Fast X is fucking horrible

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I love the John Wick series but haven't seen 4 yet. So I can't include it yet. Also if 3 was the weakest of the series so I can see a argument that it brings it down. 2 is my favorite then 1.
 

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Saw Fast X last Friday on a gigantic screen with hopes that it might be better than 8 or 9 which were garbage and thinking that Jason Momoa might save it

Wow was I wrong. 2 and a half hours of pure shit. Bringing back Gal Gadot from beyond the grave... WTF? The Rock back after saying he would NEVER do another fast movie. Pete fucking Davidson.

What's next? Digging up pedophile Paul Walker's (Walker was a creep who was dating underage women yet Hollywood buried the story) corpse and using him like a puppet?

John Cena was wasted. Less than 2 minutes of Jason Statham. Instead we get 2 hours of egomaniac Vin Diesel and a story a retarded 8 year old could write.

The over the top Momoa was at least interesting (although he actually appeared to be fat, he had a gut and man boobs) and the roided up Reacher dude was pretty good. Other than that, this was pure shit. A 320-340 million dollar budget and this was the best they could do?

John Wick 4 cost 20% of Fast X and was 1000 times better.
i wanted to end my life at the theater. John cena wasted his life for that kid.
 

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John Wick 4 is 3 hours long, it really is. But it is never boring. The new bad guys were all great. Thankfully they didn't bring Halle Berry, she ruined every scene she was in, in JW3.

I do wish they would not have pur Scott Adkins in a fat suit. He is an amazing martial artist.

The story was great. As someone who lost his wife, I really liked that the story included a lot of their relationship and why it ended the way it did.

This series and the Bourne series are the worthwhile action series post 2000.

On a side note, an awesome action movie that never gets any love: The Last Boy Scout with Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans. They should have made a sequel to that movie. One of the coolest opening scenes in movie history...the running back (Billy Blanks) running for a TD on Monday night football, shooting the defensive players and then himself.
 

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I seen all the Moore bonds before any by Sean Connery. So it's biased to a degree one can say. No Timothy Dalton love ??
Same, I saw all the Moore movies before Connery so slightly advantage to Moore. Haha no Dalton was horrible, Brosnan was was way better, I like him more than Craig that I actually haven’t been too bad but they still can’t compete with the old school ones.
 

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John Wick 4 is 3 hours long, it really is. But it is never boring. The new bad guys were all great. Thankfully they didn't bring Halle Berry, she ruined every scene she was in, in JW3.

I do wish they would not have pur Scott Adkins in a fat suit. He is an amazing martial artist.

The story was great. As someone who lost his wife, I really liked that the story included a lot of their relationship and why it ended the way it did.

This series and the Bourne series are the worthwhile action series post 2000.

On a side note, an awesome action movie that never gets any love: The Last Boy Scout with Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans. They should have made a sequel to that movie. One of the coolest opening scenes in movie history...the running back (Billy Blanks) running for a TD on Monday night football, shooting the defensive players and then himself.
John Wick is great! I liked the Bourne movies back when I first saw them, never gave them a second watch though.
 

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I love the John Wick series but haven't seen 4 yet. So I can't include it yet. Also if 3 was the weakest of the series so I can see a argument that it brings it down. 2 is my favorite then 1.
3 was my favorite actually 😬
 

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John Wick 4 is 3 hours long, it really is. But it is never boring. The new bad guys were all great. Thankfully they didn't bring Halle Berry, she ruined every scene she was in, in JW3.

I do wish they would not have pur Scott Adkins in a fat suit. He is an amazing martial artist.

The story was great. As someone who lost his wife, I really liked that the story included a lot of their relationship and why it ended the way it did.

This series and the Bourne series are the worthwhile action series post 2000.

On a side note, an awesome action movie that never gets any love: The Last Boy Scout with Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans. They should have made a sequel to that movie. One of the coolest opening scenes in movie history...the running back (Billy Blanks) running for a TD on Monday night football, shooting the defensive players and then himself.
Die Hard is a worthy candidate to a watchable series of movies, the first one is a Christmas movie after all 😉
 

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They were searching for the USS Enterprise to shot it down lol
:ROFLMAO: Oh man, I had to double check just to make sure you weren't fucking with me! Looks like that is actually in the movie! hahaha
 

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I don’t like any of them, they all so unrealistic
 

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saw it last night. haven't seen many of the others.
I know movies are fake, but there's a point where its just to the point of being ridiculous. and the ending sucked
 

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I rented this from the Redbox last night. Okay where to start with this 50lb pile of shit in a 1 pound bag.

Positives: John Cena is great as usual but couldn't save this shit bag movie. Other positives they keep the consistency with Momoa's mid 60s GM cars 👍. Good for them. Alan Ritchson looking jack in the upper body anyway is his best look. The short haired British lady is sexy.

Negatives: Everything else. Fat Vinny couldn't get himself into reasonable shape. His confused, distressed look staring into the camera lol. All through the movie. Rocket league video game to start the movie. Momoa's acting, Brie Larson s acting. The movie felt like it was several different shot movies with no cohesive threads connecting anything. The list can go on and on

I like the movies for what they are but this one is garbage and I was just waiting for it to end.
 
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