Custom asks me to join him fishing...

So Custom asks me "Hey bro, you wanna go fishing this weekend?"

I say, "Sure, you seem to know your shit. Where do you wanna go?"

He says "Well, I know I rag on Nocode a lot but the dude actually does have some prime locations bro."

I say "You sure man? That last spot didn't exactly look like anything I've ever seen on Bass Masters."

He says "No, I'm telling you, this is the real deal. Trust me bro."

I say "Alright, well I'll tell ya what, I have some canned goods I need to run over to the local food drive then I have Bible study after that but how about I just meet you guys down there?"

He says "Alright, that's cool but hurry up. I can't be out all day. My Viagra is wearing off and I have to be back early enough to fuck my wife 6 or 7 more times tonight. You know how she gets."

He gives me directions, I show up, and this is what I find.

If you want to join us again we need to be paid in cock meat sandwiches. Custom likes when people bend over but no reach around

Ya know, I thought about bringing that but then I wasn't sure what kind of condiments bring with it. That and messin with Custom, I didn't want to come back to the states with a case of Brazilian Crotch Goblins.

Maj thats a prime fishing spot ...u should have lots of bites ...dont forget ur net ......

i heard the mud lure would work great there

looks like the only thing you would catch in that hole is scurvy, make sure you bring some limes