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Custom's Corner: Interview with Jerseydevil

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Custom's Corner is taped in front of a live studio audience.

Audience: Custom Custom Custom Custom
Custom: Thanks everyone and welcome to the show today we have board legend Jerseydevil with us today. Jersey you're on the Corner with Custom.
JD: Thanks Custom and glad to be here.
Custom: So JD you are here to tell us all about the pissing match between you and Arnold.
JD: You had to bring that fuckers name up?
Custom: Well you know what the show is all about so you should be ready.
JD: OK. Well it's like this he's an ignorant fuck who if I saw him on the street today I'd kick his little ass.
Custom: I remember seeing his avatar he's not that little.
JD: Photo shopped.
Custom: Yeah but he's the boss here at ASF so what he says goes.
JD: Wrong he's nothing but a washed up old man.
Custom: Wait a minute you're 89 and he's 59 so how is that?
JD: Never the less if he were here today....well you know.
Custom: As I said before you know what this show is about so lets bring him out. Here's Arnold
Audience: Boo Hiss Boo
JD: You fucker now your time is up!
Arnold: JD wait a minute I really need to tell you something......you're my dad
Audience: OHHHHH
JD: Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
Arnold: It's true do you remember when you were 28 and living in South Jersey in that trailer park with a girl named Sally?
JD: You mean saddle bags Sally?
Arnold: Yeah well she's my mom.
JD: That doesn't prove anything. We always had protected sex.
Arnold: You might think that but she would always pop holes in the rubbers using one of you 25g neddles.
Custom: Despicable!
JD: Still doesn't prove anything bitch. Where's the DNA test and more where's my DNA
Custom: Really Arnold you're reaching here care to explain?
Arnold: Dad....
JD: Don't call me that.
Arnold: You remember that Friday night when you left and she gave you that good bye blow job?
JD: How can I forget she goobled my goo all in all.
Arnold: Well when she "Gobbled your goo" You remember after that she ran into the bathroom?
JD: Yeah thought she had to take a dump.
Arnold: Nope she climbed out the window run over to the next trailer where her brother lives and he stuck a garden hose down her throat and sucked out all your gizz then spit it in a shot glass and put it in the freezer. After I was born it was thawed and sent for DNA testing here are the results.
Custom: Diabolical!
Audience: (Black lady) Nigger that be your son step up now
JD: (with open arms) SON!
Arnold: DAD!
JD: I'm sorry so sorry please forgive me
Arnold: You owe me some child support.
JD: LOL
JD: But since we are here saying sorry and stuff you really should publicly say your sorry to Mighty-Mouse for all the bullshit with him. Poor guy his pm box is always flooded with your scamming sponsor offers.
Arnold: Fuck that midget he can suck.....
Custom: Wait a minute we have another surprise, lets bring him out here's Mighty-Mouse
(Mighty-Mouse enters with open arms crying)
Mighty-Mouse: Dad! Grandpa!
JD: What the fuck
Arnold: No can't be
Custom: Unfortunately we are out of time. But thanks for being on the Corner with Custom
FINAL THOUGHT: Custom: The next time you're in a fight or a pissing match on the internet take a step back and think about one thing the person you are fighting with might just be your kin.Take care of yourself and your others
Audience: Custom Custom Custom
JD : (whispering) Hey is you mom still a crack whore
Arnold: nah because where she strips they do drug testing now.
JD: Tell her I said hi
Mighty-Mouse: Yeah tell grandma I said hi too
 

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Oh you still chat with JD? He's such a cool guy to have had here and hope he comes back.
 

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If you read this backwards it's fucking hilarious.

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I'm still lost? what happened?
 

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jd fucked a chick and then left, 9 months later out popped arnold, later arnold fucked another chick and mighty-mouse was created but that story is for another day...
lmao!
 

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JD fucked a chick and then left, 9 months later out popped Arnold, later Arnold fucked another chick and Mighty-Mouse was created but that story is for another day...
wait what? I thought everyone here was gay? trannies cant get pregnant?
 

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When MM came out with his arms open...was he wearing his mask?
 

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So @Arnold how fucking tall was mom cause she left my ass at the fire station


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She was actually back stage but I didn't have time to bring her out.
 

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JD was constipated for like 7 days...on the 8th day Arnold was born.... later Arnold fucked a pigmy goat and Mighty-Mouse was created but that story is for another day...

Get the story right mthrfkr....



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