Saturday Night BS Session

[Ogre]

Only 2 pages? The senate will be disappointed

To be fair, this week's question did not immediately lead to poop jokes

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

To be fair, this week's question did not immediately lead to poop jokes

Thats a fair assessment. I'll try harder next week. They all can't be viral threads.

 

[OlePhart]

Well, it's on the verge of makin' a purge

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Well, it's on the verge of makin' a purge

Well, now I'm teaching my bird to say "fuck all y'all naked shitting bastards for not commenting"

 

[OlePhart]

Did the parrot mention poop? I don't recall.

 

[OlePhart]

Well, now I'm teaching my bird to say "fuck all y'all naked shitting bastards for not commenting"

That oughtta confuse the hell outta somebody.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

That oughtta confuse the hell outta somebody.

Yeah, if they aren't an active member, they're gonna be confused

 

[OlePhart]

I damn sure remember that one. And Levyddude. I think that whole thread got deleted.

 

[Johnnyhartly]

Benn a crazy couple of weeks, but the holidays are behind us now. Hope everyone made it through safely.

Let's get this mofo started off though...

Saturday BS Session question of the week.

If you had a talking bird, what would you teach him to say?

I'd teach that mofo to say different foods so then when I hear the damn question "What do you want to eat for supper" I can just ask the bird.

Aight damnit, let's see how quick this one goes in the ditch.

I’d sell the bird cus it’s probably worth at least $100 and then I’d go2 Costco and buy some groceries.

 

[OlePhart]

Just eat the bird. You know how high parrot meat is?

 

[Johnnyhartly]

Just eat the bird. You know how high parrot meat is?

Well. For a $100 I could buy a shit load of frozen chicken breast. That’s more than a faggot parrot can provide.

 

[OlePhart]

How do you know it's a gay bird? What the hell did you do? Probably teeth hair and parrot everywhere.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

 

[OlePhart]

Poop, gay parrots, what's next?

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

How do you know it's a gay bird? What the hell did you do? Probably teeth hair and parrot everywhere.

I said "talking bird" and his first thought was "gay bird.

No wonder he wants his bird dead, His bird has secrets.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Poop, gay parrots, what's next?

8 more pages of conversation

 

[OlePhart]

RAAAACHT!!! HE'S A FAGGOT!!! RAAAACHT!!!

 

[OlePhart]

I shouldn't have said that. The stick man made me do it.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

I shouldn't have said that. The stick man made me do it.

 

[OlePhart]

I could've sworn I heard that hamster wheel spinning and sure enough

 

[Johnnyhartly]

I’m not letting that bird say shit- I’ve obviously said too much as it is.

 

[samgraves82]

RAAAACHT!!! HE'S A FAGGOT!!! RAAAACHT!!!

Got him

 

[samgraves82]

Well. For a $100 I could buy a shit load of frozen chicken breast. That’s more than a faggot parrot can provide.

Don't you pick on my bird, you dick!!! If he wants to touch my butt that's our gd business

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Don't you pick on my bird, you dick!!! If he wants to touch my butt that's our gd business

 

[OlePhart]

That not a parrot. Appropriate though I guess. Since it is a COCK- atiel.

 

[samgraves82]

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Yea,Ike that. Tell him he's a good bird

 

[samgraves82]

That not a parrot. Appropriate though I guess. Since it is a COCK- atiel.

Ooohhhh Mr bird specialist!!!

I fuckin love these sat night bs sessions

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

That not a parrot. Appropriate though I guess. Since it is a COCK- atiel.

 

[OlePhart]

 

[OlePhart]

Really folks. It's been fun but I gotta sleep. Peace.