I was also a friend of the gym owner and after going there for a few months he offered me a job... closing the gym.
This place had a steam-room, recovery-tubs, raquet ball courts, tanning beds and the usual gym areas.
It closed at 10pm.
I had the keys and this was wayyy before cameras were a thing.
For the year or so that I worked there, my gf would come down around 830 everynight and we fucked in every square inch of that place! In the sauna (without the steam on) in the showers, on benches, on tumble-mats, in the raquet ball courts (the echo of her moans and screams was like a sex-rock concert! 😄), in the tubs, on the check-in counter, and a few times we went into the tanning rooms while the place was open and fucked in the standing tanners (with the tan lights on and wearing nothing but tanning oil and tanning goggles!). 😄
 

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FFS necron, do you need to go back to sailor school? EVERYTIME you tell a sea story, it HAS to include that every chick was a 10. There’s no way to call bullshit. MK1 Mod0 sea story telling mate!
If a sailor tells me a chick “was short and a bit overweight” I am picturing a real Bremalo or Dependapotomus.
 

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Nice! 😄

My only gym-sex stories didnt involve a chick I met at the gym but my gf at the time. I was 17-18 and dating a smoking hot blonde. I was also a friend of the gym owner and after going there for a few months he offered me a job... closing the gym.
This place had a steam-room, recovery-tubs, raquet ball courts, tanning beds and the usual gym areas.
It closed at 10pm.
I had the keys and this was wayyy before cameras were a thing.
For the year or so that I worked there, my gf would come down around 830 everynight and we fucked in every square inch of that place! In the sauna (without the steam on) in the showers, on benches, on tumble-mats, in the raquet ball courts (the echo of her moans and screams was like a sex-rock concert! 😄), in the tubs, on the check-in counter, and a few times we went into the tanning rooms while the place was open and fucked in the standing tanners (with the tan lights on and wearing nothing but tanning oil and tanning goggles!). 😄
Haha, nice, I have a similar story, I used to work at a gym and went there after work a few times with a few different girls I was dating, sauna and the pool was my spots.

I met my wife at a boxing gym I was teaching at, I had the keys so we went and had sex in the ring at night one time. When I was a teen a fucked my gf in the locker room at another boxing gym.
 

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I used to manage gyms. I took a girl there late on Saturday night. Tried fucking in the sauna, porno style. It became pretty obvious that in pornos, the heat isn’t on.
Then I drove her across the tiles on the edge of the hot tub. She got a bunch of little raw circles where he spine protruded. Ended up scarring. I saw her about 20 years later and those scars were pretty pronounced. Made me laugh thinking about her explaining them for decades to every dude she banged. Left my mark.
 

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I'm married to her lol. There's some young ones with nice asses. Some older ones with nice tits but none have my wife's physique.

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I was just saying this other day, the day after I made that post I seen woman get out of her car, then seen side profile and Ass just bammm , wow…. Wearing little blue yoga, way up her ass, some yoga just fit nicely where they just hug the curves, but these idk if they different brand or style but these went up her ass, you could see camel toe. I hope this is a new trend I’ll be at the gym all day 😂
Man, I love the detail and dedication you put into describing that ass and snatch. Felt like I was right there with you 😂😂
 

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FFS necron, do you need to go back to sailor school? EVERYTIME you tell a sea story, it HAS to include that every chick was a 10. There’s no way to call bullshit. MK1 Mod0 sea story telling mate!
If a sailor tells me a chick “was short and a bit overweight” I am picturing a real Bremalo or Dependapotomus.
lolz, good point nav guys will fuck anything with a pulse
 

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There's this one Woman...
She's off the chart Hot..Hust had a kid about two years ago..
The Ass is unbelievable, tits grew from pregnancy..guess 38 D's..
Yesterday..she was at the gym..pushing the Sled..
With 6 plates..WTF..!!
To top it off..a killer smile with a little Southern Draw..

I'd give a testicle to bang Her..!!
Didn't say say..it would be my testicle..!!
LOL
Z...
 

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lolz, good point nav guys will fuck anything with a pulse
Not exclusively. It really matters, the body temp. Pulse optional.

Two stories:

I am talking with a shipmate. We see a girl walk by and he nods his head like “What do you think?”
I say “I’d fuck her.”
He says “Yeah, but when we say that, what does it really mean?”


