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Every time I fly... When standing in line of the tsa. I think about a slightly pregnant, moderate bush, strong tan line Italian/Greek/Turkish woman with a well shaped ass while aggressively adjusting my junk. I object to the body scanner and ask for a pat down. My hopes is that who ever touches my chubby will looks up in my eyes ...I dont care if is a fat black chick or old white man... So I can wink or pucker my lips lovingly. My wife knows about it and thought is was so immature at 27. Yet at 37 she thinks it hilarious.

But no fucking shit, I get the worse pat downs. Most of the times the tsa agent gives a 50 percent effort job. Only one old man contacted my chubby and it was back handed and totally proper textbock pat down.

And heres the confession... I considered popping a cialis before the last wonderful flight cause the days of raging nrbs are over.
 

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You might need therapy. Lol

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Every time I fly... When standing in line of the tsa. I think about a slightly pregnant, moderate bush, strong tan line Italian/Greek/Turkish woman with a well shaped ass while aggressively adjusting my junk. I object to the body scanner and ask for a pat down. My hopes is that who ever touches my chubby will looks up in my eyes ...I dont care if is a fat black chick or old white man... So I can wink or pucker my lips lovingly. My wife knows about it and thought is was so immature at 27. Yet at 37 she thinks it hilarious.

But no fucking shit, I get the worse pat downs. Most of the times the tsa agent gives a 50 percent effort job. Only one old man contacted my chubby and it was back handed and totally proper textbock pat down.

And heres the confession... I considered popping a cialis before the last wonderful flight cause the days of raging nrbs are over.

There has to be a fetish group for you somewhere.


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This is classic. Try licking your lips as well, even if its a dude. You'll make a story that will transcend to their grandchildren.

I hate TSA. Nothing but overpaid Wal-Mart greeters
 

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Like Ron White

"When I fly I take two Viagra and demand a pat down"

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I like your style
 

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AND.....notice how DJ slipped in the "PREGNANT" women comment first.!! Lolol... I remember when I first joined ASF and there was a thread about hot female Dr's or something similar and I mentioned how my female Dr at the time was really hot with big ole titties but she was preggo., DJ commented and told me to work up a chubby next visit and get a physical and possibly get lucky (joke obviously) but he proceeded to tell me that the milk in those swollen juggs would be the best tasting milk I would ever taste. Lololol...DJ loves those preggo women., lol...still need to sample that preggo milk someday 😉
 

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I do the same thing! I like to grunt lightly when they get in the vicinity.

One time a gal said oh yeah you like that in a sexy voice and patted it. She was probably 48 and weighed 300 lbs but I took it as a win.

Another occasion I was flying and had a bottle of lortabs I put in the tray for the X-ray. A black guy working the rig stole about 10 out of the bottle.
 

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why does it have to be a black guy man..why isn't it just a guy? what are you sayin man?
 

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lmao, your one strange mutha fucka, taper the tren down
 

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I see absolutely nothing wrong with this at all. Seems like a perfectly normal desire.. especially compared to some of your other amphetamine driven shenanigans.



R.I.P nrbs.. I remember in highschool the nrbs were the worst. Falling asleep in class then waking up to an erection that would rip my jeans upon standing.. That's when I really had to start utilizing the uptuck.
 

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I want to thank all of you for your support.

You think if I take a roll before a professional massage... I will make overtly sexual noises? I'm concerned I'm going to precum all over the place... Concerned is the wrong word
 

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im inventing cum absorbent boxers

As soon as i get over my ED issues.
 

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^^^ sell them on qcv with that bubbly milf
 

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lol

why any woman on planet Earth puts up with me...
 

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my hypothesis :

below average cawk size. less anal pain
 

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neg

give me 5 weeks

pump some of this gp juice
 

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been watching mickey mouse and pj mask mostly

drinking vodka

high nigga pie tonight though.
 

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Check out tsum tsum... They are oddly hard to stop watching. And you can get the little toys for pretty cheap and they are little beenie baby things so they are ok for little fellas
 

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AND.....notice how DJ slipped in the "PREGNANT" women comment first.!! Lolol... I remember when I first joined ASF and there was a thread about hot female Dr's or something similar and I mentioned how my female Dr at the time was really hot with big ole titties but she was preggo., DJ commented and told me to work up a chubby next visit and get a physical and possibly get lucky (joke obviously) but he proceeded to tell me that the milk in those swollen juggs would be the best tasting milk I would ever taste. Lololol...DJ loves those preggo women., lol...still need to sample that preggo milk someday 😉

Lolz
 

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I see absolutely nothing wrong with this at all. Seems like a perfectly normal desire.. especially compared to some of your other amphetamine driven shenanigans.



R.I.P nrbs.. I remember in highschool the nrbs were the worst. Falling asleep in class then waking up to an erection that would rip my jeans upon standing.. That's when I really had to start utilizing the uptuck.

no doubt the amps bring out some some freak ass fetishes
 
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