DRUNKEST you've ever been?

VelvetKush

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I was very innocent during high school. Naive. I drank for the first time when I was a senior. 2 years later, I was 19 and a sophomore at college. This was the wildest year of my life. It was the year I did the most drugs, the year I fucked the most girls, the year my social value was at its highest, etc.

One night, I drank way too much. It all started when one of my best friends from my childhood gave me a call and suggested that we should go out. I was as gtg as he was. I pick him up, and we stop at a gas station to buy some orange juice and 151 rum (and some huge cups because we obviously weren't going to walk around with a bottle and jug of OJ lol. So we get there and start drinking while walking the streets. Like I did during most of that year, I acted impulsively and chugged that bitch because I was not yet feeling a buzz.

Well, I think everyone knows how strong 151 is. Chugging was a biiiig mistake. And honestly, I also did it because I was tired of holding the damn cup.

That night, I almost fought twice. I kept hitting on a chick from my major even though she kept rejecting me. My friend bought me a couple of beers and that's where my body said "hey man, you drank too much. brb shutting down". And there I am, sitting in the fetal position on a bench in front of Burger King.
 

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Drunkest I've ever been?
March or April of 2012. The night my now ex wife moved out. All my closest friends came together some driving from as far as an hour and a half away. My total for the night was 3/4 of a fifth of jäger, half a fifth of grey goose,and maybe 9 rounds of beer pong. My last conscious memory of the night was falling off my couch trying to text people at 4am,while my buddies gf straddled my back giving me a massage(it's cool she's a therapist). Woke up the around 11am in my bed in my underwear and the house was clean. Apparently I blacked out for the first time(I was 28) and decided to clean the house as people left and put myself to bed.
 
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