I was pledging my fraternity as a freshman, and we used to play this game where there would be beers lined up on multiple rows of bookshelves. The brothers would throw darts at the beers, and if the hit one, it would start to leak slowly, and a pledge would have to run over an chug said beer. After a few hours of this, and various other games, I ended up (this was told to me after the fact) robbing the local pizza truck, running back to my dorm, and throwing up until the wee hours of the morning, breaking EVERY blood vessel in both of my eyes. I walked around for a week with two blood red eyes.
My first DUI bac was .34 Im pretty sure ice been drunker :/
I would have paid to witness this!Last week the security doors to the hotel were closed; it's well after 3am. I'm piss drunk and stick my hand between the doors and pry them open setting off the alarm (doors were still busted at check out). In my moment of perfect clarity, I thought it was a good idea to lift open the steel gate protecting the drinks and snacks station which was on the way to my room. The managers catch me with an armload of shit and gatorades as I swerved around the corner. Being the good guy I am, I screamed "put it all on room 311". They did.