DRUNKEST you've ever been?

[RAINier]

When was it? How old were you? What happened?

Tell the story for reps.

 

[Hubb]

It had to be Vegas I just don't remember shit!!!!!!! GOOD TIMES

hubb

 

[RAINier]

It had to be Vegas I just don't remember shit!!!!!!! GOOD TIMES

hubb

How did you end up so drunk? Special occasion? Bachelor party? Aftermath?

 

[heavyiron]

Drank a 12 pack with a buddy. We then got a 1.75 of vodka and drank that over a few hours. Then we got a .75 of gin and drank that. I could barely walk. We both stumbled home from a pool we were at with our girlfriends. I passed out and woke up about 5 hours later. I had pissed the bed. I stumbled into the bathroom and when I was done I closed the door behind me. I had locked the door and left the water running in the sink. My girlfriend woke up and started yelling about the water running in the bathroom. Took me like 20 minutes to open the lock. I passed out again. Later that morning we had planned to move a 400lb cabnet from a bank that was selling old fireproof filing cabnets for dirt cheap. I was still drunk when we got to the bank. I had not drank anything for like 9 hours. I felt like hell. We moved the cabnet and then went and ate. Worst f'ing hangover of my life. I was like 22 years old. I have many similar stories but that was the only time I was so wasted I pissed the bed.

 

[Hubb]

It had to be Vegas I just don't remember shit!!!!!!! GOOD TIMES

hubb

 

[Hubb]

Didn't mean to do that^^ but it was my 21st b-day I woke up naked on the floor with some broad that was actually hot thank god and from I was told I got started tryn to bang her I'n the elevator and I tryed when I got her to my suit but later that night my cousins came back took more shoots with me and I ended up passed out in the elevator and they hit every floor for me to visit... Shitty but good times that was 6 years ago

 

[Dizzym]

Night before thanksgiving. Went out with friends. had a few drinks, got tipsy. then realized these mixed drink were only $1 a piece, so me and my roommate ordered 10 each and chugged them. went to another club, same thing. thats only the drinks i remember. had atleast 30 drinks in about 2-3 hours.

they dropped me at home, woke up the next morning. there was puke in my computer chair in the shape of a "V" like i puked down onto myself in between my legs. but i was wearing the clothes i went out in and they were clean.

So basically i took off my clothes, puked on my own dick, and put them back on.

Dont remember shit!

Needless to say i missed two thanksgiving dinners the next day. lol

 

[colochine]

Once upon several time I woke up in the bushed outside of the Royal Islander Hotel in Freeport Bahamas on Spring Break. I had no recollection of anything except waking up.

 

[heavyiron]

I had a friend we lost one night drinking. We found him the next morning laying in the grass. The sprinklers were running and he was soaked. LOL!

 

[tommygunz]

Many years ago I was home on leave and went out to a bar with some high school buddies and they insisted on buying all of my drinks. I took advantage of this and drank however much of whatever they handed me. At some point in the wee hours of the morning I had reached saturation and went outside to my friends car and passed out on the front seat. Hours later, just at daybreak, I awoke to raindrops hitting me on the face. When I regained my senses I sat up in the front seat of a wrecked car, imagine the thoughts that went through my head. As the cobwebs in my brain started to clear I realized I was indeed sitting in a wrecked car but the car was parked in the back of the bar and had been sitting there for a long time judging by the rust and missing wheels. I was about 20 miles from home, in the rain, hung over and no ride. To this day I'm not sure if I crawled into the junker or if my buddies put me in there as a joke.....we still debate this today every time I see them.

 

[GSRacer]

I was pledging my fraternity as a freshman, and we used to play this game where there would be beers lined up on multiple rows of bookshelves. The brothers would throw darts at the beers, and if the hit one, it would start to leak slowly, and a pledge would have to run over an chug said beer. After a few hours of this, and various other games, I ended up (this was told to me after the fact) robbing the local pizza truck, running back to my dorm, and throwing up until the wee hours of the morning, breaking EVERY blood vessel in both of my eyes. I walked around for a week with two blood red eyes.

 

[colochine]

I was pledging my fraternity as a freshman, and we used to play this game where there would be beers lined up on multiple rows of bookshelves. The brothers would throw darts at the beers, and if the hit one, it would start to leak slowly, and a pledge would have to run over an chug said beer. After a few hours of this, and various other games, I ended up (this was told to me after the fact) robbing the local pizza truck, running back to my dorm, and throwing up until the wee hours of the morning, breaking EVERY blood vessel in both of my eyes. I walked around for a week with two blood red eyes.

LMAO!!! I will say the best drinking stories I have come from my fraternity days.

 

[GSRacer]

LMAO!!! I will say the best drinking stories I have come from my fraternity days.

