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    Happy Friday, I got kicked by a horse.

    My dad called and his mare got loose. 16 hand Arabian cunt. Kicked the holy shit out of me when I got pissed at her for not getting in the trailer. This bitch has me wincing and hobbling. Straight leg kick like she was mma. Iím out for a minute. Canít walk.

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    Damn bro that sucks, but kinda funny at the same time. Get well soon and from now on, stay away from the ass end of a horse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lathe Crasher View Post
    My dad called and his mare got loose. 16 hand Arabian cunt. Kicked the holy shit out of me when I got pissed at her for not getting in the trailer. This bitch has me wincing and hobbling. Straight leg kick like she was mma. Iím out for a minute. Canít walk.
    Lol...horses dont play ...Glad its nothing too serious bro ...arabian's are beauties

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    My uncle had me help break a stallion once. Never again. Im a country kid but I prefer the steel horses. 🤷*♂️

    I took a heel kick from a rugged fucker once... fuck that lol

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    My first fiance in my twenties, her parents owned a horse farm in PA.

    They were loaded (and I used to get adequan free

    Anyways they bred racing horses and they had me help one day. I had to move them and these things were huge and jacked. I was def scared.

    The dad says while ur walking them if they test u give them a bump w ur elbow.

    So this horse was eyeing me up head to toe. Legit it felt like a human watching me, trying to intimidate me. So as I walked him.he tried to run and also kick. So out of fear I threw a massive elbow right into his face, got him full force. Again like a human he looked at w me w big eyes. We were both scared of each other now.

    My girls dad was on the ground almost pissing himself laughing.

    I refused to ever help move those horses again

    Hell no, that's not the job for me!

    (Also: I was on more winny then the horse 💪
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    Damn dude glad that you are good but I did laugh pretty hard not going to lie .
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    Hereís two of that stallions grandkids... last two of the farm..


    and my dog just to fuck with ya
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    I feel for ya bro. I got kicked in the chest once trying to de nut a bull. I still have two hoof print scars on my chest. I canít imagine getting kicked by a horse that size. Hope your ok man. It was kinda funny though the way you told it.

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    I got kicked by one when I was at summer camp (was 9 years old then) when I got a bit too close to the animal for its comfort. The beast kicked me so hard in the chest I went flying into a hay pile so winded..and got lucky to have just a bruise and no broken ribs.

    Dammit Wes you really must have made a deal with the horse to agree to disagree LOL. Bet it stayed far away from you after that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GYMnTONIC View Post
    My first fiance in my twenties, her parents owned a horse farm in PA.

    They were loaded (and I used to get adequan free

    Anyways they bred racing horses and they had me help one day. I had to move them and these things were huge and jacked. I was def scared.

    The dad says while ur walking them if they test u give them a bump w ur elbow.

    So this horse was eyeing me up head to toe. Legit it felt like a human watching me, trying to intimidate me. So as I walked him.he tried to run and also kick. So out of fear I threw a massive elbow right into his face, got him full force. Again like a human he looked at w me w big eyes. We were both scared of each other now.

    My girls dad was on the ground almost pissing himself laughing.

    I refused to ever help move those horses again

    Hell no, that's not the job for me!

    (Also: I was on more winny then the horse 
    You have me rolling at "I was on more winny than the horse" hahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lathe Crasher View Post
    My dad called and his mare got loose. 16 hand Arabian cunt. Kicked the holy shit out of me when I got pissed at her for not getting in the trailer. This bitch has me wincing and hobbling. Straight leg kick like she was mma. Iím out for a minute. Canít walk.
    In a couple days are we going to find this horse on the "Me too" picket line?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBLabsRep View Post
    In a couple days are we going to find this horse on the "Me too" picket line?
    no you didn't!!!!

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    One of Australias best every cyclists Graeme McVilly and a leading horse trainer was killed by a hose that kicked him, straight up dead, at a Pony club, infront of kids and parents. I cant go near them shit scared of them. My wife was a A level X country rider, jumped 6ft telegraph poles and shit at speed came off, smashed her cheek bone got back on and kept riding. Takes some massive balls to race them XC jumping shit and they are 15-27 hands big strong powerful mofos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBLabsRep View Post
    In a couple days are we going to find this horse on the "Me too" picket line?
    Laughing my ass off over here. But the rendering plant sounds much more appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lathe Crasher View Post
    My dad called and his mare got loose. 16 hand Arabian cunt. Kicked the holy shit out of me when I got pissed at her for not getting in the trailer. This bitch has me wincing and hobbling. Straight leg kick like she was mma. Iím out for a minute. Canít walk.
    Blimey Lathe Crasher, get well soon!

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