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    was on probation once and I had to go for a drug test. I showed up and realized I had to shit very badly and the probation officer wouldn’t let me do it there. I somehow pissed in the cup for him without shitting my pants. I ran out of the building so fast trying to find the nearest bathroom but it was 7am and nothing was open. I turned the corner by the bank at this point sweating and the turtle head poking out of my ass and I see a dude 50 yards away walking his dog towards me. I dip into the banks doorway and drop my pants and shit right in the middle of town. Make it in time before the dude past me and as I was walking away I see him pulling his dog away from the banks doorway.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SBxAlpha View Post
    was on probation once and I had to go for a drug test. I showed up and realized I had to shit very badly and the probation officer wouldn’t let me do it there. I somehow pissed in the cup for him without shitting my pants. I ran out of the building so fast trying to find the nearest bathroom but it was 7am and nothing was open. I turned the corner by the bank at this point sweating and the turtle head poking out of my ass and I see a dude 50 yards away walking his dog towards me. I dip into the banks doorway and drop my pants and shit right in the middle of town. Make it in time before the dude past me and as I was walking away I see him pulling his dog away from the banks doorway.


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    Just as an ambien pill was taking effect I took a semi tractor for a drive around the block. I only remember almost driving over my mailbox, turning out onto the main road and swinging REAL wide pulling back into the neighborhood. Wide enough that if there was a car there it would have been flattened.

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