If you're in a good house, alcohol abuse is a true art form

 

[Gibbs]

Here's a horrible one for ya. I had just moved to a new state and knew no one. It was my 25th birthday so I decided to get tall cans and some good ol Jack Daniels, I drank it and decided to go out, went downtown and got even morw hammered and started dancing with this girl. After dancing she asked me for my number. I only get thru four digits before I throw up on her mid number. Lol shit was sick. Needless to say I left pretty quick embarrassed and decided not to give her the rest of my number lol.

 

[Dieseljimmy]

I was a bartender at this steakhouse in college. I was closing it down one night and the only people left in the building was another college aged manager and a server. We drank at the bar after the restaurant closed. I was working on a threesome with these two and I was kinda over serving them and myself. I finally get these two giggling ladies to commit to going back to my place. A few more drinks at my place and a little indoor skiing and I excused myself and set up my video camera in my closet.
Get them upstairs and it became apparent how drunk everyone was. These two girls just fucking giggled and giggled and I remember being very annoyed that no one was fucking...and then I woke up the next morning. I was apparently so bored and drunk that I passed out. And the video shows me passing out and then moments after I'm out these two chicks sloppy scissor sister the fuck out of each other.
Thankfully the video depicted how much they enjoyed each others company and I was able to talk them into round two the next week. But the sloppy scissor sister video depicted a more scandalous encounter then the one I was involved in. I'm still kinda upset about this whole thing

 

[Vicious 13]

My first DUI bac was .34 Im pretty sure ice been drunker :/

 

[Dieseljimmy]

My first DUI bac was .34 Im pretty sure ice been drunker :/

First???

 

[oufinny]

My first DUI bac was .34 Im pretty sure ice been drunker :/

That's HARDCORE! I would not ever aim to A) get another DUI and B) get that drunk again.

Worst I was had to be college but that was a blur. Recently, last summer at Lake Malone in KY we were lounging all day on the water then my friend, I say that loosely considering what you are about to read, suggested we kick the party up a notch around 4:30 that afternoon. So the shots started flowing slowly of tequila and the beers went down faster, then we went over to a place to watch the sun go down a few hours later (beautiful scene on the water to watch, we just tried our best to almost ruin it) and then the pour top off the handle of tequila was off and we were bottle pouring gulps down each others throats. Needless to say we all were SHITTY drunk and the same guy mentioned earlier poured us double shots of bourbon, that was the end of my memory. We apparently drank until the sun was behind the hills and I drove the boat home blacked out drunk and passed out by 8:30 that night. I was still drunk when I woke up at 6:45 that morning to fish and didn't really sober up until about 3 that afternoon. I conservatively estimate we drank 12+ beers that day each and about 15 shots or more of tequila and bourbon. I was not the same for days after but until I blacked out it was a pretty bad ass party that had 2000 pictures taken during (never put a digital camera in a mom's hands and say take as many as you want!).

 

[Iz_vivit]

20 yrs old in Seoul Korea during the winter time. It was initiation night for me and if any of y'all know what Soju is then you know what's coming next. I was required to slam 2 Soju kettles (4 bottles of Soju mixed with koolaid) within 10 minutes. They go down so smooth and this makes the task easy. So we go to leave the bar about 30 min later and I stand up and immediately get hit by a semi truck of inebriation and hit the floor. I come to about 10 min at the bottom of a hill near a plastic newspaper stand that was tore up. I apparently stole a garbage can lid and slid down the hill and smashed into a cement filled newspaper stand. To this day my shoulder pops at certain movements. Lol but I made it into the group lol.

 

[nby]

I think I was about 18-19, just broke up with my ex and my buddies took me out for "a few drinks". I ended up in my bed, stuck to my bed by own vomit which I guess hardened up. My buddies found me in my bed like this the next day and until this day I still have no clue what I did that night, they still wont tell me but they keep laughing when we talk about it lol. Must have been bad.

 

[Hammerdown655]

When I was 19 I went to a party for my buddies birthday. After drinking a shit ton of beers and the better part of a bottle of JD I was completely shitty and eventually I had to use the bathroom. Apparently I took off my shirt, pulled my pants down and put on a cowboy hat and sat down to shit. I took my shit then passed out and fell off the shitter only to be found by my friends latter laying basically naked next to it. The next day I felt so shitty I slept the whole day, woke up the next morning and still had a terrible hangover haha.

 

[KingLouie]

Last week the security doors to the hotel were closed; it's well after 3am. I'm piss drunk and stick my hand between the doors and pry them open setting off the alarm (doors were still busted at check out). In my moment of perfect clarity, I thought it was a good idea to lift open the steel gate protecting the drinks and snacks station which was on the way to my room. The managers catch me with an armload of shit and gatorades as I swerved around the corner. Being the good guy I am, I screamed "put it all on room 311". They did.

