when u get invited to ur 40th year high school reunion- fuuuuck- I'm old- on kinda a weird date 9/11/21- if I'm not mistaken, that's a pretty important anniversary. 20 yrs since that shit happened and still pisses me off when I think about it- fuckin ragheadsWhen you have to take a pill to piss and another to stop pissing...
The post piss dribble thing drives me crazy. I think it started in my 40s to a lesser degree. Shake it, squeeze it, run your finger from under your ballsack up to the head to get out every drop. Then as soon as you pull up your skivvies, WHAMMO! Five or six drops of urine soak the front.
Woman at the beach this summer stopped me, "You have a really great physique . . .
. . . for your age."