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Tall Deck

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Get Shredded!
This is me after one day of marriage....
 

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and here I am after one month of marriage.....
 

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...and here I am today after three years of marriage.... (sorry for the blurred pics)...
 

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Things rough man?

just do what I do... take steroids, go to the gym, try to fuck everything that walks, cry yourself to sleep


haha it works bro, I don’t even feel guilty
 
it should cost 60K to get married and divorce should be 25bucks. It may make people think a little harder about tying the perpetual knot we call marriage. If not that, You should at least get a 36 month return policy lol at no cost
 
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me too... you live you learn and then.... sometimes you don’t learn tho
 
HFO3 said:
it should cost 60K to get married and divorce should be 25bucks. It may make people think a little harder about tying the perpetual knot we call marriage. If not that, You should at least get a 36 month return policy lol at no cost
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Ain’t this the truth! Couldn’t agree more!!


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I met my wife twenty years ago married with child after three and divorced at eight . We got back together three years later and been together ever since . Marriages suck won’t ever do it again but yeah I’m with the ex wife .
 
Augustine5I said:
Marriage contracts should be for 4 years...not lifetime.

Renewed only if both parties agree.

I bet both parties treat each other better and stay in better shape with a limited contract.
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LOL - CHURN and BURN baby CHURN and BURN
 
wesley_swolle said:
I've been married four times, to four different women. So if there's a bigger retard on this forum than myself, please point him out

I Didn't Choose the Swolle Life, The Swolle Life Chose Me
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Jesus Mary and Joseph!!...really?? The first one or two or three wasn't convincing enough that maybe marriage isn't for you? Sorry not trying to be an a-hole but for the love of god, 4X ????

And you are how old?

Please tell me the first three were weekends in vegas?
 
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dale said:
Jesus Mary and Joseph!!...really?? The first one or two or three wasn't convincing enough that maybe marriage isn't for you? Sorry not trying to be an a-hole but for the love of god, 4X ????

And you are how old?

Please tell me the first three were weekends in vegas?
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I wish I was drunk on my ass in Vegas for at least the first two brother. But the truth is, I married them willingly, with my blood alcohol content at .00 I guess I'm just forever the optimist, lol

I Didn't Choose the Swolle Life, The Swolle Life Chose Me
 
9TMARE said:
The 4th times a charm brother! This is the one man! This is the one


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Absolutely, this one is it!

I Didn't Choose the Swolle Life, The Swolle Life Chose Me
 
You know TD, in all honesty, you're not a bad looking guy really. I can see why she would wanna hang on to you.
 
Blimpy said:
I'll NEVER do it again.

Do not get married.

Don't.
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Bah, guys just have to marry the right one. The down side to it is, it's a roll of the dice. You might think you're getting a good one then 5 years later you learn she's been sleeping around on you for 6 years. I have a close friend who was a cop for 30 years and is now retired. He was married to his long time girlfriend who was a cop too. He found out from a fellow cop his wife had been unfaithful for almost the entire time they were married. That's a hard pill for anyone to swallow. Even the strongest men can be brought to their knees over it. The sad thing about this situation was he had honestly been faithful to her his entire life even when they went to school as kids. He just trusted her and had no idea because of how clever she was. He never knew it until presented with facts and raw evidence. Even then he didn't want to believe it. Fortunately they didn't have children. He was awarded the house and she didn't get any of his pension after the divorce was final. I'll never know how he pulled this off. Usually unfaithful women get everything in these situations. I will say this no one deserves to cry over it if both people are messing around on each other. In most cases its the male who does the messing around then cries about it when the wifey starts doing the same thing.
 
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OK guys, here's the thing: My wife is a nut case, as is her whole entire family. She hid it very well, and came across to me like she was the sheep among wolves in her family, but her true colors came out. She's faithful to me, but constantly accusses me of not being faithful to her. She also brings out the worst in me. But I guess I made my bed, and I have to sleep in it. Fortunately, we don't have kids. I love kids, but she wouldn't make a good mom, and her mother would be the grandmother from hell, teaching my kid to disrespect me and disregard what i say. It's all acedemic because I'm too old to be starting a family now anyway. I don't want pre-teens to be running around the house when I'm retired.

But here's what i really want to focus on.....the three pics....

I sent those three pics in a text to 6 friends of mine, making fun of the rough time and tough marriage I've been enduring. Two of the guys i sent the texts and pics to are black guys, and the rest are white. None of them had any problem with those pics except for one of the black guys. He said that I shouldn't be sending him pics of a white guy with black face on his skin because that's politically incorrect.He was talking about the third picture which is in my third post here. I had no idea of what in the world he was talking about until he explained it. I told him he is a retard because that pic isn't supposed to be a white guy trying to impersonate nor mock a bkack guy. It's a pic of a cave man all beat up from being pushed off a cliff and falling down the mountain side below. So he's bruised and cut up, with one eye ball hanging out and dirt on his face.

