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    Poll of the day: Gift Ideas

    Your wife/gf asks what you want for a present. Do you tell her a BJ or something else?

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    I'm the strange outlier person who doesn't like getting gifts no matter what they are. I've always felt strange about getting gifts. So I never ask.. Now a bj shouldn't be offered as a gift but done out of desire to do it regardless of situation bday/anniversary.. But that's in a perfect world which hardly ever happens after the first 4-6 months of dating lol.

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    A bj is a upsale over having sex lmao

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    Im not too proud. Id ask for a blowjob in a heartbeat. Fuck it if shes not offering one up whats the harm in asking?

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    Id ask ; If she would wear sexy Lingerie or Sex outfit for The Birthday Boy! Id even buy the lingerie/outfit (Thigh High Stockings & Stilletos!) ...just that would be
    Spice things up a bit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    Your wife/gf asks what you want for a present. Do you tell her a BJ or something else?
    Sandwich, six pack, and a blowjob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    Your wife/gf asks what you want for a present. Do you tell her a BJ or something else?
    My wife won't ask, she knows I would say, 'thanks, but I have everything I need' OR 'I have you baby, that's all I need.' Gey I know, lol Not that I wouldn't appreciate the gesture, it's just that I'm not a materialistic person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ponyboy View Post
    Steak, High dollar Whiskey, and a blowjob.

    Fixed ^^^

    All posts are for entertainment and may contain fiction. Consult a medical doctor before using any medications or supplements. Heavyiron does not advocate any illegal activity.
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    After 30+ yrs of bdays, xmas, etc...it's still a joke that never fails to make me smile. The funny part is, she'll still ask me, knowing full well what I am going to say. At least she still humors me.

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    I am really adamant on marriage and sex...it shouldn't be with withheld or used as leverage against the other. Ever.

    Any woman who has tried that shit with me has been removed.

    When I first met someone who told me he had to "beg his wife" for sex, I was floored.

    Bottom line, if we don't like or want sex with the same frequency, we aren't compatible. End of story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacifier View Post
    Best gift idea for the delusional group of idiots that post in the pit constantly crying about Trump getting stomped in the election is a pacifier.
    I've never seen such stupidity and the inability to separate fact from fiction. All you idiots do is bitch and cry about politics and for the most part they do not affect you directly.
    Grow up and accept reality you idiots. No military intervention, no civil war. Deal with it. Grow up. Stop being so stupid. There is nothing you can do to change reality.
    You look pathetic and crazy because you are pathetic and crazy.
    Lol, 'WE' look pathetic and crazy non-lifter?

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    My wife has a sexy outfit she always wears on my bday which I love. Cant go wrong with a BJ or sex, but if were talking real gifts these are things shes bought me which I love:

    Airpods
    Things for your car
    All my supplements
    Knee wraps
    Video games
    Deep tissue massage
    Shoes
    Clothes

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