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Fuck Iowa

Fuck Massachusetts...
 
Why do you hate corn?

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Lol I fucking drove for hours through the corn to Kansas city for work..... Iowa is literally the flatest cow infested area I've ever seen. I guess beautiful at the same time.

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Lol I fucking drove for hours through the corn to Kansas city for work..... Iowa is literally the flatest cow infested area I've ever seen. I guess beautiful at the same time.

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How long of a drive is that? I used to drive through the prairies for 12hrs one way, that’s a mind numbing road trip.
 
great steaks and first time I ever had chicken tortilla chowder, it was amazing
 
How long of a drive is that? I used to drive through the prairies for 12hrs one way, that’s a mind numbing road trip.
From Chicago, it's an 8-9 hour drive through nothing but flat land and golden sunshine corn fields. Yes mind numbing is a good way to explain it.

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great steaks and first time I ever had chicken tortilla chowder, it was amazing
Yes I still brag about the KC strip steak. Two inches thick new York cut, that's a KC strip. You could go to shitty dinners and still get quality red meat, I guess that's part of the reason they are second in the country for slaughter houses.

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From Chicago, it's an 8-9 hour drive through nothing but flat land and golden sunshine corn fields. Yes mind numbing is a good way to explain it.

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and a million deer walking around on the roads at night
 
I moved to iowa from cali to get away from the gang's.. I guess we never felt lime leaving. We got kc to the s. Minnesota to the n. I-80 boyz the heaviest traveled interstate hands down... Runners know what im talkin bout...

Go hawks!!!!

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Lol I fucking drove for hours through the corn to Kansas city for work..... Iowa is literally the flatest cow infested area I've ever seen. I guess beautiful at the same time.

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Nebraska is 1,000 times worse.


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and a million deer walking around on the roads at night
Yeah deer can definitely fuck your car up.....I had a neighbor who used to drive a old school grey suburban when they were built like tanks...... the guy hit a deer coming in from Peoria. I'm pretty sure, had he been driving say a Honda civic, he'd probably be dead.

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Deer are fuck all, it’s moose you need to look out for. They are something you want to swerve around, even if it means going into the ditch doing a 100km/hr+.
 
Nebraska is 1,000 times worse.


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My old man worked up north for a power company...... he said the cold was dry and paralyzing.

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Deer are fuck all, it’s moose you need to look out for. They are something you want to swerve around, even if it means going into the ditch doing a 100km/hr+.
Shit that would hurt.

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I drove through all that shit, drove from Bakersfield California to Londonderry New Hampshire. Nebraska is by far the worst fuckin state I’ve ever been too. Boring as fuck drive too. Turned around and drove back 2 days later, good times
 
Yeah deer can definitely fuck your car up.....I had a neighbor who used to drive a old school grey suburban when they were built like tanks...... the guy hit a deer coming in from Peoria. I'm pretty sure, had he been driving say a Honda civic, he'd probably be dead.

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somebody hit a deer with a lear 60, we had to modify the whole fleet because a blown tire took out the weight on wheels switch and they lost breaks. tech rep said they had a 60 hit a deer and the wow switch was intack. the fuckers are everywhere like seagulls at the beach
 
Lol I fucking drove for hours through the corn to Kansas city for work..... Iowa is literally the flatest cow infested area I've ever seen. I guess beautiful at the same time.

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Youve probably never seen north dakotah or wyoming then


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Get Shredded!
Nebraska speed limits suck, and their state troopers are hardasses!

Nebraska has ONE city, Omaha. Next is their biggest town, Lincoln. That’s it. Flat and long. Horrible!


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Youve probably never seen north dakotah or wyoming then


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Was gonna day that next. These two states...you’d be begging for a cow to look at. Lol


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I like Wyoming. It’s much more scenic then Iowa and Nebraska. Something eerie about it and it makes it interesting to me, can’t really explain it
 
I like Wyoming. It’s much more scenic then Iowa and Nebraska. Something eerie about it and it makes it interesting to me, can’t really explain it

Probably the 60mph winds and -20 degree weather


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Rather live in Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, Montana or Wyoming than California or New York

Actually rather be homeless than live in either of those fucked up states for free
 
Rather live in Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, Montana or Wyoming than California or New York

Actually rather be homeless than live in either of those fucked up states for free
Don't forget to add Illinois to the fucked up list. This place is a fucking rat trap for taxes, and tolls. You work your ass off and the state takes almost half of your check, God forbid you get any over time in then they double fuck you.

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Don't forget to add Illinois to the fucked up list. This place is a fucking rat trap for taxes, and tolls. You work your ass off and the state takes almost half of your check, God forbid you get any over time in then they double fuck you.

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I wish I could say only almost half :( After Trumps tax reforms get passed it’s going to be even harder to resist immigrating south.
 
Don't forget to add Illinois to the fucked up list. This place is a fucking rat trap for taxes, and tolls. You work your ass off and the state takes almost half of your check, God forbid you get any over time in then they double fuck you.

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California, New York and Illinois are the worst.

Except Illinois is the closest to junk status with their ability to obtain bonds, they are closest to becoming the first bankrupt state of all mentioned.
 
Rather live in Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, Montana or Wyoming than California or New York

Actually rather be homeless than live in either of those fucked up states for free
I wish more people felt like this, I love sitting on the peir in my shorts fishing in 75 degree weather just days before christmas while the rest of the country is freezing
 
I wish I could say only almost half :( After Trumps tax reforms get passed it’s going to be even harder to resist immigrating south.
I'm ready for a scenery change.

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