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    If I take steroids and eat chicken?

    If I take those steroids and eat 1 chicken breast ED and pick up heavy things and put them back down, will the anabolic-ness of the gears make me body builder in 30 days?
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    If you take steroids and eat chicken, you’ll be jerked and tan within a week without having to workout. Basic knowledge 101. Tell your “friend” to get with the program. Everyone knows that working out is a waste of time


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vision View Post
    If I take those steroids and eat 1 chicken breast ED and pick up heavy things and put them back down, will the anabolic-ness of the gears make me body builder in 30 days?
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    Yes. You must also "bulk hard" and eat cheeseburgers and pizza post workout at every available opportunity. Protein shakes and mass gainers are also a must for replacement of crappy whole food

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherk View Post
    If you take steroids and eat chicken, you’ll be jerked and tan within a week without having to workout. Basic knowledge 101. Tell your “friend” to get with the program. Everyone knows that working out is a waste of time


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    What if my wife asks why I'm getting so huge and tan, what do I tell her?
    I bought some protein powder and put it on the counter to throw her off.. Will that work? I bought chocolate flavor, can I say that the binders and fillers in the chocolate adsorbed into my skin and that is what's making me tan?

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    I can top this

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    Quote Originally Posted by GarlicChicken View Post
    Yes. You must also "bulk hard" and eat cheeseburgers and pizza post workout at every available opportunity. Protein shakes and mass gainers are also a must for replacement of crappy whole food
    I don't have time to eat, that's why I figured maybe just 1 breast would be enough. Plus they farm these birds with hormones, right? So each breast is like taking extra steroids, is that possible?

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    I would laugh, but these are probably copies of real posts. Can we lock them in a newbie section until they get 50 posts or 90 days (which ever takes longer)???

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    Quote Originally Posted by WesleyInman View Post
    I can top this
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    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GarlicChicken View Post
    Yes. You must also "bulk hard" and eat cheeseburgers and pizza post workout at every available opportunity. Protein shakes and mass gainers are also a must for replacement of crappy whole food
    What’s wrong with pizza and burgers post workout?

    Serious.. that’s how I bulk 100%


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    Only if the chicken is boiled bro... otherwise you will gain weight.

    But then, you could always claim you are doing a "dirty bulk" which is common bodybuilder language for fat fucks to eat too much and rationalize it.

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    I only eat GMO chickens, whatever they’re pumping in them that makes them grow so massive and in like a week is obviously what I want in my body. Gainz

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    Can you be a bodybuilder and eat fast food every day?



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    Swiper, still looking great!

    Chipotle is not fast food, though, is it?

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