What's the closest call/scare you've had with getting in trouble with AAS?
Wouldve been 96-98 time frame. Was in USMC .. stationed in SoCal.. I use to smuggle my own AAS across the border.
I was active duty with Military Id.. I was 5' 9" and weighed only 175-180.. Probably 6-8% bf.. I looked very thin in clothes.. Didn't look like a juicer..
I drove a 1979 Mercury Capri (dressed as a Mustang LX) hatchback. All of the interior molding came apart with a single phillips head scread driver.. and this is where i stashed my gear when crossing the border and all the way back to Camp Pendleton.
One weekend .. I went down with other friends.. who also juiced... The idea was we go buy juice .. stash it.. Then party a lil bit.. so when we crossed.. we had that glow when we told ICE guy that we came down to party .. My one friend in the backseat was totally passed out when we hit the customs gate.. The customs agent made me wake him up to show he was alive and for him to declare he was american..
When my buddy woke up he was kind of a dick to the Ice agent and the agent made the comment that he would have my car taken apart 1 bolt at a time and keep us there all weekend if he didn't stop being a dick.. My buddy in the passenger lean in back and drilled him right in the nose and grabbed him by the ear.. and told him to apologize to the customs agent... Which he did..
The customs agent gave us the nod to go..
We drove in silence for approx 45 mins to base.. Get back to Camp Pendleton and of course every gate has MP's posted at them.. They're the last line of Dui defense you gotta avoid when coming back to base.. Well, no issues with the MP.. and when we arrive.. We remove said secret panel on my car and obtain gear... Only to find out that my buddy in the backseat, his gear was among the missing. We're talking 10 packs of Sten Testosterone, 5 Sustanon Preloads and 5 Deca Preloads... Primobolan tablets and Sten tablets.. Wonder where they went..
How about on the backseat floor in back of the drivers seat.. the whole damn time.. from the pharmacy .. thru customs.. pass the MP's..
I'll spare you details of the fight that ensued.