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    I swear I'm gonna punch you in the fuckin' face if you.....

    Take more than 5 seconds to parallel park your car
    Put your blinker on to turn then stick your arm out the window and give me a turning signal
    Flash your high beams at me cause there's a cop shooting radar down the road but I'm not even speeding and you just blinded me for 3 seconds
    Scanning your radio while driving under the speed limit
    So you washed your car but didn't Armor-All your tires
    Put your blinker on but it was only a slight turn and didn't turn the blinker off
    Stopped at a red light but the front of your car is in the crosswalk
    Pull into a parking spot at an angle so no one can use the spot next to you
    Picking up someone so you decide just to stop in the right lane
    I'm stuck behind you and your broke ass car is burning a quart of oil an hour
    If you are sporting the "Italian Lean" while driving. You know when the dude if leaning so far over his head is in the middle of the front window
    Roll up on you in your new Corvette and your license plate says "Arnold" or "Admin"
    A Geek with five hot chicks in the car with them and he thinks he's getting laid tonight
    Blow your horn at me cause the light turned green a second ago and I haven't moved yet

    Please feel free to add your own ROAD RAGE

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    So that's how roid rage is done in Brazil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripleOvertime View Post
    So that's how roid rage is done in Brazil.
    Yeah but I left out about 25 more things lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by custom View Post

    Please feel free to add your own ROID RAGE

    Fixed if for ya..

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    Quote Originally Posted by custom View Post
    Yeah but I left out about 25 more things lol
    What about when someone hands you your ass in, say... a fantasy football bet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripleOvertime View Post
    What about when someone hands you your ass in, say... a fantasy football bet?
    Please bro don't bring that up again my ass still hurts.....fucking Tmart couldn't manage a pee wee football team and he goes and beats me badly lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Multislacking View Post
    Fixed if for ya..
    I should have done a proof reading lol

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    Lmao. That was a cheap shot I had to take bro. Just had to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripleOvertime View Post
    Lmao. That was a cheap shot I had to take bro. Just had to.
    Yeah and I'm expecting many more

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    Seems Custom's being spoiled haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MindlessWork View Post
    Seems Custom's being spoiled haha.
    I told the mizzus to flash her tits as we passed him, but she's shy.

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    These are a little smaller, but still respectable...


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    I feel better now.....

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    let me add... calm the fuck down bro.


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    My biggest road roid rage is.....

    when navigating an on ramp, you putt along at 40mph when you know damn well the avg speed on the highway is 70mph and there are semi trailers hauling ass. But donít worry, the line of cars behind you will ensure that your dumbass doesnít get ran over.

    also, I got the cruise set and your on my ass. After the slow lane opens up I decide to let you go. You take your sweet time passing me. Meanwhile there are slower drivers in the slow lane that Iím quickly approaching. So now I gotta hit the brakes and play with cruise control again.... if your gonna ride my ass, at least fucking pass me when I give you the opportunity. Usually college age chics playing on the cell phone when I look over at them as they slowly pass me.

    also, when my wife is the passenger seat Iím already on edge.

    I got more, but itís early... and only my 2nd cup of coffee.

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    Also

    vegans piss me off.

    they seriously donít understand how the world works.

    Holistic regenerative animal farming is far less destructive than mono cropping.

    well gorillas eat a plant based diet and they will fuck you up.... yeah they also eat there own shit... and have not invented anything in the 12000 years or so theyíve been alive.

    weíre human. We need a balanced diet. So does your cat and dog.

    imagine a child being raised vegan... growing up and then having children who they then raise vegan. The average human lifespan will surely decrease. And an increase in health problems will be inevitable. And .... humans will become even less productive.

    vegans who push this idea are either low IQ. Or sinister.

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