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    I suck at eating Pussy. I get weirded out when their legs start to tighten up and I can’t breath.

    I can make a chic squirt though with just my Dick. 💪🍆💦🍆

    I can also put one hand on top of the other and still have an inch of cock hanging out. Lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    I suck at eating Pussy. I get weirded out when their legs start to tighten up and I can’t breath.
    Give the clit a little nibble. Not enough to hurt, but it will be enough they will change position. Maybe even buck you a little bit.

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    Lol Advice definitely appreciated. I went down on this one chic that was super built and super strong. She closed her thighs around my head like a vise grip and pulled my face into her pussy so tight I literally couldn’t breath. The whole time she was telling me to suck her clit. Fuck I did for a minute but after like two or three I was tapping out like a total Pussy. I could just see the headlines, “Man suffocates inside woman’s Vagina” lol


    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    Give the clit a little nibble. Not enough to hurt, but it will be enough they will change position. Maybe even buck you a little bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    Lol Advice definitely appreciated. I went down on this one chic that was super built and super strong. She closed her thighs around my head like a vise grip and pulled my face into her pussy so tight I literally couldn’t breath. The whole time she was telling me to suck her clit. Fuck I did for a minute but after like two or three I was tapping out like a total Pussy. I could just see the headlines, “Man suffocates inside woman’s Vagina” lol
    Yeah, I like when they grab my head and show some appreciation, but the vise clamp is no bueno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
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    I pretty much suck at everything else lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    I suck at eating Pussy. I get weirded out when their legs start to tighten up and I can’t breath.

    I can make a chic squirt though with just my Dick. 

    I can also put one hand on top of the other and still have an inch of cock hanging out. Lol
    Hahaha, female ejaculation is real, and it's not piss. Good call AR !

    Splay your fingers as far apart as you can. My cawk goes from thumb to pinky. Hahaha

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    It’s mostly piss.... not complaining. Makes me feel like the man when the waterworks come into play.


    also.... put an ice cube in your mouth next time you decide to lick some pussy. Your wife will appreciate it.

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    also bring your hand up to that little mound and push upward, you can't smell the flower if you don't open it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    It’s mostly piss.... not complaining. Makes me feel like the man when the waterworks come into play.


    also.... put an ice cube in your mouth next time you decide to lick some pussy. Your wife will appreciate it.
    Pricier than an ice cube, but I highly recommend it:

    https://www.lovehoney.com/sex/better...20g/62466.html

    Don't jump in and start licking it off right away. Give it 5-10 mins to marinate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    Lol Advice definitely appreciated. I went down on this one chic that was super built and super strong. She closed her thighs around my head like a vise grip and pulled my face into her pussy so tight I literally couldn’t breath. The whole time she was telling me to suck her clit. Fuck I did for a minute but after like two or three I was tapping out like a total Pussy. I could just see the headlines, “Man suffocates inside woman’s Vagina” lol
    Saw this today. Seemed fitting.
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    THATS HER!!! Damn man how did you track her down so quick? Lol

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    Saw this today. Seemed fitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reddog309 View Post
    also bring your hand up to that little mound and push upward, you can't smell the flower if you don't open it...
    Alll righty then... This is where I check out of this filth. You guys are fucking gross.
    ::sidenote::
    How do u guys eat that thing when it has no hair?
    Whats the attraction? A hairy one yeah.. I might even do it.. But I dunno about that bald eagle thingy.. Or whatever u guys call it.
    :: prudence ::

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    Quote Originally Posted by kilsong View Post
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    How do u guys eat that thing when it has no hair?
    Don't like hair in my food either....

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