Best Pick Up Line

[Mr.krinkle]

Hey baby, wanna take me home and regret it tomorrow?
-worked a couple times.

 

[mcreject83]

If u an i were both squirrels would u let me bust a nut in ur hole?!

 

[tehbeastaxl]

Hey baby you lile crystal? Well i have an oz and a half ay my house along with a pack of u-100s so u want to get high and.fuck. after you get off? This was at larry flimts hustler club during a lap dance and sure enougb ot worked

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[kombatarts99]

After hanging with this chick in a club I said hey lets go back to my place order a pizza and fuck. She replied ughh, I interrupted and said what? you don't like pizza?

 

[Gibbs]

Haha. Isaid pretty close to the same thing to my girl. Hey babe, how bout you let me spread nutella on your booty and lick it off? She said huh no. I replied why you don't like nutella