Closest call / scare

[Intense]

Ugghh. Had a pack that said it was delivered to mailbox. Go check, nothing there. About three hours later here comes my neighbor with pack in hand. "this was accidently put in my mailbox"

My neighbor is a county sheriff. Heart beat a little bit faster for a few minutes there.

This exact thing happened to me as well. Except my neighbor had it in his house for a few days.. Thought that was odd since he could have just put it in my mailbox.

 

[CSOReaper]

This exact thing happened to me as well. Except my neighbor had it in his house for a few days.. Thought that was odd since he could have just put it in my mailbox.

That would have pissed me off.

 

[jeffreyshea]

I've heard if your order has been compromised locally they will rig the package with a wire. Once the package is opened and the wire breaks in two a transmitter will notify law enforcement waiting to the street is been opened. Once opened its yours. As long as it's not opened you can claim you didn't open it because you havnt ordered anything. I usually wait a few hits before opening and when I do I use a razor knife cutting open into the middle of the box so I can get a good look inside to make sure there's no wires.

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[movingsteel 79]

Nothing really close to getting in trouble off the top of my head., but I like this thread so I'll share my less exciting experience.
The "dreaded letter" freaked me out pretty bad even though I knew most likely nothing would come of it. Nothing did come of it except a Customs agent getting jerked and boners for free. I used the same out of town source a few more times with no problems. This was "pre-fent epidemic"

 

[jeffreyshea]

Id done a grand order and knew something was up when it went over a month and still not here. I eventually got a letter from customs notifying me itd been seized and to come to room such and such on a certain day if I wanted to dispute the seizure. If I didn't protest and was OK with it being destroyed I was too sign a document and send back. I promptly crumpled it up and tossed it thinking if I signed it I would be admitting to it being mine. Before trashing it I copied it and emailed it to place I bought it from for a credit. A few weeks later the order came with no issues.

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[Intense]

Like in them appearing to have been opened and searched?

Nah just like bright green pack color. And you could feel the tablets inside.

 

[MindlessWork]

Nah just like bright green pack color. And you could feel the tablets inside.

Ouch..maybe tabs were in plastic bags inside the packs. Bet they weren't stealth at all as customs agents could feel the tabs through the packaging.

 

[BadGas]

What's the closest call/scare you've had with getting in trouble with AAS?

Wouldve been 96-98 time frame. Was in USMC .. stationed in SoCal.. I use to smuggle my own AAS across the border.

I was active duty with Military Id.. I was 5' 9" and weighed only 175-180.. Probably 6-8% bf.. I looked very thin in clothes.. Didn't look like a juicer..

I drove a 1979 Mercury Capri (dressed as a Mustang LX) hatchback. All of the interior molding came apart with a single phillips head scread driver.. and this is where i stashed my gear when crossing the border and all the way back to Camp Pendleton.

One weekend .. I went down with other friends.. who also juiced... The idea was we go buy juice .. stash it.. Then party a lil bit.. so when we crossed.. we had that glow when we told ICE guy that we came down to party .. My one friend in the backseat was totally passed out when we hit the customs gate.. The customs agent made me wake him up to show he was alive and for him to declare he was american..

When my buddy woke up he was kind of a dick to the Ice agent and the agent made the comment that he would have my car taken apart 1 bolt at a time and keep us there all weekend if he didn't stop being a dick.. My buddy in the passenger lean in back and drilled him right in the nose and grabbed him by the ear.. and told him to apologize to the customs agent... Which he did..

The customs agent gave us the nod to go..

We drove in silence for approx 45 mins to base.. Get back to Camp Pendleton and of course every gate has MP's posted at them.. They're the last line of Dui defense you gotta avoid when coming back to base.. Well, no issues with the MP.. and when we arrive.. We remove said secret panel on my car and obtain gear... Only to find out that my buddy in the backseat, his gear was among the missing. We're talking 10 packs of Sten Testosterone, 5 Sustanon Preloads and 5 Deca Preloads... Primobolan tablets and Sten tablets.. Wonder where they went..

How about on the backseat floor in back of the drivers seat.. the whole damn time.. from the pharmacy .. thru customs.. pass the MP's..

