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Cutting the fucking grass is therapeutic as shit AND I with headphones SHE can't bitch! More acres, the merrier! [/QUOTE
You really know your old when you trade up to a riding mower because pushing is too exhausting

I cannot dispute that; before the last 5 years I've lived in urban ass ghettos in the NE and southern SE.. I got yelled at my my friend's Grandma bc she literally just raked the sand (grass is nonexistent. Lol.

I just got my first place that requires gardening instead of Glocking. I will dispute the need for a riding mower based on age. I don't care if I was 20, mowing 5 acres is exhausting AF. So I bought a ZTR and it's literally one of the most calming thing I do.

Side note- wireless or Bluetooth headphone required just to pretend you cant hear. 3M makes a decent pair.

I was 10 when I starting pushing the old orange, but that quickly diminished bc it SUCKS
 

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When you're walking out with the new chick at work and she mentions 10 times in 5 minutes where she lives and that her husband is never home...and it doesn't occur to you that she might be fishin' for a dickin'. You might be getting old. :banghead:

(Not that I would do that...again.)
 

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When you're walking out with the new chick at work and she mentions 10 times in 5 minutes where she lives and that her husband is never home...and it doesn't occur to you that she might be fishin' for a dickin'. You might be getting old. :banghead:

(Not that I would do that...again.)

We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes
 

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We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes

He's abreast forgotten who it was..!

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Already...damn Auto-correct
 

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We need a photo of said “new chick” obviously for research purposes

Lol...nothing to write home about, but she's "friendly". There's something to be said for a nice smile and a friendly personality.
 

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If your dick still works, that's a good thing!
 

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It works but at what cost..pills..pump..re-bar tied to it..Asian porn..
Where do you draw the line..?
 

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Sorry...
That's right... you're older
 

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You might be old if you wear khaki shorts and compression socks.
 

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How about when you finish pissing..so you think..but you dick hasn't finished..
 

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Or it feels like you came..the shot in the back and that Sly face look..but

Nothing comes out..
 

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How about when you finish pissing..so you think..but you dick hasn't finished..

"No matter how many times I shake my peg, 3 drops are bound to end up on my leg."

^^ Took me a few years to understand that limmerick as a kid.
 

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The waitress has to remind you what you're drinking..everytime you order another..
 

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You might be old if you find yourself worrying about the birds outside when the winter weather turns bad. I may or may not have put some old bread outside for them...

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You might be old if you find yourself worrying about the birds outside when the winter weather turns bad. I may or may not have put some old bread outside for them...

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What if it cats and you spend over 300 bucks on a cat house and heating pad lol oh and a heated water bowl 🐱
 

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What if it cats and you spend over 300 bucks on a cat house and heating pad lol oh and a heated water bowl 

I'd say you're married (or have a full time woman) and that was probably 90% her idea. :funny:

j/k There's been cats around my whole life, but I've only had two that were worth a flip. The rest of them were assholes.
 

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Talk about synchronicity....old people and cats vid for today:

 

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Lol 😆^^ it was the wife's idea. The cat lady next door passed away and they wound up on my porch. I kinda have a soft spot.
 
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Lol ^^ it was the wife's idea. The cat lady next door passed away and they wound up on my porch. I kinda have a soft spot.

I understand. I can't tell you how many "orphaned" varmints we've ended up with over the years.
 

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Grandson is in charge of my cardio now. This morning's routine started with band, followed by marching band, which became "chase" band...followed by "interpretive dance" band.
 

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Hahaha that's pretty funny, Slacker!
 

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Grandson is in charge of my cardio now. This morning's routine started with band, followed by marching band, which became "chase" band...followed by "interpretive dance" band.

how true is this! I keep trying to finish my coffee before it’s gets to cold. Wish I had half of there energy!
 

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how true is this! I keep trying to finish my coffee before it’s gets to cold. Wish I had half of there energy!
lmao...the words I said to him just before the morning cardio: "Hang on buddy, let grandpa get another cup of coffee started and I'll be right there." It was the perfect temp by the time we got done.
 
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