mother in law over the top inappropriate

[basskiller]

Ok, so I'm relaxing watching TV the other morning while the wifey is out food shopping. My mom in law comes over to see how I'm doing after my stay in the hospital. We chat for a little while.
She asks if she could do anything to me to make me feel better.
I'm thinking to myself... "did I hear that right, "do anything to me" shouldn't that been "for me".. so I play it off because maybe I did just hear it wrong..

So I tell her that I just made a pot of coffee and she could get me a cup if she didn't mind.

"Certainly" she tells me as she heads off to the kitchen. From the kitchen, I can hear her open the cabinet, grab the mug and place it on the table.
She asks"how do you take it"
I reply "just a little milk"

Well a few minutes go by and still no mother in law with the coffee.

So I stand up and walk to the kitchen to see this..

I was floored at her inappropriate behavior.

 

[Big Ronnie]

It's awful strange how you remodel your kitchen every time someone new is in your kitchen.
It's only inappropriate if she's on Tbol. It makes the milk taste funny.

 

[TBJ]

 

[basskiller]

It's awful strange how you remodel your kitchen every time someone new is in your kitchen.
It's only inappropriate if she's on Tbol. It makes the milk taste funny.

I renovate very quickly.. I also get married to a new lady about once a week.... lol

 

[weizen]

You were obviously out of milk. What a nice lady

 

[Big Ronnie]

The best part of getting milk fresh from the tit is the hgh value.

I'm sure there's a few guys on here that aren't watching their prolactin that could give you some milk.

 

[Oldschool]

Nothin after that??

 

[Titan5011]

Mother In-Law.

Big smash.

 

[heavyiron]

Tried breast milk off the tit before. It was actually really sweet.

 

[weizen]

I was squirted on with milk from the boob this past weekend

Please tell me this also involved midgets and KY