Any ASF chics wanna fuck?

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Well good for you bud. Shit can go wrong in so many ways in life and it could just as easily have been you having medical issues. You have to stick around when shit gets hard.

My first wife left me after a car accident put me in a wheel chair for the better part of a year. I cant complain though my wife now is younger better looking and loyal to a fault. And my life is way better than it ever was with my X. She got in to a car accident shortly after and has her own issues now including a second divorce.
 

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Well good for you bud. Shit can go wrong in so many ways in life and it could just as easily have been you having medical issues. You have to stick around when shit gets hard.

My first wife left me after a car accident put me in a wheel chair for the better part of a year. I cant complain though my wife now is younger better looking and loyal to a fault. And my life is way better than it ever was with my X. She got in to a car accident shortly after and has her own issues now including a second divorce.
sounds like karma.
 

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No, I do not think ‘open’ relationships would work for me, unless I was ready to spend the rest of my days in prison, which I’m not.

and no I wasn’t really looking for sex on a gay bb forum, just tryna change the scenery in the pit.

yes I am still married. And I take the vows seriously (which is why I’m still married) and yes I have made my fair share of mistakes but my wife is a good woman and I like coming home to a family. Except the jack Russell who is now 18 years old and pisses on my floor right after I just disinfected and thoroughly cleaned the house. Been a single father for a little over 2 weeks. I gotta hand it to my wife, this shit is tougher than it looks. And I admit, I took the freedoms I had for granted. When you gotta arrange things extensively just to get 45 min of gym time, shit sucks. Then to top it all off, cute girls that just joined the gym eye fucking me and asking for fitness advice when I ain’t had time to even jerk off in a month make it very difficult to adhere to my New Years resolution of being a better husband. Lol

so, any ladies on ASF got time for a quick handjob, I promise I won’t make eye contact. Heh heh
 

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yeah, HFO3 the Blagojevich of asf- lets scalp him and make a toupee
Im jelly of him and I think CL3 has a decent do
Just found out my wife has been Skyping naked with HFO3 almost very night. Explains why I got Rogaine for Christmas
 

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it worked bro- you got hella traffic
holla
No, I do not think ‘open’ relationships would work for me, unless I was ready to spend the rest of my days in prison, which I’m not.

and no I wasn’t really looking for sex on a gay bb forum, just tryna change the scenery in the pit.

yes I am still married. And I take the vows seriously (which is why I’m still married) and yes I have made my fair share of mistakes but my wife is a good woman and I like coming home to a family. Except the jack Russell who is now 18 years old and pisses on my floor right after I just disinfected and thoroughly cleaned the house. Been a single father for a little over 2 weeks. I gotta hand it to my wife, this shit is tougher than it looks. And I admit, I took the freedoms I had for granted. When you gotta arrange things extensively just to get 45 min of gym time, shit sucks. Then to top it all off, cute girls that just joined the gym eye fucking me and asking for fitness advice when I ain’t had time to even jerk off in a month make it very difficult to adhere to my New Years resolution of being a better husband. Lol

so, any ladies on ASF got time for a quick handjob, I promise I won’t make eye contact. Heh heh
 

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Just found out my wife has been Skyping naked with HFO3 almost very night. Explains why I got Rogaine for Christmas

Btw, I love mrs C’s accent but bro I’m gonna need that that Rogaine from you ASAP



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Btw, I love mrs C’s accent but bro I’m gonna need that that Rogaine from you ASAP



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I didn't understand why every time she said she had to drop a deuce she would bring her lap top in the bathroom with her.....now I know
 

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I didn't understand why every time she said she had to drop a deuce she would bring her lap top in the bathroom with her.....now I know


Hahahah god damnit hfo not the commish and president!!!
 

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The pit is getting boring and I’m tired and need to bust my nut. I got cialis on stand by and sitting on some tren base from back in the day if you need to get it done and done right. Best 42 seconds of my life or your money back... 😉

are there even any girls left on this forum?

You can have phone sex with Mindy over at IMF.
 

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open relationships have become very popular. It seems more an more people are ok with sharing thier SO.... I don’t know if I could do it, but you never know until you have walked the path and tried it I guess. maybe its cheaper than a divorce when that is the other option? what do you guys think of open relationships ?

Open relationships make perfect sense these days, all people do is cheat, now they can have their cake and eat it too
 

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that’s too many hoops to jump through, what’s that skanks number




LOL

Video chat with her


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Hahahaha no way, is that her number?!? Who is this bitch, isn’t she just some lesbian who gets off on dudes beating it to her or something? I remember reading the imf thread
 

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No ones worried about having your phone number in the hands of a dyke narc?!?! 😂
 

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Your overthinking this man....use google voice and have some fun with her


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I dunno what google voice is, I just barely figured out how to post pics here yesterday!! But I might one lonely tren day...
 

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Im confused MILF King- Are you still married?
I mean I get it- Im married and I get no sex but have resisted the urge to cheat up to this point- still not worth it but damn I need some puss
also, I think BigJym and Dark would be open and they are both ladies.....

Oooh YEAH BUDDY! I'll spice up that sex life, I'm not a lady but I go hard as a serious power bottom.
So much power!

But you gotta toss me off after with that big ol whackin' arm MILF.
 

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I dunno what google voice is, I just barely figured out how to post pics here yesterday!! But I might one lonely tren day...

me neither, I use Whatsapp for text, voice and video chats.
 

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Folks I believe we are witnessing an ASF sex connection


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Google voice is a free phone and text app. I use it for my rental properties and whenever I don’t wanna give my personal or business cell

It’s similar to what’s app


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The pit is getting boring and I’m tired and need to bust my nut. I got cialis on stand by and sitting on some tren base from back in the day if you need to get it done and done right. Best 42 seconds of my life or your money back...

are there even any girls left on this forum?
Cypinator is into it, shes over her yeast infection....

my FDA company phone
 

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open relationships have become very popular. It seems more an more people are ok with sharing thier SO.... I don’t know if I could do it, but you never know until you have walked the path and tried it I guess. maybe its cheaper than a divorce when that is the other option? what do you guys think of open relationships ?

B I N G O !!!! Cheaper than a divorce...… for now :mad: I don't recommend it.

How DOES one change their screen name around here anyway ?

And ya'll best be careful what you say about the females of this forum.... Ya never know when we might pop back in :kiss:
 
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