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    DONT DO IT!!!


    we have an obligation to spread our seed!! We have to out reproduce the democrats!!!


    have as many babies as you can and raise them right, they’ll pay you back in the end (if you do it right).

    my wife wants me to get one and I told her “what if my next wife wants babies?” ... she said you can get it reversed but.... nah.... fuck sharp objects near my scrotum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatCurtains69 View Post
    Worst part is they said I'm not supposed to have sex or even jerk off for a week. Don't know if I've ever done that.
    I did the same nite no bs! Ask chick to rub my sore johnson and before you know Im cummin in her mouth....true story
    Last edited by twisted; 05-04-2021 at 02:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    DONT DO IT!!!


    we have an obligation to spread our seed!! We have to out reproduce the democrats!!!


    have as many babies as you can and raise them right, they’ll pay you back in the end (if you do it right).

    my wife wants me to get one and I told her “what if my next wife wants babies?” ... she said you can get it reversed but.... nah.... fuck sharp objects near my scrotum.
    There you go Milford...... earning the big bucks! You fucking kill me bro!

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    Mine hurt. My left side wasn't numb enough and when he pulled the the vas out the slit to cut and stich, I about jumped off the table. Needless to say I was shitting bricks wondering what was going to happen on the other side. It went like the others indicated, smooth.

    LowT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    DONT DO IT!!!


    we have an obligation to spread our seed!! We have to out reproduce the democrats!!!


    have as many babies as you can and raise them right, they’ll pay you back in the end (if you do it right).

    my wife wants me to get one and I told her “what if my next wife wants babies?” ... she said you can get it reversed but.... nah.... fuck sharp objects near my scrotum.
    Agree except that don't think Democrat women are getting laid because too busy smashing the patriarchy..
    Sent from an outer space sea lab....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatCurtains69 View Post
    Worst part is they said I'm not supposed to have sex or even jerk off for a week. Don't know if I've ever done that.
    Yeah, it's gonna be hard...

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    Add some humor to the thread.

    I went to middle and high school with a kid whose last name was Vasecta. So for 7 years I tormented the kid by only calling him Vasectomy. And therefore the entire school followed suit. No one even knew his real name after a few years. Bastard I was.

    Meanwhile we were both 100lbs soaking wet.

    Coulda made a good fight back then LOL

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    I have a friend who had one done couple of years ago and his dog warned him to be careful as the effect can wear off in 5 years!


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    Quote Originally Posted by GYMnTONIC View Post
    Add some humor to the thread.

    I went to middle and high school with a kid whose last name was Vasecta. So for 7 years I tormented the kid by only calling him Vasectomy. And therefore the entire school followed suit. No one even knew his real name after a few years. Bastard I was.

    Meanwhile we were both 100lbs soaking wet.

    Coulda made a good fight back then LOL
    That kid went on to kill 63 people because he was bullied.
    Good goin Wes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drugsgear View Post
    I have a friend who had one done couple of years ago and his dog warned him to be careful as the effect can wear off in 5 years!
    your friend has a talking dog???

    Thats fucking awesome bro...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drugsgear View Post
    I have a friend who had one done couple of years ago and his dog warned him to be careful as the effect can wear off in 5 years!
    DrugsGear has such good products their clients dogs can speak

    Im not making fun, i love DrugsGear

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    Quote Originally Posted by LowTman View Post
    Mine hurt. My left side wasn't numb enough and when he pulled the the vas out the slit to cut and stich, I about jumped off the table. Needless to say I was shitting bricks wondering what was going to happen on the other side. It went like the others indicated, smooth.

    LowT
    Exactly what happened to me..

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