custom
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Custom: Welcome ASF fans I'm Custom we're coming to you from the intersection of Ferry Street and Railroad Ave in Newark N.J. Tonight I have a special guest calling the fight with me. Long time friend and life partner Gibbs
Gibbs: Glad to be here and I'm sure we're in for a battle here tonight. They don't call this place "The Ironbound" part of Newark for nothing.
Custom: That right Gibbs and as we speak I see the two fighters have arrived.
Gibbs: Stinkfinger look furious as well as Might Mouse
Custom: I see stinkfinger has brought his corner man, it appears to be Arnold
Gibbs: You mean Prince don't ya?
Custom: I thought Prince was Heavyiron?
Gibbs: No Heavyiron is Basskiller
Custom: Then who is.....ah fuck it I'm confused
Gibbs: Look at this the boys are in the middle of the intersection nose to belly button squaring each other up.
Gibbs: Stinkfinger unloads with a barrage of lefts and rights
Custom: But to no avail they all missed going over Mighty Mouse's head. I knew height would play a factor in this fight.
Custom: Mighty Mouse throws a stiff jab hitting Stinkfinger in the nuts.
Custom: That should be a low blow and 1 point should be taken
Gibbs: You idiot this is a street fight there are no rules
Custom: I thought we agreed while showering last night you would respect me a little more
Gibbs: You're right my bad
Custom: Both fighter have now locked up and it appears Stinkfinger is scratching his A-Hole
Custom: Good God he's now sticking the same finger up Might Mouse's nose
Gibbs: Well we know how he got his screen name now
Gibbs: Stinkfinger just grabbed a stroller from some lady and whacked Mighty in the face with it
Custom: Holy shit there seemed to be a baby in it
Gibbs: Yeah and Mighty Mouse picked up the child and looks like he's giving it CPR
Custom: He's not giving it CPR Gibbs he's eating it!
Gibbs: He is and it's giving him Super Powers I swear I just saw him grow 8 or 9 inches
Custom: Mighty Mouse just pulled out a can of mace this is me getting excited now
Gibbs: Dude get you hand of my cock for Christ sakes we're on the air
Gibbs: Mighty has maced Stinkfinger and has now decided to climb a traffic light pole
Custom: Yeah he's just hanging there looking like one of those monkeys that came in that game "A barrel full of monkeys"
Gibbs: Stinkfinger is wondering around and can't see where Mighty Mouse is due to the mace
Custom: He has let go of the pole and landed on Stinkfingers head
Gibbs: How did he pull his shorts down to his knees while falling
Custom: Don't know but Mighty is giving him the ol' stink hole right in the face
Gibbs: That's it! Stinkfinger is out the fight is over
Custom: That was amazing how come I think there will be a rematch. Stinkfinger has alot of balls going after a vet like Mighty Mouse I'll give him that.
Gibbs: I don't know lets go discuss it over dinner I'll let you pick the restaurant tonight
Custom: You're so good to me
Custom: Join us next time ASF fans. I'm sure I can provoke a fight between two members.
Gibbs: Glad to be here and I'm sure we're in for a battle here tonight. They don't call this place "The Ironbound" part of Newark for nothing.
Custom: That right Gibbs and as we speak I see the two fighters have arrived.
Gibbs: Stinkfinger look furious as well as Might Mouse
Custom: I see stinkfinger has brought his corner man, it appears to be Arnold
Gibbs: You mean Prince don't ya?
Custom: I thought Prince was Heavyiron?
Gibbs: No Heavyiron is Basskiller
Custom: Then who is.....ah fuck it I'm confused
Gibbs: Look at this the boys are in the middle of the intersection nose to belly button squaring each other up.
Gibbs: Stinkfinger unloads with a barrage of lefts and rights
Custom: But to no avail they all missed going over Mighty Mouse's head. I knew height would play a factor in this fight.
Custom: Mighty Mouse throws a stiff jab hitting Stinkfinger in the nuts.
Custom: That should be a low blow and 1 point should be taken
Gibbs: You idiot this is a street fight there are no rules
Custom: I thought we agreed while showering last night you would respect me a little more
Gibbs: You're right my bad
Custom: Both fighter have now locked up and it appears Stinkfinger is scratching his A-Hole
Custom: Good God he's now sticking the same finger up Might Mouse's nose
Gibbs: Well we know how he got his screen name now
Gibbs: Stinkfinger just grabbed a stroller from some lady and whacked Mighty in the face with it
Custom: Holy shit there seemed to be a baby in it
Gibbs: Yeah and Mighty Mouse picked up the child and looks like he's giving it CPR
Custom: He's not giving it CPR Gibbs he's eating it!
Gibbs: He is and it's giving him Super Powers I swear I just saw him grow 8 or 9 inches
Custom: Mighty Mouse just pulled out a can of mace this is me getting excited now
Gibbs: Dude get you hand of my cock for Christ sakes we're on the air
Gibbs: Mighty has maced Stinkfinger and has now decided to climb a traffic light pole
Custom: Yeah he's just hanging there looking like one of those monkeys that came in that game "A barrel full of monkeys"
Gibbs: Stinkfinger is wondering around and can't see where Mighty Mouse is due to the mace
Custom: He has let go of the pole and landed on Stinkfingers head
Gibbs: How did he pull his shorts down to his knees while falling
Custom: Don't know but Mighty is giving him the ol' stink hole right in the face
Gibbs: That's it! Stinkfinger is out the fight is over
Custom: That was amazing how come I think there will be a rematch. Stinkfinger has alot of balls going after a vet like Mighty Mouse I'll give him that.
Gibbs: I don't know lets go discuss it over dinner I'll let you pick the restaurant tonight
Custom: You're so good to me
Custom: Join us next time ASF fans. I'm sure I can provoke a fight between two members.