Which has nothing to do with any racist black face pics. The pic is a still shot I took from the 1969 Raquel Welch movie "One Million years B.C." but I posted this because i want to ask you guys if anyone here took that last pic as being racist in any way, or being an Al Jolson type black face pic. I think the guy who thought that is just plain nuts, and I don't even care to hang around the guy anymore after he made an issue out of this. Am I wrong?? What say you???
 
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HFO3 said:
it should cost 60K to get married and divorce should be 25bucks. It may make people think a little harder about tying the perpetual knot we call marriage. If not that, You should at least get a 36 month return policy lol at no cost
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I fully agree and have been saying that for years...
 
Tall Deck said:
OK guys, here's the thing: My wife is a nut case, as is her whole entire family. She hid it very well, and came across to me like she was the sheep among wolves in her family, but her true colors came out. She's faithful to me, but constantly accusses me of not being faithful to her. She also brings out the worst in me. But I guess I made my bed, and I have to sleep in it. Fortunately, we don't have kids. I love kids, but she wouldn't make a good mom, and her mother would be the grandmother from hell, teaching my kid to disrespect me and disregard what i say. It's all acedemic because I'm too old to be starting a family now anyway. I don't want pre-teens to be running around the house when I'm retired.

But here's what i really want to focus on.....the three pics....

I sent those three pics in a text to 6 friends of mine, making fun of the rough time and tough marriage I've been enduring. Two of the guys i sent the texts and pics to are black guys, and the rest are white. None of them had any problem with those pics except for one of the black guys. He said that I shouldn't be sending him pics of a white guy with black face on his skin because that's politically incorrect.He was talking about the third picture which is in my third post here. I had no idea of what in the world he was talking about until he explained it. I told him he is a retard because that pic isn't supposed to be a white guy trying to impersonate nor mock a bkack guy. It's a pic of a cave man all beat up from being pushed off a cliff and falling down the mountain side below. So he's bruised and cut up, with one eye ball hanging out and dirt on his face.

Which has nothing to do with any racist black face pics. The pic is a still shot I took from the 1969 Raquel Welch movie "One Million years B.C." but I posted this because i want to ask you guys if anyone here took that last pic as being racist in any way, or being an Al Jolson type black face pic. I think the guy who thought that is just plain nuts, and I don't even care to hang around the guy anymore after he made an issue out of this. Am I wrong?? What say you???
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You're not wrong, your friend is being over-sensitive. The 3rd pic shows a mostly whitey face with some dark areas where mud got on him or such. Pretty clear.

Don't write him off, just ask him why he sees it that way.
 
Tall Deck said:
OK guys, here's the thing: My wife is a nut case, as is her whole entire family. She hid it very well, and came across to me like she was the sheep among wolves in her family, but her true colors came out. She's faithful to me, but constantly accusses me of not being faithful to her. She also brings out the worst in me. But I guess I made my bed, and I have to sleep in it. Fortunately, we don't have kids. I love kids, but she wouldn't make a good mom, and her mother would be the grandmother from hell, teaching my kid to disrespect me and disregard what i say. It's all acedemic because I'm too old to be starting a family now anyway. I don't want pre-teens to be running around the house when I'm retired.
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Why does she think you're cheating? Porn or something? And how does she bring out the worst?

Have you tried couples therapy, different communication strategies, confronting shit? Seems like the best approach. And something that would help you no matter how it turns out, even if it's a "bad" outcome but you stay together for other reasons and have to endure, the therapy might give you perspective and the ability to set boundaries and expectations. Powerful shit IMO.
 
Tall Deck said:
OK guys, here's the thing: My wife is a nut case, as is her whole entire family. She hid it very well, and came across to me like she was the sheep among wolves in her family, but her true colors came out. She's faithful to me, but constantly accusses me of not being faithful to her. She also brings out the worst in me. But I guess I made my bed, and I have to sleep in it. Fortunately, we don't have kids. I love kids, but she wouldn't make a good mom, and her mother would be the grandmother from hell, teaching my kid to disrespect me and disregard what i say. It's all acedemic because I'm too old to be starting a family now anyway. I don't want pre-teens to be running around the house when I'm retired.

But here's what i really want to focus on.....the three pics....

I sent those three pics in a text to 6 friends of mine, making fun of the rough time and tough marriage I've been enduring. Two of the guys i sent the texts and pics to are black guys, and the rest are white. None of them had any problem with those pics except for one of the black guys. He said that I shouldn't be sending him pics of a white guy with black face on his skin because that's politically incorrect.He was talking about the third picture which is in my third post here. I had no idea of what in the world he was talking about until he explained it. I told him he is a retard because that pic isn't supposed to be a white guy trying to impersonate nor mock a bkack guy. It's a pic of a cave man all beat up from being pushed off a cliff and falling down the mountain side below. So he's bruised and cut up, with one eye ball hanging out and dirt on his face.

