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Get Shredded!
I have really stepped up my eating since I started my cycle and now shitting 3 to 4 times a day and my asshole cant take anymore pain. wiping. I can not be the only one with this problem so any remedy you guys know?
 

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Wet wipes or better toilet paper. I prefer northern quilted extra plush 3 ply for tp for general cleaning then usually switch to an aloe infused wet wipe for the finishing touches
 

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You are eating too many carbs.
Stick to meat, chicken, fish, eggs, cheese....
Real food...
 

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You may need a fiber supplement. Also drink plenty of water and wet wipes help.
 

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Hahah I use the fuckin wet wipes too... Funny that's it's like an unspoken rule of eating a lot of protein..dude wipes are good for on the go from Amazon.
 

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You are eating too many carbs.
Stick to meat, chicken, fish, eggs, cheese....
Real food...

No such thing as too many carbs while bulking unless it's sugar :winkfinger: I shit almost every time I eat while bulking. I've only eaten 3x today so far but have shit 3x. When you're putting pounds of food through your body day in and day out it has to go some where
 

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Get yourself a bidet on Amazon.com. They are like $45 and are a Godsend.
 

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If it's just the outside shreadded from wiping, put vasaline on it before bed and it will be good as new in the morning. I shit twice a day in work and they are buying some sort of sand paper for TP. I do the vasaline two or three times a week. sometimes honeybear helps with the aplication.....:coffee:
 

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Ok I will try vasaline. Unfortunatley I do service work and at the mercy of the customers paper. Also I am eating 8 solid meals a day 3 times sounds normal for that doesnt it?
 

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No such thing as too many carbs while bulking unless it's sugar :winkfinger: I shit almost every time I eat while bulking. I've only eaten 3x today so far but have shit 3x. When you're putting pounds of food through your body day in and day out it has to go some where

You can easily bulk without carbs.
You will still shit but not as much as a high carb diet.
Try it...
 

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This thread is just proof of how obviously sick we all are that even the couple of us straight guys are destroying our own assholes just trying to be bigger, stronger, more vascular, etc.
 

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A&D baby ointment. Will be a lot better than plane vasaline.
 

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Part of my problem is I am a compulsive wiper. If I see ine fleck of poo I will keep wiping till roll is darn near gone. Wet wipes are goid idea for me.
 

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I shit after every meal and do not have this problem.



I think it's just your fucked up ass Opie.
 

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Part of my problem is I am a compulsive wiper. If I see ine fleck of poo I will keep wiping till roll is darn near gone. Wet wipes are goid idea for me.

I hate racing stripes too! A little amodium helps a ton. Not to much just enough to harden you dung a bit. If you go that route make sure to drink plenty of water. Amodium is an opiate so it will dry your bunghole out. If you dose it right no more racing stripes! And a huge savings on TP!
 

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I hate racing stripes too! A little amodium helps a ton. Not to much just enough to harden you dung a bit. If you go that route make sure to drink plenty of water. Amodium is an opiate so it will dry your bunghole out. If you dose it right no more racing stripes! And a huge savings on TP!


Racing stripes? wtf I dont even.... I haven't had those since I was like 4 and in batman undies.
 

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Part of my problem is I am a compulsive wiper. If I see ine fleck of poo I will keep wiping till roll is darn near gone. Wet wipes are goid idea for me.
When I shit, I shower. ...my star meat is always clean and fresh....true story

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