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    Uncomfortable with food

    Ok does anyone else get weirded out when faced with eating food that resembles a penis? You know like hot dogs, bologna. Sausage, certain bread sticks. The very first thing I think of when I’m sitting around people, especially women, that are shoving a 12” breadstick in their mouth is that it looks like they are eating a dick. That in turn makes me feel uncomfortable about eating one cause they are probably thinking the same thing. Ha ha look at AR eating a 12” dick. Does anyone else think this way or am I really overthinking this? Just kinda odd to me they have to use that shape. I can think of a bunch of better choices than a penis shape for food when you have to put it in your mouth. Fuck me........

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    Ur a strange bird...
    Below is a picture that pops up when u Google "strange bird"
    Odd coloring huh?
    Kinda looks like the gay flag in my avatar.
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    No. Unless someone is licking it, smiling at me, acting sensual, and pretending that the tubular cuisine is a dick, no, I absolutely do not consider this. Get help.

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    Ahhhhh! See that must be my problem. I never considered calling it “Tubular Cuisine”. Obviously I’m still stuck in my 3rd grade way of looking at things. It’s probably time to stop doodling dick and boobie pics as well.



    Quote Originally Posted by Necron_99 View Post
    No. Unless someone is licking it, smiling at me, acting sensual, and pretending that the tubular cuisine is a dick, no, I absolutely do not consider this. Get help.

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    So you've never had a corn dog at a county fair? You're really missing out, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AR-15 View Post
    Ok does anyone else get weirded out when faced with eating food that resembles a penis? You know like hot dogs, bologna. Sausage, certain bread sticks. The very first thing I think of when I’m sitting around people, especially women, that are shoving a 12” breadstick in their mouth is that it looks like they are eating a dick. That in turn makes me feel uncomfortable about eating one cause they are probably thinking the same thing. Ha ha look at AR eating a 12” dick. Does anyone else think this way or am I really overthinking this? Just kinda odd to me they have to use that shape. I can think of a bunch of better choices than a penis shape for food when you have to put it in your mouth. Fuck me........
    I’ve never thought of it that way but I like your style lol.


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    Nope never had a corn dog. If I did decide to try one I’d definitely cut it up in pieces so it didn’t look like I was shoving a dick on a stick in my mouth. Lol



    Quote Originally Posted by Necron_99 View Post
    So you've never had a corn dog at a county fair? You're really missing out, dude.

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    Just remember not to lower your head to put it in your mouth... bring it up to your mouth. Seriously though, haven't thought about anything like that since grade school
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    Well you’ll think of it now. Everytime you go to put “tubular cuisine” in your mouth your automatically gonna think of a penis. Hahahahahaha Enjoy my world and welcome back to grade school.😜😜😜


    Quote Originally Posted by selfmademonster View Post
    Just remember not to lower your head to put it in your mouth... bring it up to your mouth. Seriously though, haven't thought about anything like that since grade school

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    I know what's going to happen now. The next time I see anyone eating a hot dog I'm going to try to imagine that they're taking a dick in their mouth.

    Thanks, asshole.

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    Glad to be of service Sir! 🤣😂😇



    Quote Originally Posted by Necron_99 View Post
    I know what's going to happen now. The next time I see anyone eating a hot dog I'm going to try to imagine that they're taking a dick in their mouth.

    Thanks, asshole.

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    I'm pretty sure there's pills for that bro. You crack me up !
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    "You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!"
    (fuck youtube and the age restrictions, you'll have to watch the vid below ON youtube)



    As a side note, there was a time I ate 4 bananas a day at work. Every time the boss came over, I made it a point to deep throat the banana as best I could. True story. Still didn't get a raise, but I got some laughs. Just me laughing, not the boss.

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    Never thought about it, haha. Everybody has his strange habits, bro. Yours is pretty funny)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    "You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!"
    (fuck youtube and the age restrictions, you'll have to watch the vid below ON youtube)



    As a side note, there was a time I ate 4 bananas a day at work. Every time the boss came over, I made it a point to deep throat the banana as best I could. True story. Still didn't get a raise, but I got some laughs. Just me laughing, not the boss.
    Your boss sounds like a babe...
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