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I see this girl ahead of me in line at the pharmacy. I know she looks familiar but I can't place her. I thought
she might have been a realtor of mine a few years back. After staring at her ass in line for a few mins, we
both end up sitting down in the waiting area. I say 'hi' and ask her how we know each other. That she looks
familiar. She says that we went out a few times but I never called her back. Then she looked down at her phone
and I couldn't think of anything to say so I said something about the nice weather today.

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Why can't I just keep my mouth shut like a normal person?
 
I see this girl ahead of me in line at the pharmacy. I know she looks familiar but I can't place her. I thought
she might have been a realtor of mine a few years back. After staring at her ass in line for a few mins, we
both end up sitting down in the waiting area. I say 'hi' and ask her how we know each other. That she looks
familiar. She says that we went out a few times but I never called her back. Then she looked down at her phone
and I couldn't think of anything to say so I said something about the nice weather today.

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Why can't I just keep my mouth shut like a normal person?
well....why didn't you call her back?
 
I see this girl ahead of me in line at the pharmacy. I know she looks familiar but I can't place her. I thought
she might have been a realtor of mine a few years back. After staring at her ass in line for a few mins, we
both end up sitting down in the waiting area. I say 'hi' and ask her how we know each other. That she looks
familiar. She says that we went out a few times but I never called her back. Then she looked down at her phone
and I couldn't think of anything to say so I said something about the nice weather today.

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Why can't I just keep my mouth shut like a normal person?

It says here that you're gay.

Get it checked out.
 
while you both stood in line for your herp creams, I cant remember why I didnt call you back, oh I remember now YOU GAVE ME HEPRES
 
Similar shit happened to me recognized a chick and say where do I know you from? She said umm we hooked up once, I responded "I made a choice you go a nice ass" ....she busted out laughing ......true story!
 
Similar shit happened to me recognized a chick and say where do I know you from? She said umm we hooked up once, I responded "I made a choice you go a nice ass" ....she busted out laughing ......true story!

...like a boss:winkfinger:
 
I see this girl ahead of me in line at the pharmacy. I know she looks familiar but I can't place her. I thought
she might have been a realtor of mine a few years back. After staring at her ass in line for a few mins, we
both end up sitting down in the waiting area. I say 'hi' and ask her how we know each other. That she looks
familiar. She says that we went out a few times but I never called her back. Then she looked down at her phone
and I couldn't think of anything to say so I said something about the nice weather today.

View attachment 27924

Why can't I just keep my mouth shut like a normal person?
Bullshit , u r such a baller that you went out with a chick a COUPLE times but you couldn't remember where you had seen her before ??? Oh ok guy ...
 
I had this happen recently..


A girl at my local gym added ME on social media.. like my posts.. blah blah. She was very attractive.

Fast forward a few months and saw her at a bar. She was standing in line and I kind of "kicked" her leg and said "hey you look familiar!"

She gave me a go to hell look and played it off like shed never seen me before. Total bitch.

Deleted her ass that same night.


She was probably terrified with how fuking sexy I am in real life.
 
well....why didn't you call her back?

I met the girl I'm married to now. I was single for a short time between marriages.

She did look good better than I remembered her :thinking: I was going through a redhead phase then.....
 
Bullshit , u r such a baller that you went out with a chick a COUPLE times but you couldn't remember where you had seen her before ??? Oh ok guy ...

I have a really bad memory for names and faces. It's pretty embarrassing actually.
 
I always have a hard time remembering people with ugly faces...
 
Gear will do that to you :)

For me tren does..I swear.. I forget convos and my thought process is out the window, like I'm brain dead, aside the raging boner and no standards (ROTFLMAO)
 
I see this girl ahead of me in line at the pharmacy. I know she looks familiar but I can't place her. I thought
she might have been a realtor of mine a few years back. After staring at her ass in line for a few mins, we
both end up sitting down in the waiting area. I say 'hi' and ask her how we know each other. That she looks
familiar. She says that we went out a few times but I never called her back. Then she looked down at her phone
and I couldn't think of anything to say so I said something about the nice weather today.

View attachment 27924

Why can't I just keep my mouth shut like a normal person?

Why does this not surprise me coming from you? Thanks for the morning laugh. Much needed. Hope all is well!


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I had this happen recently..


A girl at my local gym added ME on social media.. like my posts.. blah blah. She was very attractive.

Fast forward a few months and saw her at a bar. She was standing in line and I kind of "kicked" her leg and said "hey you look familiar!"

She gave me a go to hell look and played it off like shed never seen me before. Total bitch.

Deleted her ass that same night.


She was probably terrified with how fuking sexy I am in real life.

Or how fucking ugly you were


 
Get Shredded!
I'm trying to get off Ambien myself.....sometimes I wake up with hookers sleeping next to me and I don't remember how they got there.

You forgot to pay them to leave is the problem. Never let them stay over.
 
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