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Any Halloween Freaks in the House?

Any one here decorate their house as much or more on Halloween that at Christmas time? I think I just went a couple hundred over budget this year and I'm waiting for the wife to see it. :coffee:
I don't even like to decorate for Christmas.

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I don't even like to decorate for Christmas.

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I try to keep it to less than an afternoon to setup/takedown. I've got a method and can do quite a bit in a short time. I do it for the kids. :winkfinger:
 
We're just using some stuff we had from last year. I don't know what it is but every year it rains on that day
 
I had Xmas lights on the house for like 5 years straight... lazy as hell I know but fuck I hate dealing with that shit. My wife married the wrong dude cuz she goes ape shit over Halloween and Xmas.
 
Me and both MILF King- I am pretty much a party pooper- My wife thinks I am a scrooge- I dont really care about decorating for any of the holidays to be honest. Dont care if I have a christmas tree. Dont want kids or their parents walking on my lawn on halloween. I say this because I was seeding in the fall one halloween, it had just rained buckets and my lawn was essentially mud. What do these dumb fuck parents do? Walk across the mud with their kids. The grass didnt grow as well in those spots.
So I am now a grumpy old man. Last halloween I was blasting Slayer. I didnt have the porch light on. I still got a knock on the door while Dead Skin Mask was blaring. Go figure. I guess this year I need to put a sign up that says if you knock on my door or walk on my lawn Im gonna fucking kill you.

I had Xmas lights on the house for like 5 years straight... lazy as hell I know but fuck I hate dealing with that shit. My wife married the wrong dude cuz she goes ape shit over Halloween and Xmas.
 
We're just using some stuff we had from last year. I don't know what it is but every year it rains on that day

Yeah, I definitely recycle stuff. I've easily got stuff from like 10yrs ago. Natural dust and cobwebs, ftw!

I had Xmas lights on the house for like 5 years straight... lazy as hell I know but fuck I hate dealing with that shit. My wife married the wrong dude cuz she goes ape shit over Halloween and Xmas.

Yeah, I get the "when are you putting it up?" and "when are you taking it down?" every year. Part of the game. :bash:
 
I have a TON of decorations, but I live in an older age (no kids live in any houses here) gated community and hardly get any 'trick or treaters'. so I don't think I will put much up this year.
 
I have a TON of decorations, but I live in an older age (no kids live in any houses here) gated community and hardly get any 'trick or treaters'. so I don't think I will put much up this year.

Hey....adult party. Just sayin. Chicks *do* love the excuse to dress slutty once a year.
 
I thought we were going to be talking about Halloween sluts in here.
 
I decorate the yard and put orange and purple lights...love taking my kids to the pumpkin patch...they have big jumpers and games etc it like a carnival...we go at night its awsome...

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Just got done decorating the restaurant and club. Let all the chicks do the decorating I just bought the shit. Got a new smoke machine that gave us all cancer tonight i think though.
 
Just got done decorating the restaurant and club. Let all the chicks do the decorating I just bought the shit. Got a new smoke machine that gave us all cancer tonight i think though.

Lol...I knew you'd be in! I sprung for a fogger this year. It's my first one, so we'll see how it goes. It's gonna be outdoors though. You got any worries about yours setting off smoke alarms? I'm guessing from the sound of things, it got tested pretty well. ;)


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Lol...I knew you'd be in! I sprung for a fogger this year. It's my first one, so we'll see how it goes. It's gonna be outdoors though. You got any worries about yours setting off smoke alarms? I'm guessing from the sound of things, it got tested pretty well. ;)


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For sure. Just fill the thing up with water and it makes a weird smelling smoke. My sound/lighting guy hooked me up with it. Halloween is really the greatest bar night of the year though, that’s basically how my girl bartenders dress on halloween
 
For sure. Just fill the thing up with water and it makes a weird smelling smoke. My sound/lighting guy hooked me up with it. Halloween is really the greatest bar night of the year though, that’s basically how my girl bartenders dress on halloween

Hey, that's how you get the BIG tips.
 
Hold My beer, My wife is so into Halloween we were married on Halloween in costume. Yup, its my anniversary and an excuse to have a party every year. Plus side, I can never forget it and buying a gift is super easy.
 
Hold My beer, My wife is so into Halloween we were married on Halloween in costume. Yup, its my anniversary and an excuse to have a party every year. Plus side, I can never forget it and buying a gift is super easy.

Hah! That's awesome man. Would love to see some wedding pics, but understand completely if you don't want to post up personal stuff. I mean, I know I don't. :winkfinger:
 
Get Shredded!
One week away. Last minute fixes/upgrades get done this weekend. I hate the freaking rain and wind destroying everything. I get annoyed going on tombstone and spider roundup every other day. And conversely, I hate having to go extreme with stakes like it's a permanent fixture.
 
Lmao...watching on the security cam...this may be the best year yet.

Anyone else already call in sick tomorrow? Just curious.
 
Lmao...watching on the security cam...this may be the best year yet.

Anyone else already call in sick tomorrow? Just curious.
First trick-r-treater scared. Still daylight and they are young, but i'm gunna chalk this up as success. Maybe mom will come back later? mmmmMMMMMmmmm....
Lol.

I can imagine a guy in a room watching a security camera in the dark with a bowl of candy, munching down laughing at kids getting scared. "Trick or treat idiot."
 
Ugh...i need help guys. Pastor's 19yr old daughter came over. Her curly hair is down to her ass now. She was the first to the door and the last to leave. I can't even begin to describe this dilemma. Damn this cialis and test....
 
Ugh...i need help guys. Pastor's 19yr old daughter came over. Her curly hair is down to her ass now. She was the first to the door and the last to leave. I can't even begin to describe this dilemma. Damn this cialis and test....
We need an updated. Are you currently trying to sneak the hot preachers daughter out of house after a long night of raucous love making?
 
We need an updated. Are you currently trying to sneak the hot preachers daughter out of house after a long night of raucous love making?

Man, I been faithful for over 30 years, but this girl is T-R-O-U-B-L-E. She always seems to turn up at my weakest moments and last night was one of them. You know what they say about preacher's kids and teacher's kids? She's both. I basically just post up and repeat over and over "no, no, no" in my head. But at this rate, she's rubbed up against my junk more than the wife has the last couple of weeks. I mean, it's torture. I literally don't trust myself to even have her number in my phone. But her dad is one of my best friends, sooooo....it would be messed up in more ways than one.
 
Ask Mighty Mouse..he's the freak himself!:coffee:
 
Man, I been faithful for over 30 years, but this girl is T-R-O-U-B-L-E. She always seems to turn up at my weakest moments and last night was one of them. You know what they say about preacher's kids and teacher's kids? She's both. I basically just post up and repeat over and over "no, no, no" in my head. But at this rate, she's rubbed up against my junk more than the wife has the last couple of weeks. I mean, it's torture. I literally don't trust myself to even have her number in my phone. But her dad is one of my best friends, sooooo....it would be messed up in more ways than one.
Didn’t know you were married. Yep, best to stay away from preachers daughter. The temptation really sucks, i get it thrown in my face nightly, but only scum bags cheat on there wifes.
 
I decorated last year and by morning everything was stolen lol Brazil sucks!
 
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