I'll spare you details of the fight that ensued.

 

[Little BamBam]

first time a letter appeared and that mf would not burn to save my life lmao that was bad then i got a po slip on my door to call a number for a prize lol well the prize was le at the door. Asking why i was tracking so many packages lol luckily i was building my car and bought a shit load of new clothes for that summer to look fresh

 

[ldog]

Lol....this is good.

Wouldve been 96-98 time frame. Was in USMC .. stationed in SoCal.. I use to smuggle my own AAS across the border.

I was active duty with Military Id.. I was 5' 9" and weighed only 175-180.. Probably 6-8% bf.. I looked very thin in clothes.. Didn't look like a juicer..

I drove a 1979 Mercury Capri (dressed as a Mustang LX) hatchback. All of the interior molding came apart with a single phillips head scread driver.. and this is where i stashed my gear when crossing the border and all the way back to Camp Pendleton.

One weekend .. I went down with other friends.. who also juiced... The idea was we go buy juice .. stash it.. Then party a lil bit.. so when we crossed.. we had that glow when we told ICE guy that we came down to party .. My one friend in the backseat was totally passed out when we hit the customs gate.. The customs agent made me wake him up to show he was alive and for him to declare he was american..

When my buddy woke up he was kind of a dick to the Ice agent and the agent made the comment that he would have my car taken apart 1 bolt at a time and keep us there all weekend if he didn't stop being a dick.. My buddy in the passenger lean in back and drilled him right in the nose and grabbed him by the ear.. and told him to apologize to the customs agent... Which he did..

The customs agent gave us the nod to go..

We drove in silence for approx 45 mins to base.. Get back to Camp Pendleton and of course every gate has MP's posted at them.. They're the last line of Dui defense you gotta avoid when coming back to base.. Well, no issues with the MP.. and when we arrive.. We remove said secret panel on my car and obtain gear... Only to find out that my buddy in the backseat, his gear was among the missing. We're talking 10 packs of Sten Testosterone, 5 Sustanon Preloads and 5 Deca Preloads... Primobolan tablets and Sten tablets.. Wonder where they went..

How about on the backseat floor in back of the drivers seat.. the whole damn time.. from the pharmacy .. thru customs.. pass the MP's..

I'll spare you details of the fight that ensued.

 

[REHH]

Closest call I've had is leaving Costa Rica with a few cycles worth of gear, the customs agent found it, pulled it all out and looked it over then put it all back in my bag.

 

[HFO3]

oh fkkk! great story man lol

Wouldve been 96-98 time frame. Was in USMC .. stationed in SoCal.. I use to smuggle my own AAS across the border.

I was active duty with Military Id.. I was 5' 9" and weighed only 175-180.. Probably 6-8% bf.. I looked very thin in clothes.. Didn't look like a juicer..

I drove a 1979 Mercury Capri (dressed as a Mustang LX) hatchback. All of the interior molding came apart with a single phillips head scread driver.. and this is where i stashed my gear when crossing the border and all the way back to Camp Pendleton.

One weekend .. I went down with other friends.. who also juiced... The idea was we go buy juice .. stash it.. Then party a lil bit.. so when we crossed.. we had that glow when we told ICE guy that we came down to party .. My one friend in the backseat was totally passed out when we hit the customs gate.. The customs agent made me wake him up to show he was alive and for him to declare he was american..

When my buddy woke up he was kind of a dick to the Ice agent and the agent made the comment that he would have my car taken apart 1 bolt at a time and keep us there all weekend if he didn't stop being a dick.. My buddy in the passenger lean in back and drilled him right in the nose and grabbed him by the ear.. and told him to apologize to the customs agent... Which he did..

The customs agent gave us the nod to go..

We drove in silence for approx 45 mins to base.. Get back to Camp Pendleton and of course every gate has MP's posted at them.. They're the last line of Dui defense you gotta avoid when coming back to base.. Well, no issues with the MP.. and when we arrive.. We remove said secret panel on my car and obtain gear... Only to find out that my buddy in the backseat, his gear was among the missing. We're talking 10 packs of Sten Testosterone, 5 Sustanon Preloads and 5 Deca Preloads... Primobolan tablets and Sten tablets.. Wonder where they went..

