Hints if You're Not Sure You're OLD

zionoir626

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Get Shredded!
How about..
You shit your pants.. it's Tuesday
You wait till Wednesday because that's wash Day..
Z...
 
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Ah, the good ol' days....

Actual Delta Airlines ad, 1973

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Sad but True....
Checking with my stomach/ IBS...if Wednesday is good for a Date...and still taking extra clothes...
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There are a group of 18-20 year old knuckle heads at gym I will BS with in locker room, good kids just doofuses

They asked me what I listen to in car because I never wear headphones at gym. I said goo goo dolls, offspring and linkin park on way to gym. Late 90s awesomeness

The one kid laughs and says “Jesus boomer”

I laughed and said I was tearing bars apart in my younger years as his parents first met.

Jesus I’m old
 
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So.. you're Old when you forget and young dudes have to remind you..
Shit..
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P.S. they might be younger but they got Years too go to catch Up..
 
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zionoir626 said:
So.. you're Old when you forget and young dudes have to remind you..
Shit..
Z...
P.S. they might be younger but they got Years too go to catch Up..
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Always forget how old I am and I'll be telling the story to someone and say that the person I'm talking about and say something like "yeah they're fairly young probably around my age" Then they remind me that person is 23 years old and I'm old enough to be their dad... Fuck...
 
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