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Custom: I would like to welcome Sherk, Montego1 and Rehh to the show. Fellas you're on the corner with Custom.
Sherk: Thanks glad to be here
Monte: It's an honor
Rehh: Whatever
Custom: We planned on having Ordawg1 but his wife is in labor with their 9th child......Good Luck OD
Custom: Guys tell me the muscle group on your body you are most proud of.
Sherk: Biceps
Monte: Pecs
Rehh: My knees
Custom: Knees aren't really a muscle but you're right they're sexy as fuck
Rehh: You can't miss them in my avatar
Custom: So guys if there is one place in the forum to hang where is it?
Monte: The pit
Sherk: The pit
Rehh: The Purlpe Panda Forum
Custom: PPL forum, why?
Rehh: I like dropping the hammer on all the trolls with only 2 posts
Custom: Excuse me guys my producer is waving at me and would like to have a word with me in the booth..... BRB
Rehh: Guys when Custom comes back I"ll hide behind the door. In my duffle bag I got some duct tape, Ski mask, KY jelly and some rope. Sherk you cover his head with the ski mask and Monte you tie his hands with the dust tape. I'll grab the KY jelly!
Monte: I don't like where this is going
Sherk: You think we......
Rehh: Quite here he comes
Custom: Dudes I got good news and bad. The good news is Ordawg had triplets. He named them Heavyiron1, Heavyiron2 and Heavyiron3
Monte: Way to go OD
Sherk: Awesome names
Custom: Yeh just one problem, they're all girls so we'll see how that plays out
Rehh: And the bad news?
Custom: Your mics were on when I went into the booth. You guys know my security team consists of D_Lats and Gibbs?
Sherk: Oh shit! Hey Custom I didnt agree to anything.
Monte: I said i didn't like where this was going. Those are two bad mother fuckers
Rehh: D_LATS? Sounds like a failed rappers name and Gibbs sounds like an 1980's Richard Simmons workout video
Custom: My question is for Rehh. Why are you carrying around a rape kit?
Rehh: Isn't it obvious I planned to fuck your ass right on the show.
Custom: You must be confusing me with Mrs. Custom. She's into that shit.
Custom: Gentlemen can anyone tell me why its "Super Mod" and not just Mod? What's the difference?
Rehh: I got this guys. Custom what's a man?
Custom: Just as man
Rehh: And when you put super in front of man then what do you have?
Custom: Ok now it comes into light........Super Mod
Custom: Sorry guys but my producer is pointing at his watch so we must be out of time. I want to thank you guys for being here and for Dispense quick sponsoring this show. We will be off next week so join us in May!
Commercial: When you need it quick we are faster than the Pony Express. You need it quick? Think Dispense Quick.
(The use of the initials DQ is coincidental and we have no affiliation with Dairy Queen)
Custom: I would like to welcome Sherk, Montego1 and Rehh to the show. Fellas you're on the corner with Custom.
Sherk: Thanks glad to be here
Monte: It's an honor
Rehh: Whatever
Custom: We planned on having Ordawg1 but his wife is in labor with their 9th child......Good Luck OD
Custom: Guys tell me the muscle group on your body you are most proud of.
Sherk: Biceps
Monte: Pecs
Rehh: My knees
Custom: Knees aren't really a muscle but you're right they're sexy as fuck
Rehh: You can't miss them in my avatar
Custom: So guys if there is one place in the forum to hang where is it?
Monte: The pit
Sherk: The pit
Rehh: The Purlpe Panda Forum
Custom: PPL forum, why?
Rehh: I like dropping the hammer on all the trolls with only 2 posts
Custom: Excuse me guys my producer is waving at me and would like to have a word with me in the booth..... BRB
Rehh: Guys when Custom comes back I"ll hide behind the door. In my duffle bag I got some duct tape, Ski mask, KY jelly and some rope. Sherk you cover his head with the ski mask and Monte you tie his hands with the dust tape. I'll grab the KY jelly!
Monte: I don't like where this is going
Sherk: You think we......
Rehh: Quite here he comes
Custom: Dudes I got good news and bad. The good news is Ordawg had triplets. He named them Heavyiron1, Heavyiron2 and Heavyiron3
Monte: Way to go OD
Sherk: Awesome names
Custom: Yeh just one problem, they're all girls so we'll see how that plays out
Rehh: And the bad news?
Custom: Your mics were on when I went into the booth. You guys know my security team consists of D_Lats and Gibbs?
Sherk: Oh shit! Hey Custom I didnt agree to anything.
Monte: I said i didn't like where this was going. Those are two bad mother fuckers
Rehh: D_LATS? Sounds like a failed rappers name and Gibbs sounds like an 1980's Richard Simmons workout video
Custom: My question is for Rehh. Why are you carrying around a rape kit?
Rehh: Isn't it obvious I planned to fuck your ass right on the show.
Custom: You must be confusing me with Mrs. Custom. She's into that shit.
Custom: Gentlemen can anyone tell me why its "Super Mod" and not just Mod? What's the difference?
Rehh: I got this guys. Custom what's a man?
Custom: Just as man
Rehh: And when you put super in front of man then what do you have?
Custom: Ok now it comes into light........Super Mod
Custom: Sorry guys but my producer is pointing at his watch so we must be out of time. I want to thank you guys for being here and for Dispense quick sponsoring this show. We will be off next week so join us in May!