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So I was walking around Bed/Bath & Beyond with the Mrs.. **Sighs** I decide to venture off on my own, looking at what type of excision I would find myself in, or items I could manage to incidentally brake like a buffalo in a china shop (the as seen on TV is my favorite Isle).. There I seen this Magnifier LED stand mirror, Hmmmm..Looks interesting enough, let's light this bad boy up like Baghdad and see what we have here..Now, Let me advise you on one thing, avoid looking into one of these mirrors at all cost, your ego as you know it will be dismantled and smashed before your very eyes "literally".. There I was looking eye to eye with mother fucking Shrek.. I had no clue I was that damn buckled, hit up from the chin up, talk about amplifying and highlighting all my flaws.. I swear I seen tiny little universes and distance cosmos inside the so called super-cluster on my face also known as facial pores..And to think, I did walk into that store with my head held high, shoulders back and chest out..Only to be defeated by oneself own reflection.. There's a special place in hell for whoever inventing the magnifying mirror..
Take home point of this story: I'm tore up from the floor up, Mahfugly, And I bought a nose hair trimmer and plan to use it soon as it's done charging..
Take home point of this story: I'm tore up from the floor up, Mahfugly, And I bought a nose hair trimmer and plan to use it soon as it's done charging..