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    Quote Originally Posted by butchsandance77 View Post
    Iím Australian guys. Still within the age limit. Took me awhile to convince the wife. We have twin 3yr old girls.

    Ever feel like you were made for something. I do. To serve. I have theee choices, I applied for Comm Systems , 2nd Combat Specialist, and Officer.

    Thanks for the encouragement and info. It is what it is, Iím better on PEDs Inwant to be the best I can be whatever I do.
    Good luck bro! I know exactly how you feel. Iím the black sheep of the family in that regard. Pretty much the only male on
    my fathers side to not serve and itís been a huge regret of mine all my life. The goal, is to have zero regrets at the end of the line. So, much respect to you for going forward with your plans to serve your country.

    as far as Iím concerned, youíd think police forces and military personnel would be encouraged to use PEDS. You want the advantage on the competition, right?

    for king and for country!

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    Man ive ran dbol, mast, tren test, tne, and ive taken multiple pisstest for disa. Have had no issues yes they are in depth tests due to it being chemical plants. But so far so good

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    Quote Originally Posted by butchsandance77 View Post
    Anyone here have to get piss tested for work or Armed Forces? Does the test pick up PEDs? My understanding is that depends on which battery of tests is done?

    Cheers Boys
    Your recruiter can answer this.

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    Drug tests are meant for anything that would impair your ability to do your job. If they are testing for anything else then they are most likely discriminating against you.

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    Most common pre-employment or random piss tests are looking for narcotics and weed and testing for anabolics is very expensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Admin View Post
    Your recruiter can answer this.
    Most recruiters will coach you on how to get around the initial piss test. The have a quota to meet.

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    I've had a UAs on clen, var, test, eq, tren and PCT drugs. It costs a lot to test for anabolics, its not done with a regular UA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Staynattybruh View Post
    I've had a UAs on clen, var, test, eq, tren and PCT drugs. It costs a lot to test for anabolics, its not done with a regular UA.

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    Testing for those things would be if you are going to be in a sanctioned sport that requires anabolics and ancillaries testing. Typical UA's only test for narcotics and weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MindlessWork View Post
    Testing for those things would be if you are going to be in a sanctioned sport that requires anabolics and ancillaries testing. Typical UA's only test for narcotics and weed.
    Also what they test for is in the regulations with whatever military branch you're looking to serve in.

    5 years in the army, 3 years on and have had no problems.



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    This.
    As far as I knew it was for narcotics and other drugs. Not AAS. I also heard they don't test %100 of the samples in the fleet.
    Quote Originally Posted by BodybuilderZepp View Post
    Piss tests wont test for AAS


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    This too.
    They'll do anything they can to manipulate the system to make sure youre clean when you do the initial piss test.
    Quote Originally Posted by randy4me View Post
    Most recruiters will coach you on how to get around the initial piss test. The have a quota to meet.

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    So hereís the truth, just for the simple fact that I see a lot of speculation and I want to clear things up:
    Armed forces: the simple answer is NO. They drug test at random through your unit and are required to test every member on your unit at least once per fiscal year. These drug tests cover all opiates, narcotics, barbiturates, THC, and amphetamines. They do NOT test for PEDís or testosterone unless 2 things happen:
    1. They have reason to believe you are abusing steroids or have proof that you are
    2. An officer in the grade of O5 or higher has to sign documents to specifically request you be tested for such substances (which they wonít do unless there is a specific reason).

    Contracting: this is a tad more complicated. Same as above, they test for all recreational drugs. In typical jobs like simple security positions, no they donít test for PEDís. However, if youíre a defense contractor, or in positions involving direct action in an austere/hostile environment, it is at the discretion of the PMC company to test you for anything they deem necessary.

    Me still being active duty and being in SOF, I have worked with PMCís that get drug tested routinely for everything, and also some that are only tested for typical drugs. The world of Government contracting is very subjective and they largely operate by their own rules.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincentino View Post
    So hereís the truth, just for the simple fact that I see a lot of speculation and I want to clear things up:
    Armed forces: the simple answer is NO. They drug test at random through your unit and are required to test every member on your unit at least once per fiscal year. These drug tests cover all opiates, narcotics, barbiturates, THC, and amphetamines. They do NOT test for PEDís or testosterone unless 2 things happen:
    1. They have reason to believe you are abusing steroids or have proof that you are
    2. An officer in the grade of O5 or higher has to sign documents to specifically request you be tested for such substances (which they wonít do unless there is a specific reason).

    Contracting: this is a tad more complicated. Same as above, they test for all recreational drugs. In typical jobs like simple security positions, no they donít test for PEDís. However, if youíre a defense contractor, or in positions involving direct action in an austere/hostile environment, it is at the discretion of the PMC company to test you for anything they deem necessary.

    Me still being active duty and being in SOF, I have worked with PMCís that get drug tested routinely for everything, and also some that are only tested for typical drugs. The world of Government contracting is very subjective and they largely operate by their own rules.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Poirot View Post
    Niacin..

    Lots of niacin 3-4 hrs before test...lots of water....piss a bit before you piss in the cup

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    Iím unsure of what exactly youíre responding to... nothing about my post was asking on how to beat a UA. I was responding to the protocol for testing for AAS in the armed forces and within PMCís.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincentino View Post
    Iím unsure of what exactly youíre responding to... nothing about my post was asking on how to beat a UA. I was responding to the protocol for testing for AAS in the armed forces and within PMCís.


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