How about on the backseat floor in back of the drivers seat.. the whole damn time.. from the pharmacy .. thru customs.. pass the MP's..

I'll spare you details of the fight that ensued.

 

[MindlessWork]

first time a letter appeared and that mf would not burn to save my life lmao that was bad then i got a po slip on my door to call a number for a prize lol well the prize was le at the door. Asking why i was tracking so many packages lol luckily i was building my car and bought a shit load of new clothes for that summer to look fresh

LE banging on your door over a shit load of car parts and clothes?? LMAO that's pretty damn crazy.

Yes LE will go apeshit if you keep accessing tracking for a lot of packages lol.

 

[Little BamBam]

LE banging on your door over a shit load of car parts and clothes?? LMAO that's pretty damn crazy.

Yes LE will go apeshit if you keep accessing tracking for a lot of packages lol.

lol definelty a scare not willing to relive about shit my short

 

[Tmart]

When I joined this forum I almost placed an order with Paxton. That was my closest call

 

[ldog]

Lol...going back a few years bro.💪

When I joined this forum I almost placed an order with Paxton. That was my closest call

 

[juiceddawg]

Not long ago I recieved a package in the mail and about a hour later a cop drove by and stopped right in front my house and sit there for about 15 minutes.You talk about squeezing a set of ass cheeks because I was about to shit my pants.After he left my wife said get all of our damn gym candy out this house.I took it all to my parents house and put it in a closet they dont use for about a month.You guys know the feeling of cops riding by your house when you got the goodies there right lmao and spooky feeling.

 

[ldog]

Lol....dang....I bet that was a tense 15 minutes.

Not long ago I recieved a package in the mail and about a hour later a cop drove by and stopped right in front my house and sit there for about 15 minutes.You talk about squeezing a set of ass cheeks because I was about to shit my pants.After he left my wife said get all of our damn gym candy out this house.I took it all to my parents house and put it in a closet they dont use for about a month.You guys know the feeling of cops riding by your house when you got the goodies there right lmao and spooky feeling.

 

[juiceddawg]

yes sir lol

 

[Tmart]

Lol...going back a few years bro.

Haha you know it bro, I lurked on this forum for a long ass time before I made an account too. Seen my fair share of Paxton types, I actually have bought hammer shit tho. Wasn’t too bad, I got in early

 

[ldog]

Yep...it's all good. We live and learn. 💪

Haha you know it bro, I lurked on this forum for a long ass time before I made an account too. Seen my fair share of Paxton types, I actually have bought hammer shit tho. Wasn’t too bad, I got in early

 

[elit3keraed]

Gun went missing. Called the cops because of the situation (someones safety > my own). Cops ransacked my room looking to make sure it wasnt misplaced.

Baggies of Mast. Tren, Prov, SD, Viagra, Test. Vials, filters, syringes. All of it seen.


"Were only looking for your firearm" was all they said.

 

[ldog]

Lol...what a story💪

Gun went missing. Called the cops because of the situation (someones safety > my own). Cops ransacked my room looking to make sure it wasnt misplaced.

Baggies of Mast. Tren, Prov, SD, Viagra, Test. Vials, filters, syringes. All of it seen.


"Were only looking for your firearm" was all they said.

 

[MindlessWork]

Gun went missing. Called the cops because of the situation (someones safety > my own). Cops ransacked my room looking to make sure it wasnt misplaced.

Baggies of Mast. Tren, Prov, SD, Viagra, Test. Vials, filters, syringes. All of it seen.


"Were only looking for your firearm" was all they said.

Ohhh shit!

 

[elit3keraed]

They had been reading the texts i had been receiving from the person who stole my gun at the time. Pretty vicious and just meant to destroy me. Making fun of my past abuse etc


I think they figured jail wouldnt hold a candle to what I was going through HA

 

[heavyiron]

Gun went missing. Called the cops because of the situation (someones safety > my own). Cops ransacked my room looking to make sure it wasnt misplaced.

Baggies of Mast. Tren, Prov, SD, Viagra, Test. Vials, filters, syringes. All of it seen.


"Were only looking for your firearm" was all they said.

Dang, dodged a bullet!