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Alright fellas, i want to hear your best, or worst, pick up lines! In sure some of you morose mother fuckers have said things cornyer than a farm turd an still gotten laid... Ill start...
"Hey baby! You ever had ur asshole licked by a short, buff, white guy with a goatee?!!" <--- works every time!
 
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This worked for me on more the one occassion... its in the delivery.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
 
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my dick died...can I bury it in you? :winkfinger: works 100% of the time 40% of the time
 
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Hey, I like fat girls.
The bigger they are the % of success goes.up. 300 lbs + nearly 100% success rate
 
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In my party days I had a theory... 50/50 no matter what is said. One time I pulled off the wrist watch. Me and some friends were at the bar and chatting up some girls. So went all in on the wrist watch.
 
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Streettime said:
I'd crawl over pins and needles and prarie dog shit just to lick the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the van that took your dirty panties to the laundry :D

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HAHA!!! Classic
 
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I put the STD in stud, all I need is U!
 
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Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
 
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Write your number on a piece of paper or napkin, then walk up to your girl of choice and say, "Here, you dropped my number."
 
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Are you retarded? Because I think you are special.
 
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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
BAM. Been happily married 14 years, but I am still smooth as ever!
 
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hightestfuel said:
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
BAM. Been happily married 14 years, but I am still smooth as ever!
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Along the same lines as

"Hey, are you gonna walk alone to your car later?"


Alternatively:


"Hey girl, you may not know it but we're having sex later."


*Offended: Why would you think that?*


Because I'm stronger than you.


ok I'll quit... I have too many of these.
 
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Durr said:
Along the same lines as

"Hey, are you gonna walk alone to your car later?"


Alternatively:


"Hey girl, you may not know it but we're having sex later."


*Offended: Why would you think that?*


Because I'm stronger than you.


ok I'll quit... I have too many of these.
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when my old lady wises up and I am on the market I will DEFINITELY be using these. You, sir, have upped my game considerably!
 
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I like my women like i like my coffee... sealed up in an air tight bag in the freezer
 
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