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    How I got my wife pregnant while on gear.

    This how we did it took total of 3 months on this protocol. I was on test enthate 750mg a week, and Deca at 400mg a week.

    what I took
    25mg clomid everyday
    first day of of her period took 75mg HMG
    second day of her period 1000iu HcG
    third day 75mg HMG
    fourth day 1000iu HCG
    fifth day 75mg HMG
    then 500iu HCG twice a week until next period with 25mg of clomid everyday.

    we had sex every other day during the month remember it takes like 3 months to produce healthy sperm.
    also took zinc vitamin every night itís good for sperm production. This is what worked for us after a year and a half of trying. It might not work for everyone so you have to find what works for you. Get sperm test to, they are about 200.00 without insurance.

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    Is this the dave palumbo protocol?

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    Quote Originally Posted by samgraves82 View Post
    Is this the dave palumbo protocol?

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    The doses might vary but this is the same protocol palumbo came up with and recomends

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    I took the easy way:
    1. Had sex
    2. Busted a nut in her
    3. Returned to the couch to watch the end of the football game

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    Quote Originally Posted by custom View Post
    I took the easy way:
    1. Had sex
    2. Busted a nut in her
    3. Returned to the couch to watch the end of the football game
    Lol Boom! 1,2,3! Custom signing off haha

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    Congrats on the baby!

    Quote Originally Posted by samgraves82 View Post
    Is this the dave palumbo protocol?

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    Dave Palumbos protocols dosages are different, but its still HMG, HCG and Clomid


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    Quote Originally Posted by custom View Post
    I took the easy way:
    1. Had sex
    2. Busted a nut in her
    3. Returned to the couch to watch the end of the football game
    X 4 - plus I was on tons of gear -OD

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    Quote Originally Posted by custom View Post
    I took the easy way:
    1. Had sex
    2. Busted a nut in her
    3. Returned to the couch to watch the end of the football game
    Sometimes the more simple the better!,


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    Iíll share how I got my wife pregnant with healthy twin boys. At the time i didnít really care about anything but making gains and being a meat head. I was about 2.75 years into a blast, yes you read that correctly blasting for almost 3 years straight with the only thing changing was compounds every 2-3 months. At the time I got her pregnant I do remember I was on test, tren, Winstrol, proviron, and one other oil I wanna say it was EQ. I busted in her as I always did with the only exception being she had quit taking birth control about 6 weeks prior. Ffwd a month and some change and boom she was pregnant. Everyone is different some guys can run trt and not be able to knock the wife up and some people can be careless blasting away and still somehow fertile. Iíve seen too many guys who did not want kids make statements like ď Iím on tren right now so I donít have to pull outĒ or ďIíve been blasting for awhile so I canít get my wife pregnantĒ and thatís just simply not true. For me it was a blessing we wanted kids we just never officially started trying and in the back of my mind all I was thinking at the time was fuck hopefully I can still have kids at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jswole220 View Post
    Iíll share how I got my wife pregnant with healthy twin boys. At the time i didnít really care about anything but making gains and being a meat head. I was about 2.75 years into a blast, yes you read that correctly blasting for almost 3 years straight with the only thing changing was compounds every 2-3 months. At the time I got her pregnant I do remember I was on test, tren, Winstrol, proviron, and one other oil I wanna say it was EQ. I busted in her as I always did with the only exception being she had quit taking birth control about 6 weeks prior. Ffwd a month and some change and boom she was pregnant. Everyone is different some guys can run trt and not be able to knock the wife up and some people can be careless blasting away and still somehow fertile. Iíve seen too many guys who did not want kids make statements like ď Iím on tren right now so I donít have to pull outĒ or ďIíve been blasting for awhile so I canít get my wife pregnantĒ and thatís just simply not true. For me it was a blessing we wanted kids we just never officially started trying and in the back of my mind all I was thinking at the time was fuck hopefully I can still have kids at this point.
    Thats awesome, thanks for sharing your story. Congrats on having healthy boys.


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    You guys ever wonder about getting a paternity test done? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milford King View Post
    You guys ever wonder about getting a paternity test done? Lol
    Did you?
    Advanced 2.0 the pip hits like a hammer

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    I used amounts we could afford. I got ideas from bostin, and Dave. But like I said dosages will vary person to person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frank zazz View Post
    Did you?
    yes sir, as a matter of fact I did. Cost me 450 bucks. Both my kids are mine, lol. No joke either.

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    Just to throw this out there...cause don't want to get off topic.

    But if anyone needs there wife pregnant, I am willing to help a brother out.

    Spray my cum against their back wall and boom!

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