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Dad Jokes Contest

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I'm gonna see if I can get Z to swing a freebie for the best dad joke. If not I'll send something myself.

My daughter (12) will be the judge! Me and her go back and forth on the silly jokes and it's our "thing"

Here's one she told me today and I almost choked. It's stupid if course but, dad Jokes are supposed to be!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.


 
Horse went to the doctor.

Doctor said why the long face?
 
Bear walks into a restaurant.

He tells the waiter, "I'll have the grilled......... Cheese."

The waiter says "Why the large pause?"

One of those ones you gotta tell not write lol m
 
A termite walks into the bar and asked
Is the bar tender here.....

Think about it, funny right

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Knock knock
Who’s there
Dull pencil
Dull pencil who
Nevermind there is no point


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IML Gear Cream!
Hey do you know how many people are dead in that cemetery?
No how many?
All of them
 
What happens when you go to bathroom in France

European


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What’s black and white and read all over?

A newspaper




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A Roman Soldier walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, "5 beers please."
Think bout it bitches.
 
What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!
 
What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth-thirty

:ha ha ha:

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V... I like this one too
 
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Cause they like to dribble

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Fortune teller asks a man. " Would you like your palm read"
The man says, no I like the color it is.
 
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