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Unofficial ASF Confessions Thread

Get Shredded!
Mr Wes was the only one who knew lol... It was a attempt to get the lady pregnant. So I did pct for several months. But it a ever unfolding enigma of unsuccessful adventures with the lady... Lol... I typically only do trt doses and haven't cycled in a long time.

Good luck to you guys going for babies!
 
Big girls need and deserve love too. Or at least a hard dick. Besides, it all feels the same when the lights go out.
I was a sucker for a cute face & free drinks. Haha
She def WANTED some love, or at least hard dick.
 
Smells that always bring a smile to my face. Simple but impactful.
Clothes drying in a dryer
Gas being pumped into a vehicle
A good NY style pizzeria
Fresh cut grass
 
Choir boy: “Father, I confess I once got so drunk I ate this Sister Mary’s asshole like it was a bowl of chocolate pudding, and I liked it a lot! Do I say ten Hail Mary’s to be forgiven?”
Priest: “I’ve got news for you, son. That wasn’t Sister Mary‘s asshole. Now meet me in the back parking lot in 5 minutes with your tongue ready so you can be absolved of your sins.”
 
Few yrs ago my friend was in jail, me and 3 of my friends fucked the shit out of his mother for hours… she was a stripper at 45 yrs old but hot
 
I related to DD. Spent years putting needles in my body to look like shit and feel like shit, and now I put needles in my body in an attempt to reach the peak of human potential.

I also put OO Buck in a black dude who was trying to rob a friend for 20k in weed. I'd like to think I'm not racist, but I told him not to do business with these dudes and took the old mossberg maverick to the deal as a precaution. The only reason I'm sharing this is because the guy lived (statute of limitations is long expired) and he was pulled over on the way to the hospital, cause I also blew out his front tire and he was riding the rim, and the cops found 2 guns in the car (self defense).
 
I related to DD. Spent years putting needles in my body to look like shit and feel like shit, and now I put needles in my body in an attempt to reach the peak of human potential.

I also put OO Buck in a black dude who was trying to rob a friend for 20k in weed. I'd like to think I'm not racist, but I told him not to do business with these dudes and took the old mossberg maverick to the deal as a precaution. The only reason I'm sharing this is because the guy lived (statute of limitations is long expired) and he was pulled over on the way to the hospital, cause I also blew out his front tire and he was riding the rim, and the cops found 2 guns in the car (self defense).
Damn bro that takes a certain badass to do that
 
Nah. Just youth, impulsivity, and a few pounds of pressure on a trigger. Also an ability to tell when a mother fucker is shady.
 
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