Is this why Rob stripped me of my SuperMod status. I heard his ex wife kept peeking at it. Anyways, I'm sure Rob is old and frail, probably pawned off those shitty corvettes of his to pay for the divorce.
Why yes I do indeed have experience in this department. Take the donut out of your fat wife's mouth and put her on a treadmill for 3hrs a day, 10+ incline minimum. If that doesn't work, then introduce her to the milkman, god knows his dick is bigger than your uncircumcised bullshit.