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    something other than Multi's porn stash

    Damn guys-Zion takes a break and the over 40 crowd disappears. Surely we can think of something to argue(i mean talk) about. And btw- nothing against Multi's stash- but my sec. was standing behind me and SOMEHOW my computer malfunctioned and landed right on that Milf thread. Still can't figure out how? Soooooo that was a little awkward! Anyway- maybe we could tell some old-man jokes. Like the old bull and the young bull standing around @ the top of the hill overlooking the pasture w/ ALL the heffers(female cows) @ the bottom. The young bull is running in circles, jumping around playing w/ himself, breathing hard about to have a fit. the old bull is just watching him chewing on his grass about to fall asleep. The young bull says come on, come on, come on, hurry,hurry,hurry let's RUN down there and fuck one of them heffers. The old bull says why don't we just WALK down there and fuck 'em ALL? Yeah i know- pretty corny, but I'm sure u older gentlemen have got plenty of good ones, so let's hear some. (And shit I forgot the most important part of the cow/bull joke- the younger bull was doing 500mgs of tren a week) get it- cow,tren horny. Never was good @ telling jokes- always forget or just totally fuck up the punch-line. Maybe y'all can do better. And any of u young whipper snappers feel free to join in. And it doesn't have to be old-man jokes-Anything funny works- I think we need a little more humor in our lives. I know I do.

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    Multislacking = NSFW

    You should know that by now. Now bend that secretary over and show her what it's all about.

    Last old man joke I heard:
    Do your socks have holes in them? No? How do you put your feet in them?

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    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

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    I got an idea for the next time a sponsor wants to run a contest. Guess how many jpg's are in Multi's porn stash. Closest winner gets tren, mast, and provi.

    After that, we do Max's.

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    I'LL PLAY
    So my friend Mark was driving his truck in the country side with his cousin Tim..

    Mark sees a goat with his head caught in the fence..so he quickly pulls over and screws the goat..

    Then yells to Tim... Your turn...

    Tim runs over and sticks his head in the fence..!!

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    old man and old lady @ the docs office in the waiting room. The nurse finally calls them back. doc says" whats the problem"- old man says "what he say". old lady says he wants to know whats wrong w/ u. Old dude says can't get my dick hard and having a hard time pissing, Doc says I need a urine sample, a sperm sample, and a fecal sample. Old man says"what he say" old lady says "he needs your underwear"

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    "My friends all say there is a guy gay in our circle of friends...I really hope it's Todd. He's cute."

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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    I got an idea for the next time a sponsor wants to run a contest. Guess how many jpg's are in Multi's porn stash. Closest winner gets tren, mast, and provi.

    After that, we do Max's.
    All in for that !

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    The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick, but I accidentally passed her the glue stick.

    She still isn't talking to me.

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    My wife is really strange. She starts every sentence with "are you even listening?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    My wife is really strange. She starts every sentence with "are you even listening?"
    keep telling mine I'm trying like hell not too- but u make it impossible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick, but I accidentally passed her the glue stick.

    She still isn't talking to me.
    Damn..I can't get mine to shut the F up...whats a case of glue sticks cost?

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