Hints if You're Not Sure You're OLD

[Jonnyskidmark]

In case you miss it in the other thread...

I would totally fuck that bitch ,girl would get it too

 

[zionoir626]

When you have to take a pill to piss and another to stop pissing...

 

[hot rod]

When you have to take a pill to piss and another to stop pissing...

when u get invited to ur 40th year high school reunion- fuuuuck- I'm old- on kinda a weird date 9/11/21- if I'm not mistaken, that's a pretty important anniversary. 20 yrs since that shit happened and still pisses me off when I think about it- fuckin ragheads

 

[bailey81]

when you are at the store and the kid asks you if you qualift for Senior discount..age 50 or 55 usually,,,And they are correct makes it worse..

 

[AR-15]

You guys are scaring the shit out of me. I gotta find that fountain of youth before I turn 40. Lol

 

[GmanPLS]

When your teenage daughters tell you to take it easy or you’ll hurt your knees again…

 

[GJ503]

When you get to the pen they are calling you youngster and by the time you leave you are an old timer.
Or when a hot student on campus sitting next to you tells her friend check out that dad bod. What the fuck is a dad bod?

 

[A/CMAN]

I kinda alike being referred to as the hot grandpa, it sure doesn’t happen enough but I’ll take it!

 

[zionoir626]

When you are talked about in the women's senior classes..and then... approached..

Yeah.. it's Official

 

[Koolio]

When a friend wants to hook you up with a 70 year old woman

 

[stephenkelly]

1. You receive parenting magazine every month.

2. You are excited to cut the grass.

3. When you go to bed at 7:30pm

I could keep going lmao.

 

[Multislacking]

1. You receive AARP magazine every month.

2. You hired the neighbor kid or local lawn service to cut the grass.

3. When you go to bed at 7:30pm, wake up every two hours, and finally get up at 3:30am.

I could keep going lmao.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[stephenkelly]

Fixed it for ya.

Thanks not sure why because thats the title of the magazine ive never opened it once. Dont even know why I get it. Lol

 

[Multislacking]

Thanks not sure why because thats the title of the magazine ive never opened it once. Dont even know why I get it. Lol

Pretty sure there is a "grandparenting" version.

 

[zionoir626]

If so..
I vote you get the 1st edition

 

[stephenkelly]

Pretty sure there is a "grandparenting" version.

Lmao also to add to the list

When you say hold on i need my reading glasses.

 

[drbabar]

Lmao also to add to the list

When you say hold on i need my reading glasses.

damn, just started doing this.

 

[REHH]

Funny stuff....

 

[zionoir626]

Funny stuff....

Not Really..

 

[malfeasance]

The post piss dribble thing drives me crazy. I think it started in my 40s to a lesser degree. Shake it, squeeze it, run your finger from under your ballsack up to the head to get out every drop. Then as soon as you pull up your skivvies, WHAMMO! Five or six drops of urine soak the front.

Wait - you mean it gets worse after the "started in my 40s to a lesser degree?" ??? Dammit.

 

[malfeasance]

Woman at the beach this summer stopped me, "You have a really great physique . . .









. . . for your age."

 

[Milford King]

Woman at the beach this summer stopped me, "You have a really great physique . . .









. . . for your age."

BrO.... gotta tell ya this story kayaking with my wife...


we take out at another river entrance point (just another eagle viewing event) and I’m pulling the kayaks up the hill a little, maybe 6 year old kid, asks me if my wife is my granddaughter. Tripped me out. Seriously.... skip past ‘my child’ right to my granddaughter.

some of us age better than others. You’re cursed with my curse bro. Hair.


but I’m only mid thirties. Wake up wondering what kinda hell mid 40’s brings. Lol

 

[ReadyOnDeck]

Cutting the fucking grass is therapeutic as shit AND I with headphones SHE can't bitch! More acres, the merrier!

 

[Multislacking]

You might be old if your wife is embarrassed because you wear compression socks with your shorts. But you don't care.

 

[zionoir626]

When I misplace my reading glasses..I need glasses to find them..

 

[Multislacking]

When I misplace my reading glasses..I need glasses to find them..

Worse is when you're leaving the house and think "oh shit, I need my glasses" and it takes you a bit to realize you're wearing them.

 

[Koolio]

Cutting the fucking grass is therapeutic as shit AND I with headphones SHE can't bitch! More acres, the merrier! [/QUOTE
You really know your old when you trade up to a riding mower because pushing is too exhausting

 

[MindlessWork]

When I misplace my reading glasses..I need glasses to find them..

I just got a new pair of prescription reading glasses as needed a stronger prescription as my eyes are on the slow decline...

 

[zionoir626]

I know..I used to have 20/10 vision..

 

[ReadyOnDeck]

I know..I used to have 20/10 vision..

Damn. I was only 20/15, but still am. Thank God