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    My confession. I joined a gay bodybuilding forum and I canít quit!

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    was on probation once and I had to go for a drug test. I showed up and realized I had to shit very badly and the probation officer wouldnít let me do it there. I somehow pissed in the cup for him without shitting my pants. I ran out of the building so fast trying to find the nearest bathroom but it was 7am and nothing was open. I turned the corner by the bank at this point sweating and the turtle head poking out of my ass and I see a dude 50 yards away walking his dog towards me. I dip into the banks doorway and drop my pants and shit right in the middle of town. Make it in time before the dude past me and as I was walking away I see him pulling his dog away from the banks doorway.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SBxAlpha View Post
    was on probation once and I had to go for a drug test. I showed up and realized I had to shit very badly and the probation officer wouldnít let me do it there. I somehow pissed in the cup for him without shitting my pants. I ran out of the building so fast trying to find the nearest bathroom but it was 7am and nothing was open. I turned the corner by the bank at this point sweating and the turtle head poking out of my ass and I see a dude 50 yards away walking his dog towards me. I dip into the banks doorway and drop my pants and shit right in the middle of town. Make it in time before the dude past me and as I was walking away I see him pulling his dog away from the banks doorway.


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    Just as an ambien pill was taking effect I took a semi tractor for a drive around the block. I only remember almost driving over my mailbox, turning out onto the main road and swinging REAL wide pulling back into the neighborhood. Wide enough that if there was a car there it would have been flattened.

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    I have never seen tropical water with my own eyes.. and I I hate when people open mouth yawn next to me when they're in my personal space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vision View Post
    I have never seen tropical water with my own eyes..
    You really should...just once. It's not a HUGE deal, but there's just something about the ocean man. And if you can get on the water and lose sight of land...now *that* is a big deal. Especially at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    You really should...just once. It's not a HUGE deal, but there's just something about the ocean man. And if you can get on the water and lose sight of land...now *that* is a big deal. Especially at night.
    Oh, I fish in the ocean very often, trust me on that.. I live near the beach.. I just never seen tropical clear blue water like the keys and such..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vision View Post
    Oh, I fish in the ocean very often, trust me on that.. I live near the beach.. I just never seen tropical clear blue water like the keys and such..
    Iíve never felt tropical weather or seen clear blue water either.
    First time I ever felt warm ocean water was when I went to South Carolina last summer. Ocean Water near me is freezing even in August.


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    Quote Originally Posted by A.font401 View Post
    Iíve never felt tropical weather or seen clear blue water either.
    First time I ever felt warm ocean water was when I went to South Carolina last summer. Ocean Water near me is freezing even in August.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GUNRACK View Post
    My confession. I joined a gay bodybuilding forum and I canít quit!
    Hardest part about joining ASF is telling your parents that your gay...


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    I confess.. Im no where near as juicey as u bros. But I'll catch up One day
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