 

[Vicious 13]

I just got my second about a month ago I've quit drinking for good turns out this Mexican is an alcoholic

 

[robbiek426]

I have been so drunk that I gave myself an IV to rehydrate myself. Combat lifesaver qualified bitches.

 

[RAINier]

Last week the security doors to the hotel were closed; it's well after 3am. I'm piss drunk and stick my hand between the doors and pry them open setting off the alarm (doors were still busted at check out). In my moment of perfect clarity, I thought it was a good idea to lift open the steel gate protecting the drinks and snacks station which was on the way to my room. The managers catch me with an armload of shit and gatorades as I swerved around the corner. Being the good guy I am, I screamed "put it all on room 311". They did.

I would have paid to witness this!

 

[mondtster]

I drove ten miles on the wrong side of interstate....at 5 in the afternoon....with massive amount of traffic doing 70 with cruise control on so as not to get pulled over with music cranked up.

Was tubing on a river in Mississippi and got piss as drunk and high. Got in a fight. DD was going with chick to try and get some so I got mad and took off. Not sure of where I was I pulled over to pee on side of road. Realized I was heading wrong way by how the sun was setting so busted a u-ey and put it on cruise....not realizing I was on I-55. Almost hit a trooper and got pulled over. He put the cuffs on so hard it cut my wrists....qhich is understanding because I could have killed many people. Front page news of the town that Monday.

Needless to say I watched my drinking for a while after that. I have plenty more but I think that one wins!

 

[basskiller]

On my birthday , I drank almost a gallon of Jack Daniels .. I gave out about 4 swigs and made 1 drink for another, the rest I drank.. Suffice to say.. I was seriously fugged up.

On another occasion, I drank straight through the night and into the next day. 48+ beers

Now, I might drink a beer or mixed drink once every few weeks to months

 

[Tdeizel89]

About 2 years ago i sarted drinking some beers with friends an gf. Started great having fun. Decided to hit the bars. So grabbed a 1.75 bottle of grey goose for me an my gf only to sar some cash. Had some captain and cokes (doubles) first. Then started buying sprites and going to the car to make vodka sprites lol. The ends up gone. I start getting te spins and getting pissed off for no reason hahaha. We leave the bar at two i face plant in the front of bar. Im 220 pounds my gf then was 130. Shes dragging me to car lol. Tryin to make me go home. I say FUCK THAT mad retarded sounding lol. Dont remeber much. I tell her jus go to te after hours. Drags me to the party ha. End up in te bathroom face in a random party house toilet hahah. So she gets coke and strts feeding me it to try n save me hahah. To overcome the alcohol. 2 gs later and like 4 partys. She dragged me around town to all our friends partys. Dont remeber shit and dont know how she carried dead weigh wverywhere ha. Never again will drink vodka. And i really dont party anymorw used to ALOT! But thank god i love lofting so mych bc it keeps me dialed in and healthy otherwise id prolly b dead hahaha. N thats one of the worst nites ive had. Was proly hungover for about 2 days it felt like!

 

[TheChosen1]

While I'm not exactly a big drinker (was only after my dad's death in 1987), my dad was a pretty big drinker but not an alkie. For some reason, maybe my size, I've always been able to drink alot without getting drunk.

However, during my late teens, my oldest brother used to DJ and I managed to get in on the business by working the light systems and maintaining the record supplies. One weekend, he had a private gig in some small country town in Louisiana. I think I was about 19 or 20 at the time.The girls there were fine as hell and HOT! But there was this major hottie named Bridgette (I'm surprised that I remember the name after 27 years). She was the neice of the guy who hired my brother. Everyone there was drinking either beer or Brass Monkey. Well Bridgette asked me if I ever had it and I told her that I never tried it. She offered me some and I asked her to fix me a small drink of 7up and Brass Monkey. Baby girl came back with a tall thin glass of it. By the time I was one third into it, I could feel it coming. Once I finished the drink, I was gone. My head was spinning. When my brother brought me home, he could see that I was plastured....LOL Until then, I don't think I was ever drunk again.

 

[Bulk-N-Mass]

My buddies house. They were out back by the fire, big party I was 20 well so the tale goes, I was taking a piss in the bathroom, he could see me through the window outside. He grabbed a hose outside and sprayed me while I was in mid-stream right in the damn face lol. I didnt know what happened the next day but apparently i fell backwards landed in the tub with my d*** out and proceeded to pass out. Timeless classic, he tells it so good.

Dont believe that was the drunkest but damn sure the funniest!