Another time, we are playing the “How much?” game. This is where an ugly chick walks by and we say how much we would take to fuck her.
A disgusting mess of a female walks by and I ask this guy, “How much?”
He replies “Oh, I don’t know…I guess I’d give her $50.”
Bro…that ain’t the way the game is played.
 

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Oh ya it’s official , I’m going in full Ray Charles big sunglasses. Holy moly
 

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Here's my best (and only) hot chick at the gym story. It happened back when I was still in the Navy. I still remember it like it was yesterday......

It was about 9pm. I usually go in late, after the evening crowd leaves. She and I were the only ones there. She wasn't over the top hot, but the face was a solid 8-8.5 outta ten with a knockout, tight body. She was a couple of years older than I was but that's fine with me because I was young and dug older wimins. I was on the free weights watching the clock for my next set, not really paying any attention to her, but I knew she was over on the machines on the other side of the place. My towel was on the lat pull down seat. She comes strolling over and asks if I was using the machine where my towel was. My reply was over-the-top nasty and she took it as it was intended - sarcasm. I said, "Look, you just stay on your side of the gym and I'll stay on mine." She laughed as I removed my towel. After the lat pull downs, she grabbed some small dumbbells and started doing some upright flys. I couldn't help but notice how horrible her form was, not to mention the fact that she really wasn't moving the weights, she was just flapping her elbows up and down. I see lots of people do that and it still bugs the hell outta me. I don't know why, it just does and always has. Normally, I'm not one to offer unsolicited advice, but I couldn't help myself. Surprisingly, she was receptive and after she did a proper set we started talking (there were no cell phones back then and it was common for people to talk to each other). Now, at the time, I was just thinking about how I'm behind on my next set and wasn't really listening to whatever she was saying. However, I was being polite and pretended to listen to her. I tuned back in to her rambling when she mentioned that she had seen me in the gym quite a lot and wanted to know if I competed professionally. I just laughed and said, God no. I don't often get compliments from girls I just met so I was kind of embarrassed actually. I told her that I just exercise to stay in shape and be healthy. She commented something to the effect of me certainly looking really healthy and I returned the compliment. Then I recall conscientiously deciding that this is getting interesting so my next set will have to wait. When she was done with her workout she asked me to walk her out to her car. The gym wasn't in the nicest area so it wasn't an unreasonable request. Then it dawned on me that this was the only reason she was being friendly - to get me to walk her out to her car. Okay yeah, I thought, she got me and like most women was just taking advantage of me. Turns out, I was wrong about that. Anyway, we continued to chit chat as we went to her car and was shocked when she said she was going home to make dinner and invited me. In my brain, I'm thinking, NO FUCKING WAY, but I responded with, sure as long as you're not a vegetarian. She laughed and said, no way, I'm making ribeyes tonight. I blew off the rest of my workout and followed her home to her condo. Even if I didn't get laid, I was getting ribeye steak, which is arguably better than pussy. Upon arrival, she introduced me to her room mate who was preparing dinner (room mate was super short and a bit overweight but had a cute face). I was bummed that we weren't alone but still thought to myself, oh well, fuck it - even if all I get is a ribeye steak, it would be worth it. The three of us had a nice dinner with a few laughs. I started getting the vibe that as long as I didn't fuck up and say something stupid that I was probably still going to get some pussy. But then it got awkward when they both left the room and I was by myself. Like, what the fuck? It was getting late and after a while I figured that I would just leave. Just as I was about to go, she came back. Without a word she grabbed my hand and lead me to her room, where her naked room mate was waiting for us. I was blown away. I was blasting test at the time so I probably could have handled ten of them, but man-o-man, what a time. They were both bi, which was something I hadn't experienced before. I knocked the bottom out of both boxes. Ribeye steak with a double shot of pussy. I got the feeling that they had done this type of thing before - picking up guys for them both to fuck. I'm just glad I made the short list and got together with them twice more before I was transferred. Good times back then.

Loved that story ! Love when shit goes waay crazier than you think ! One of my favorites was when I just met the Tanning Girl and as she is showing me how everything works she got close enough that I just leaned in and started making out with her like we were together and knew each other . She got so turned up , she locked the front door got naked and bent herself over Doggystyle on the chair with a Tanning bed on but closed . I screwed her for as long as I could have until she got off a few times !

Fun days

Max
 
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