Lolwas on probation once and I had to go for a drug test. I showed up and realized I had to shit very badly and the probation officer wouldn’t let me do it there. I somehow pissed in the cup for him without shitting my pants. I ran out of the building so fast trying to find the nearest bathroom but it was 7am and nothing was open. I turned the corner by the bank at this point sweating and the turtle head poking out of my ass and I see a dude 50 yards away walking his dog towards me. I dip into the banks doorway and drop my pants and shit right in the middle of town. Make it in time before the dude past me and as I was walking away I see him pulling his dog away from the banks doorway.
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I have never seen tropical water with my own eyes..
Oh, I fish in the ocean very often, trust me on that.. I live near the beach.. I just never seen tropical clear blue water like the keys and such..You really should...just once. It's not a HUGE deal, but there's just something about the ocean man. And if you can get on the water and lose sight of land...now *that* is a big deal. Especially at night.
Oh, I fish in the ocean very often, trust me on that.. I live near the beach.. I just never seen tropical clear blue water like the keys and such..
LIKE WISE!!!!!!!! lolI’ve never felt tropical weather or seen clear blue water either.
First time I ever felt warm ocean water was when I went to South Carolina last summer. Ocean Water near me is freezing even in August.
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Hardest part about joining ASF is telling your parents that your gay...My confession. I joined a gay bodybuilding forum and I can’t quit!
No Audience? When finished do you just take a bow in front of the computer?When no one is looking...I look at porn.
No Audience? When finished do you just take a bow in front of the computer?
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Trenergizer bunnyThat's the real secret...I never finish.
That's horrible.It's been awhile since we had a good confession thread. Gear, life, quirks, what have ya got? I'll go first.
I only pin glutes, vg, and quads.
When I was young, dumb, and full of cum, I banged a chick two days before her wedding and two days after. And no, she wasn't marrying my highschool ass.
I go for the butterfinger ice cream waffle cones. Straight fuckin fireBrother me too. Box of ice cream samiches lol and alot other stuff.
I don't care if it's true or just creative, but either way I laughed and that's what matters lolI ate a bunch of acid once and took a shit in a washing machine at a laundromat.
That's horrible.
Why marry the guy?
Loose vagina on the honeymoon will get your ass fired by me.
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Very true. I remember the 7th girls pic and she's a keeper. Also l, lucky #7 and the one that made you wait.A couple of years ago I was dating a girl. We went through some troubled times and she tried to lie to me and say she was “visiting family in Europe for the holidays” and I found out she was actually going to Pennsylvania for the holidays to visit some guy she met on IG. I let her go, created a tinder account and fucked 6 different women in the 2 weeks she was gone. I’m also now engaged and going to marry the 7th girl I met but didn’t get to fuck. She’s the only one that my ex found out about because I posted a pic on here and she asked about it.
2 grand? You should've checked with Monte bro. He's way better than that and I think that although he's through the internet, he cares, is passionate, and will be better than 95% of the coaches out there for less than half of that.Confessions...hmm...recently a source fucked my order up and gave me wrong product, then insisted i buy them since he sent them. I wouldnt. I also told him i wouldnt mail his wrong product back as i didnt feel comfortable doing so, and simply, politely, asked if my order could be corrected, especially since he acted as if not to give two fucks about my order mishap, but only about his money and product. It twas fixed. And i was blacklisted due to my order being messed up and asking for what i correctly paid for. Dick move by me? Maybe..idk. Wanted to make a thread for his HORRIBLE business ethics and customer service. But i decided not to.
also. I paid 2 grand for a coach for the next 7 months. Yet somehow i still let cosmic brownies get the best of me. I dont tell him of course. Dick move by me? Maybe..idk
and finally. I eat all my 5 year olds snacks and replace them before he can notice. But who the fuck DOESNT
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you handled that one correctly
I only pin the three you've named.Bwahahaha...glad those days are behind me.
Her two days before: "This is the last time we can do this."
Her two days after: "What are you doing tonight?"
Since that first post, I've started pinning delts and pecs as well. But I think I may steer clear of pecs...one of them didn't go so well...
I only pin the three you've named.
Another admission is 5mL pins. Pinned 4ccs with little PIP just to try it.
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I thought this was normal lolI eat very clean starting out everyday and about 6 PM after dinner I consume somewhere around 2,000 junk calories 4-5 days per week. LOL
Honestly you sound like a piece of shit. If there’s one thing people should be strung up and tortured until they bleed out for it’s messing with kids. Idk about hell but I hope you get an infection from a bad shot and lose a legThis one is pretty fucked might land me a spot in hell, my younger cousins birthday was approaching she loved candy, so they had set up a candy table for everyone to enjoy. Their was jolly ranchers, and gumballs, sour patch kids etc, i got the idea of buying a 5lb bag of sugar free gummy bears and swapping them out for the ones my aunt bought. The sugar free alternative causes a laxative effect if eaten too much around 20 gummies was enough for a grown man let alone a kid. i sat back and watched them gobble them up, while i ate the ones that where normal. within 1 hour all 3 bathrooms where fucked and kids began to poo some adults got caught in the cross fire. They all blamed it on the food and not the candy. Till this day no one knows except for me.
I have never seen tropical water with my own eyes.. and I I hate when people open mouth yawn next to me when they're in my personal space.