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Custom's Corner: Interview with HFO3

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Get Shredded!
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Custom: HFO3 you're on the corner with Custom glad to have you back.
HFO3: Glad to be back Custom.
Custom: So gotta ask the last time you were here you had this full head of hair and now seems to be thinning a bit. What's up?
HFO3: Don't really know bro it started right after I started taking your Anavar.
Custom: You mean Dbol.
HFO3: No I ordered 50mg Anavar.
Custom: Yeah, yeah sure it's Anavar lol
HFO3: What?
Custom: Nothing. So tell me the last time I saw you here on the Corner was also the last time I saw Mrs. Custom. Any clue where she is?
HFO3: Yeah she's been living under my bed in a wood box for the last 3 months.
Custom: How'd you pull that off?
HFO3: Gave her something you could never give her.
Custom: Yeah what's that?
HFO3: A green card.
Custom: WTF? And what about the 23 yr old hottie you're hooking up with? How'd you get her to agree with this set up?
HFO3: She didn't. She lives in the same box with Mrs. Custom under my bed.
Custom: I have so many questions I want to ask M...........
HFO3: Sorry bro it's Thursday night and the girls like to play anal ping pong and I'm the net.
Custom: But my kids want to talk to their mother can't we........
HFO3: They can tell her in person. They're already on a boat headed to Peru. They'll be State side in 2 days.....gotta go see ya.
Custom: Get back here mother fucker this interview ain't over.........
HFO3: (HFO3 running out the door). Work on your legs you scrawny bitch.
Custom: Well guys be sure to tune in next week when I will have christiantt on and he will explain all the pip problems he is having with Advanced Labs Test. Or will he?
 

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Bwahahahahaaha...love it. :roflmao:
 

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too funny bro! But I gotta come clean, I lied ....there is no boat to peru

Mrs C is makin us a Brazilian breakfast while my 23yr old Latina hunny is giving me a back rub ... I’ll send plane fair for ya


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too funny bro! But I gotta come clean, I lied ....there is no boat to peru

Mrs C is makin us a Brazilian breakfast while my 23yr old Latina hunny is giving me a back rub ... I’ll send plane fair for ya


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Knowing you I'll end up in France:banghead:
 

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I might visit brazil, how do you say taco there?
 

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too funny bro! But I gotta come clean, I lied ....there is no boat to peru

Mrs C is makin us a Brazilian breakfast while my 23yr old Latina hunny is giving me a back rub ... I’ll send plane fair for ya


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Tell my wife to phone home....we're out of toilet paper
 

zionoir626

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F*** the BS Custom........................where is your wife's TITS..??
 
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