Ford Unveils The New Gay Ranger Trim Package

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Get Shredded!
....AKA the Rump Ranger for all the colon commandos. LOL

I'm holding out for the Butt Pirate version.

See the ad here....


https://twitter.com/i/status/1408361803407572992

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Does it come in just the solid gold glitter version? Asking for a friend...
 

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I think I got HIV just watching that ad.

I think car insurance on those should be much higher than average to account for the higher risk that comes with celebrating your sexual deviancy openly. Higher drug influences crashes and more drain on healthcare due to infectious disease contractions and spread.
 

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I thought gay men had better taste. What’s with the ugly ass yellow glitter? This is definitely designed by someone who’s trying to make something they think gay people like. I’d be offended.
 

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This ford is perfect for trans vengeance day…. They can try to run down innocent kids in the name of allowing kids to be manipulated into sexual deviancy thru life altering medical procedures…. But it’ll just break down and leave them gay fuckers on the side of the road.

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This ford is perfect for trans vengeance day…. They can try to run down innocent kids in the name of allowing kids to be manipulated into sexual deviancy thru life altering medical procedures…. But it’ll just break down and leave them gay fuckers on the side of the road.

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There's a quick fix for this trans vengeance day:
AIM... SQUEEZE.. Smile then walk away.
 
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