"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
BAM. Been happily married 14 years, but I am still smooth as ever!
when my old lady wises up and I am on the market I will DEFINITELY be using these. You, sir, have upped my game considerably!Along the same lines as
"Hey, are you gonna walk alone to your car later?"
"Hey girl, you may not know it but we're having sex later."
*Offended: Why would you think that?*
Because I'm stronger than you.
ok I'll quit... I have too many of these.