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Fuckin obviouslyFirst thing you should do is post about it on a steroid forum.
Oh wait...
Get a babysitter . Hit the trap , 8ball , strip club , steak dinner then vip till the ball runs out. Limo home BOOM
Lmao... something similar happened to me when in elementary school. I busted my head badMaybe a little park action. I hear kids enjoy that.
Hahahaha...... I absolutely did not try to wear one of my wifes dresses already.... fuck you guys!!!! You know me all too well.We all know you will be playing dress up till bed time.
Send the 5 yr old away at a friends house and get 2 lipstick lesbians. .I get to be single dad till then. What are some things I should do?
I have a five y/o daughter mind you she has to be Included.
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Thought about it...... idk if I can follow through.. I have slight limp dick with premature ajaculation issues right now.... only the wife understands...Send the 5 yr old away at a friends house and get 2 lipstick lesbians. .
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Sounds great actually... kratom makes anything way more enjoyable.Fuck all that. Get a fat dose of kratom
Pack a pinic. Bring your kid to the zoo and leave your fucking phone in the car. Have a pinics under some trees and spend some time with the kid.
Sounds great actually... kratom makes anything way more enjoyable.
Ill see about going to the local park.
Its pretty cool. One of the Rockefellers used to own the land and donated it to the state. Nice little lake and easy trails.
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Fuck all that. Get a fat dose of kratom
Pack a pinic. Bring your kid to the zoo and leave your fucking phone in the car. Have a pinics under some trees and spend some time with the kid.
I would rather hang out with my 5 year old then basically anyone.
This. I caught a ton of shit today for not answering my phone. Aside from work it was my baby's birthday. I was monitoring pony rides and playing bean bag toss.I would rather hang out with my 5 year old then basically anyone.
yeah same for me with my 6yoI would rather hang out with my 5 year old then basically anyone.
Fuck all that. Get a fat dose of kratom
Pack a pinic. Bring your kid to the zoo and leave your fucking phone in the car. Have a pinics under some trees and spend some time with the kid.
Do this but take the kid with you and let her participate.Get a babysitter . Hit the trap , 8ball , strip club , steak dinner then vip till the ball runs out. Limo home BOOM
I'm gonna go borrow someone's kid today.
Or i can take a freshly used anal speculum, use it force open your mouth, and then take every jizz covered cinnabon and shove it down your throat. Yea i think i like that idea better.Ok kronik, go buy a dozen Cinnabons and jizz on each one. Any time she pisses you off, give her a Cinnabon, kinda train her like Pavlov did.
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