Hints if You're Not Sure You're OLD

[ReadyOnDeck]

Cutting the fucking grass is therapeutic as shit AND I with headphones SHE can't bitch! More acres, the merrier! [/QUOTE
You really know your old when you trade up to a riding mower because pushing is too exhausting

I cannot dispute that; before the last 5 years I've lived in urban ass ghettos in the NE and southern SE.. I got yelled at my my friend's Grandma bc she literally just raked the sand (grass is nonexistent. Lol.

I just got my first place that requires gardening instead of Glocking. I will dispute the need for a riding mower based on age. I don't care if I was 20, mowing 5 acres is exhausting AF. So I bought a ZTR and it's literally one of the most calming thing I do.

Side note- wireless or Bluetooth headphone required just to pretend you cant hear. 3M makes a decent pair.

I was 10 when I starting pushing the old orange, but that quickly diminished bc it SUCKS

 

[Multislacking]

When you're walking out with the new chick at work and she mentions 10 times in 5 minutes where she lives and that her husband is never home...and it doesn't occur to you that she might be fishin' for a dickin'. You might be getting old.

(Not that I would do that...again.)

 

[HFO3]

When you're walking out with the new chick at work and she mentions 10 times in 5 minutes where she lives and that her husband is never home...and it doesn't occur to you that she might be fishin' for a dickin'. You might be getting old.

(Not that I would do that...again.)

We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes

 

[zionoir626]

We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes

He's abreast forgotten who it was..!

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Already...damn Auto-correct

 

[Multislacking]

We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes

Lol...nothing to write home about, but she's "friendly". There's something to be said for a nice smile and a friendly personality.

 

[MindlessWork]

If your dick still works, that's a good thing!

 

[zionoir626]

It works but at what cost..pills..pump..re-bar tied to it..Asian porn..
Where do you draw the line..?

 

[Multislacking]

It works but at what cost..pills..pump..re-bar tied to it..Asian porn..
Where do you draw the line..?

What line?

 

[zionoir626]

Sorry...
That's right... you're older

 

[zionoir626]

Benefits of getting old...
Never watch a re-run again..can listen to one song all day..always meeting new people..

 

[Multislacking]

You might be old if you wear khaki shorts and compression socks.

 

[zionoir626]

You might be old if you wear khaki shorts and compression socks.

With Crocks

 

[Stormy1]

- when your back goes out more often than you do

 

[zionoir626]

How about when you finish pissing..so you think..but you dick hasn't finished..

 

[zionoir626]

Or it feels like you came..the shot in the back and that Sly face look..but

Nothing comes out..

 

[Multislacking]

How about when you finish pissing..so you think..but you dick hasn't finished..

"No matter how many times I shake my peg, 3 drops are bound to end up on my leg."

^^ Took me a few years to understand that limmerick as a kid.

 

[zionoir626]

The waitress has to remind you what you're drinking..everytime you order another..

 

[Multislacking]

The waitress has to remind you what you're drinking..everytime you order another..

Is this at eggberts or a bar? It's ok if it's a bar. But she may cut you off.

 

[Doughboy72]

Lol! Damn this hurts!

 

[Multislacking]

You might be old if you find yourself worrying about the birds outside when the winter weather turns bad. I may or may not have put some old bread outside for them...

 

[6eggwhites]

Dam....this hit home lol

 

[Onidus]

You might be old if you find yourself worrying about the birds outside when the winter weather turns bad. I may or may not have put some old bread outside for them...

What if it cats and you spend over 300 bucks on a cat house and heating pad lol oh and a heated water bowl 🐱

 

[Multislacking]

What if it cats and you spend over 300 bucks on a cat house and heating pad lol oh and a heated water bowl 

I'd say you're married (or have a full time woman) and that was probably 90% her idea.

j/k There's been cats around my whole life, but I've only had two that were worth a flip. The rest of them were assholes.

 

[Multislacking]

Talk about synchronicity....old people and cats vid for today:

 

[Onidus]

Lol 😆^^ it was the wife's idea. The cat lady next door passed away and they wound up on my porch. I kinda have a soft spot.

 

[Multislacking]

Lol ^^ it was the wife's idea. The cat lady next door passed away and they wound up on my porch. I kinda have a soft spot.

I understand. I can't tell you how many "orphaned" varmints we've ended up with over the years.

 

[Multislacking]

Grandson is in charge of my cardio now. This morning's routine started with band, followed by marching band, which became "chase" band...followed by "interpretive dance" band.

 

[MindlessWork]

Hahaha that's pretty funny, Slacker!

 

[A/CMAN]

Grandson is in charge of my cardio now. This morning's routine started with band, followed by marching band, which became "chase" band...followed by "interpretive dance" band.

how true is this! I keep trying to finish my coffee before it’s gets to cold. Wish I had half of there energy!

 

[Multislacking]

how true is this! I keep trying to finish my coffee before it’s gets to cold. Wish I had half of there energy!

lmao...the words I said to him just before the morning cardio: "Hang on buddy, let grandpa get another cup of coffee started and I'll be right there." It was the perfect temp by the time we got done.