• Hello, please REGISTER and become a member of our community! You will then be able to start threads, post comments and send messages to other members. Thanks!

Custom's Corner: Interview w/ Hollywood legend Mighty Mouse

custom

Registered Member
Joined
Jun 21, 2012
Messages
9,706
Reaction score
4,281
Points
113
Get Shredded!
Custom: Mighty Mouse you're "on the corner" with Custom
Mighty Mouse: Glad to be here and thanks for the phone book on top of my chair
Mighty Mouse: I like to look into the eyes of the person I'm talking to and that doesn't happen very often
Custom: Sounds a little gay but lets roll with it
Custom: So lets jump back a few years ago and touch base on the emails I sent over at Muscle and Science
Mighty Mouse: Which ones?
Custom: About the sponsor with the lame HGH
Mighty Mouse: Oh those. Can't recall all of them but they've been deleted
Custom: Who are you fucking Hillary Clinton?
Custom: Ok then lets talk about your successful film career
Mighty Mouse: Thanks dude. It all started with videos I would post on Muscle and...........
Custom: No I'm talking about your stunt double part for Tyrion Lannister on The Game of Thrones
Mighty Mouse: YES! Another one of my great achievements
Custom: I've never seen a need for a stunt double during the 7 seasons so what do you do while filming
Mighty Mouse: You're right I haven't done much at all I just sit around in the Greenroom eating chips
Custom: Thats it?
Mighty Mouse: Sometimes they let me play with the dragons
Custom: Isn't that dangerous?
Mighty Mouse: No silly they're 3d on the laptop and also they have these rubber dolls they use for still-shots
Mighty Mouse: Sometimes I run around in circles with them in my hands thinking I'm one of them
Custom: So tell me how did you get into Hollywood anyway?
Mighty Mouse: Acting is in my families blood. My Grandpappy was the little bald guy on the Benny Hill show. You know the old man Benny would always slap on the top of the head.
Custom: Wow! One of my favorite shows when I was a kid.
Mighty Mouse: You know I've also done some soft porn videos
Custom: Soft porn? Thats porn not showing any penetration or my shots right?
Mighty Mouse: No I mean my wiener stays soft cause of all the test I run
Custom: Can't you just take some Viagra?
Mighty Mouse: To costly I just grab a couple of popsicle sticks and I'm good to go. My favorite is the rainbow rocket
Custom: Doesn't that hurt her?
Mighty Mouse: Who said it was a her? Ah just kidding! Try it out on you wife and get back to me
Custom: Even though my wife is into sadomasochism I don't think she would like splinters in her ass crack
Custom: Unfortunately we are out of time but I would like to thank you for your time coming on the show and hope you'll come back
Mighty Mouse: Was great to be here
Please join me next week when I will have 4 members here at ASF on Custom's Corner. God Bless and Good Night
 

Montego

Super Moderator
Staff member
Super Moderator
Joined
Jul 16, 2014
Messages
23,188
Reaction score
11,923
Points
113
Omg. Lol
 

Jswole220

Registered Member
Joined
Dec 20, 2017
Messages
5,359
Reaction score
2,092
Points
113
Location
Earth ��
Haha this is actually getting pretty good. You should start polls for which members get interviewed next
 

custom

Registered Member
Joined
Jun 21, 2012
Messages
9,706
Reaction score
4,281
Points
113
Haha this is actually getting pretty good. You should start polls for which members get interviewed next
I have the next two weeks already planned out so week 3 I'll do that
 

judgmentalist

Registered Member
Joined
Mar 16, 2017
Messages
2,018
Reaction score
369
Points
83
Location
Western North Carolina
I’m pretty sure I should think you’re an asshole but this is pretty funny and creative content so I’m not complaining. :)


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
 

custom

Registered Member
Joined
Jun 21, 2012
Messages
9,706
Reaction score
4,281
Points
113
I’m pretty sure I should think you’re an asshole but this is pretty funny and creative content so I’m not complaining. :)


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Custom's Corner is for ENTERTAINMENT only and should be taken as a grain of salt.
 

Sherk

Super Moderator
Staff member
Super Moderator
Joined
Oct 23, 2012
Messages
9,169
Reaction score
3,414
Points
113
Lmfao!! This shit is hilarious! I’m sure MM will get a good laugh out of it as well.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
 

MindlessWork

Registered User
Registered Member
Joined
Mar 7, 2017
Messages
12,714
Reaction score
3,589
Points
113
Lol custom's at it again I see..poking some good fun at MM, who's good peeps for damn sure. Gotta love the sense of humor in his threads.

Don't forget the Jameson's made MM who he is :)
 

suraonyx23

Registered User
Registered Member
Joined
Feb 15, 2015
Messages
3,919
Reaction score
635
Points
113
That was great lol

Sent from my LG-Q710AL using Tapatalk
 

custom

Registered Member
Joined
Jun 21, 2012
Messages
9,706
Reaction score
4,281
Points
113
Reading Is Fundamental is committed to a literate America by inspiring a passion for reading among all children, providing quality content to make an impact
 

Milford King

Twat Waffle Inspector
Registered Member
Joined
Jan 23, 2018
Messages
14,154
Reaction score
12,549
Points
113
Trying to get us meat heads to learn to read... pfff wasting your time buddy... we need more pics
 

Mighty-Mouse

The Video Guy
Registered Member
Joined
Sep 20, 2014
Messages
8,304
Reaction score
1,648
Points
113
Location
In my wife's purse
you need duct tape, he forgot to mention that.

Been there, done that.

I use the leftover sticks from the mini-fudge pops.

I use string take it from a pro

It acts as if it’s ribbed too. She screams in ecstasy and squirts a little blood though


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
 

custom

Registered Member
Joined
Jun 21, 2012
Messages
9,706
Reaction score
4,281
Points
113
I use string take it from a pro

It acts as if it’s ribbed too. She screams in ecstasy and squirts a little blood though


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Large thick rubber bands I would think is a better option
 

GUNRACK

PIT POSSE SOD
Registered Member
Joined
May 5, 2015
Messages
2,168
Reaction score
1,407
Points
113
Location
Parts unknown
giphy.gif
 
Top