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Hints if You're Not Sure You're OLD

Multislacking

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Hints you're getting old:

The grandson watched me slowly bend over to pick up one of his toys off the floor. In his best 3yr old voice of wisdom, he asks "Grandpa, is your back KILLING you?"
 

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White nose hairs😔

Nose, ear, back...the wild rogue eyebrows are the worst.

bushy_eyebrows.png
 

Forty01

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#3 Wipes...I don't care what anyone thinks about my butt hygiene. I'm gonna use them.

To add to your list:

1) AARP sends you mail daily

2) The waitress tries to give you the senior discount (and you take it because you enjoy saving money)

3) You no longer find yourself flirting with girls in bars, etc. Instead you're flirting with all the nurses you now see. And you suddenly realize you have a fetish for scrubs and panty lines.

Nurse: "You have such nice veins!"
Me: "That's nothing. I got this one you should see."
WIPES! Hahaha I have them in every bathroom and my gym bag 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣
 

Forty01

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#4 you are online forum illiterate and make a new guy post in the veterans forum because you’re a veteran and confusing one with the other…. 🙋🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
 

caladin

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Ear and back hair...
Something always hurting...
Bird watching....
Irritated when people walk on my lawn...
Being called fat Thor... by your daughter
 

Macker1515

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Hair everywhere… the old lady is always telling to trim my nose hairs , and I’m always like “I just did yesterday “
 

zionoir626

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You have to get your ass shaved and hemorrhoid surgery


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Damn it dale...that was my line..
When you forget how painless pissing was..
Z...
 

musclemaxx

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Get Shredded!
No.1
A super hot chick calls you SIR...

No.2
If your log is moved to the Vet section...(Mont)

No.3
If you have to lie about why you're buying something.. I'm helping my father and that's why I'm getting baby wipes..

Feel free to add to this extensive list..

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For entertainment purposes only
No 4. Your cock does not wake up with you in the morning :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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