why would you even post something like this? You think it’s wise to enable people who may have a problem and tell them how to beat the system? This method is not full proof and not even likely to work considering drug screening is testing for metabolites of certain substances and not the actual substance itself.
I concurr with what WesleyInman says. I offered help to get past a drug test. Drug addicts are rarely the stereotypical stoner who lays around watching tv and eating munchies, nor are they generally out there snatching purses and ripping off the elderly. Yes, those things do happen sometimes and they involve the occasional truly remoseless person, and sometimes individuals in desperate situations. Addicts often have miserable existences during while they are in the grasps of their poison, and the fact is, almost every respected psycholigical and neuroligical expert oppose how "the system" handles drug use and abuse and feel that it is a medical issue similar to any other disease or disorder. These same doctors are familiar with an abudance of studies which have become increasingly accurate with modern technology and the ability to view the brain and monitor its activity. These studies are widely accepted in the medical community. What they say is that drug use, when it reaches addictive levels (which as wes points out is not always because they're commiting crimes or looking to get high, many are initially prescribed drugs for a legitimate reason, or are told to take them by negligent doctors) alters the chemistry of the brain and rewires it's "reward" system. In short, it takes the choosing component out of the equation due to neuroplasticity. A person can still recover and overcome addiction, however, since use is no longer a choice, yes, I provided information to help someone beat a fucking drug test. Someone who was seeing a doctor for pain. I don't think someone deserves to live in pain and be denied their medication because they have another disease as well.
However, I also note that such a lifestyle cannot coexist with bodybuilding and fitness. Moreover, I'm in no position to tell someone how to live their life or to judge them for circumstances and behavior when I have no idea how they wound up in such a situation. I know that's a tough concept for you, especially considering how much you love judging people and telling complete strangers the facts of their life. I can't thank Wes enough for pointing out the inescapable fact that you are likely a criminal yourself according to our system. In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find a US citizen who is not. According to Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz, there are now so many laws on the books, many of them in conflict with others, that the average citizen commits three felonies a day. Nevertheless, I'm not judging you. However, I do have trouble understanding why you're on a site dedicated to, or at least frequently used to discuss using and obtaining steroids. Do you think the companies on the sponsor board and the hard working people at those companies, including the diligent and informative reps, rely on beating the system?
Why aren't you lecturing all those reps for enabling people to beat the system?
Oh, and as for whether the method works. Again, I don't mean to come off as judgmental, but why would you make such an uninformed statement and say it with such undeserved surety. This method, if used the way I explained, it absolutely works. Yes, drug tests that are sent to labs often check for metabolites or as I say in my instructions, enzymes, which are produced by the body in reaction to a drug or other substances in your system. Fortunately, diluting your urine as I explained, does work for disguising metabolites as well. This is not a theory, it works. It was first taught to me by a friend / coworker who spent some time in prison. He was locked up for 4 years in a NY State penitentiary and told me he spent most of the time smoking weed. Ironically, he rarely smoked before prison, and now that he's out and off parole, he rarely smokes again. Anyway, he would be tested at random if he was suspected of getting high. Fortunately for him, according to the rules of the NYS prison system, an inmate who is asked to produce a urine sample must be given at least 2 hours to hydrate. Moreover, in prison, everyone watches one another. If the guards are suspicious of something and planning something, unless they do it first thing in the morning, word gets out. On top of that, some guards were cool with him (yes, corrupt prison guards are a thing, in fact, they once traded him a radio and head phones in exchange for him knocking out his bunkmate who had pissed them off) and would tip him off. Anyway, he explained this method to me. Then, another person who spent time in federal prison confirmed it.
Finally, about 4 years ago, I was arrested for possession of some Adderall and a Xanax. I was ROR'd but had to report to TASC as a condition of my bail. TASC sent me to an outpatient program which i had to attend three days a week. They tested urine randomly and yes, that meant metabolites. I used this method and never failed a test. I tried to make the most of the program and did eventually get clean. But for the first 2-3 months, I was drinking, taking Adderall a few times a week, a Xanax every night to sleep, and the ultimate demon, oxycodone. I got off the oxycodone first, but the withdrawals made me increase my use of the other drugs. I also broke my own rule and was on cycle at the same time. I had been clean for 2 years before relapsing, started the cycle, then fell back into the other shit - fortunately, I wasn't in too deep and was able to stop but I only after I had to take several drug tests that would've been positive had I not diluted my urine. I was clean for another year, then relapsed again, and stopped again, all while working full time and going to school at night, as well as, trying to fit in the gym and my macros each day. I've been clean for almost 21 months and I have no intention of ever falling back into that shit again. When I went back to court, because of my progress, in court I was sentenced to an ACD contingent on completing the program which I did. However, you are right about one thing, it's not full proof. When sent to a lab, as I said in my initial post very clearly, they can tell that you've diluted your urine based on your creatine levels. I managed to convince them that I was drinking a lot of water because it was summer and I was working construction outside at the time. Beating the system saved my life, so that's why I would post something like this.
