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I was a little hesitant to tie myself into a series, but here goes. Tonight's chick flick is:
Twighlight
I won't sugarcoat things. There are some incredibly cringe worthy moments in these movies (baseball hissing scene, i'm looking at you). But...if you can overlook those brief moments, the rest of the story makes up for it.
Our story starts out with young Bella (Kristen Stewart) leaving her warm, sunny Arizona home to go live with her divorced father in the cold and rainy Forks, WA. New home, new school, new life comes with many struggles. Despite initial conflict, she quickly develops a crush on vampire Edward (Robert Pattinson). Can a vampire and a human really fall in love? Predator and prey theme begin. This movie also makes no qualms that it is straight up ripping off Romeo and Juliet. And even gives a nod to that fact in later movies.
I give this movie 1 salty tears on the Gibbs scale--it's just really not that sad. And only one drop of precum on the Multislacking scale. Why so low? This movie has a severe lack of Jacob (Taylor Lautner). And Bella spends most of this movie dressed like 90's grunge rock.
This movie is the awkward teenage handjob of the series. But hey...it's still a handjob.
Twighlight
I won't sugarcoat things. There are some incredibly cringe worthy moments in these movies (baseball hissing scene, i'm looking at you). But...if you can overlook those brief moments, the rest of the story makes up for it.
Our story starts out with young Bella (Kristen Stewart) leaving her warm, sunny Arizona home to go live with her divorced father in the cold and rainy Forks, WA. New home, new school, new life comes with many struggles. Despite initial conflict, she quickly develops a crush on vampire Edward (Robert Pattinson). Can a vampire and a human really fall in love? Predator and prey theme begin. This movie also makes no qualms that it is straight up ripping off Romeo and Juliet. And even gives a nod to that fact in later movies.
I give this movie 1 salty tears on the Gibbs scale--it's just really not that sad. And only one drop of precum on the Multislacking scale. Why so low? This movie has a severe lack of Jacob (Taylor Lautner). And Bella spends most of this movie dressed like 90's grunge rock.
This movie is the awkward teenage handjob of the series. But hey...it's still a handjob.