Which has nothing to do with any racist black face pics. The pic is a still shot I took from the 1969 Raquel Welch movie "One Million years B.C." but I posted this because i want to ask you guys if anyone here took that last pic as being racist in any way, or being an Al Jolson type black face pic. I think the guy who thought that is just plain nuts, and I don't even care to hang around the guy anymore after he made an issue out of this. Am I wrong?? What say you???
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Tell your boy he needs a new phone or new glasses but tbh he needs to Chill out.... if he’s ur buddy it shouldn’t matter what you send him, cause he’s ur buddy! Thats why my circle is so smalll tho... I don’t let people in that I have to wonder if I can be myself 100% of the time...

Either way, That’s clearly the same caveman with his asss kicked ... good lord! America is breeding and nurturing “sensitive cunts”


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HFO3 said:
Tell your boy he needs a new phone or new glasses but tbh he needs to Chill out.... if he’s ur buddy it shouldn’t matter what you send him, cause he’s ur buddy! Thats why my circle is so smalll tho... I don’t let people in that I have to wonder if I can be myself 100% of the time...

Either way, That’s clearly the same caveman with his asss kicked ... good lord! America is breeding and nurturing “sensitive cunts”


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Totally agree. After a life long lesson of learning how people really are, I can count my true friends on one hand and not even count to five. People are close minded and most think they are owed something. "White man keeping the black man down" attitude is outrageous. Our founding fathers would roll over in their grave if they new how they world acted today.
 
TripleOvertime said:
Totally agree. After a life long lesson of learning how people really are, I can count my true friends on one hand and not even count to five. People are close minded and most think they are owed something. "White man keeping the black man down" attitude is outrageous. Our founding fathers would roll over in their grave if they new how they world acted today.
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Please enter my circle bro! hahaha
 
Tall Deck said:
OK guys, here's the thing: My wife is a nut case, as is her whole entire family. She hid it very well, and came across to me like she was the sheep among wolves in her family, but her true colors came out. She's faithful to me, but constantly accusses me of not being faithful to her. She also brings out the worst in me. But I guess I made my bed, and I have to sleep in it. Fortunately, we don't have kids. I love kids, but she wouldn't make a good mom, and her mother would be the grandmother from hell, teaching my kid to disrespect me and disregard what i say. It's all acedemic because I'm too old to be starting a family now anyway. I don't want pre-teens to be running around the house when I'm retired.

But here's what i really want to focus on.....the three pics....

I sent those three pics in a text to 6 friends of mine, making fun of the rough time and tough marriage I've been enduring. Two of the guys i sent the texts and pics to are black guys, and the rest are white. None of them had any problem with those pics except for one of the black guys. He said that I shouldn't be sending him pics of a white guy with black face on his skin because that's politically incorrect.He was talking about the third picture which is in my third post here. I had no idea of what in the world he was talking about until he explained it. I told him he is a retard because that pic isn't supposed to be a white guy trying to impersonate nor mock a bkack guy. It's a pic of a cave man all beat up from being pushed off a cliff and falling down the mountain side below. So he's bruised and cut up, with one eye ball hanging out and dirt on his face.

Which has nothing to do with any racist black face pics. The pic is a still shot I took from the 1969 Raquel Welch movie "One Million years B.C." but I posted this because i want to ask you guys if anyone here took that last pic as being racist in any way, or being an Al Jolson type black face pic. I think the guy who thought that is just plain nuts, and I don't even care to hang around the guy anymore after he made an issue out of this. Am I wrong?? What say you???
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You should aks him if he’s ever seen the movie white girls, even if he hasn’t you know damn well he knows what it is, then tell him to take his racist head out of his racist ass and grow the fuck up
 
HFO3 said:
Tell your boy he needs a new phone or new glasses but tbh he needs to Chill out.... if he’s ur buddy it shouldn’t matter what you send him, cause he’s ur buddy! Thats why my circle is so smalll tho... I don’t let people in that I have to wonder if I can be myself 100% of the time...

Either way, That’s clearly the same caveman with his asss kicked ... good lord! America is breeding and nurturing “sensitive cunts”


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My thoughts exactly. "blackface"....wtf? I'd say he's a blind sensitive cunt and also a little dumb if he couldn't put two and two together from the pics if he couldn't see them clearly.
 
But “White Girls” is ok because of the decades of oppressive black face whiteys in entertainment. “White Men Can’t Jump” wasn’t exactly the retaliation for “Black Men Can’t Speak” or “Black Men Won’t Work” though.

People just want to get offended...at anything. I think it has something to do with low self esteem and thinking being offended increases their worth as a person.
 
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