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Custom: Mighty Mouse you're "on the corner" with Custom
Mighty Mouse: Glad to be here and thanks for the phone book on top of my chair
Mighty Mouse: I like to look into the eyes of the person I'm talking to and that doesn't happen very often
Custom: Sounds a little gay but lets roll with it
Custom: So lets jump back a few years ago and touch base on the emails I sent over at Muscle and Science
Mighty Mouse: Which ones?
Custom: About the sponsor with the lame HGH
Mighty Mouse: Oh those. Can't recall all of them but they've been deleted
Custom: Who are you fucking Hillary Clinton?
Custom: Ok then lets talk about your successful film career
Mighty Mouse: Thanks dude. It all started with videos I would post on Muscle and...........
Custom: No I'm talking about your stunt double part for Tyrion Lannister on The Game of Thrones
Mighty Mouse: YES! Another one of my great achievements
Custom: I've never seen a need for a stunt double during the 7 seasons so what do you do while filming
Mighty Mouse: You're right I haven't done much at all I just sit around in the Greenroom eating chips
Custom: Thats it?
Mighty Mouse: Sometimes they let me play with the dragons
Custom: Isn't that dangerous?
Mighty Mouse: No silly they're 3d on the laptop and also they have these rubber dolls they use for still-shots
Mighty Mouse: Sometimes I run around in circles with them in my hands thinking I'm one of them
Custom: So tell me how did you get into Hollywood anyway?
Mighty Mouse: Acting is in my families blood. My Grandpappy was the little bald guy on the Benny Hill show. You know the old man Benny would always slap on the top of the head.
Custom: Wow! One of my favorite shows when I was a kid.
Mighty Mouse: You know I've also done some soft porn videos
Custom: Soft porn? Thats porn not showing any penetration or my shots right?
Mighty Mouse: No I mean my wiener stays soft cause of all the test I run
Custom: Can't you just take some Viagra?
Mighty Mouse: To costly I just grab a couple of popsicle sticks and I'm good to go. My favorite is the rainbow rocket
Custom: Doesn't that hurt her?
Mighty Mouse: Who said it was a her? Ah just kidding! Try it out on you wife and get back to me
Custom: Even though my wife is into sadomasochism I don't think she would like splinters in her ass crack
Custom: Unfortunately we are out of time but I would like to thank you for your time coming on the show and hope you'll come back
Mighty Mouse: Was great to be here
Please join me next week when I will have 4 members here at ASF on Custom's Corner. God Bless and Good Night
Mighty Mouse: Glad to be here and thanks for the phone book on top of my chair
Mighty Mouse: I like to look into the eyes of the person I'm talking to and that doesn't happen very often
Custom: Sounds a little gay but lets roll with it
Custom: So lets jump back a few years ago and touch base on the emails I sent over at Muscle and Science
Mighty Mouse: Which ones?
Custom: About the sponsor with the lame HGH
Mighty Mouse: Oh those. Can't recall all of them but they've been deleted
Custom: Who are you fucking Hillary Clinton?
Custom: Ok then lets talk about your successful film career
Mighty Mouse: Thanks dude. It all started with videos I would post on Muscle and...........
Custom: No I'm talking about your stunt double part for Tyrion Lannister on The Game of Thrones
Mighty Mouse: YES! Another one of my great achievements
Custom: I've never seen a need for a stunt double during the 7 seasons so what do you do while filming
Mighty Mouse: You're right I haven't done much at all I just sit around in the Greenroom eating chips
Custom: Thats it?
Mighty Mouse: Sometimes they let me play with the dragons
Custom: Isn't that dangerous?
Mighty Mouse: No silly they're 3d on the laptop and also they have these rubber dolls they use for still-shots
Mighty Mouse: Sometimes I run around in circles with them in my hands thinking I'm one of them
Custom: So tell me how did you get into Hollywood anyway?
Mighty Mouse: Acting is in my families blood. My Grandpappy was the little bald guy on the Benny Hill show. You know the old man Benny would always slap on the top of the head.
Custom: Wow! One of my favorite shows when I was a kid.
Mighty Mouse: You know I've also done some soft porn videos
Custom: Soft porn? Thats porn not showing any penetration or my shots right?
Mighty Mouse: No I mean my wiener stays soft cause of all the test I run
Custom: Can't you just take some Viagra?
Mighty Mouse: To costly I just grab a couple of popsicle sticks and I'm good to go. My favorite is the rainbow rocket
Custom: Doesn't that hurt her?
Mighty Mouse: Who said it was a her? Ah just kidding! Try it out on you wife and get back to me
Custom: Even though my wife is into sadomasochism I don't think she would like splinters in her ass crack
Custom: Unfortunately we are out of time but I would like to thank you for your time coming on the show and hope you'll come back
Mighty Mouse: Was great to be here
Please join me next week when I will have 4 members here at ASF on Custom's Corner. God Bless and Good Night
