Mother and daughter go to the doctor
After running some tests due to some non specific symptoms, the doctor tell them, “well looks like you are going to be a grandma, your daughter is pregnant ma’am”The mother is infuriated, insults the doctor telling him that her daughter “knows no man” and leaves the office fuming.
Then they go to another doctor and again he tells them the daughter is pregnant. She then again leaves insulted at the doctor for such a diagnosis
Then they go to a third doctor,as he is reviewing the daughter lab results, the mother says “can you please confirm me that those two other doctors were quacks and unprofessional please? My daughter is not pregnant! I know this!”
After some reflection the doctor then says: “you are right ma’am, she is Not Pregnant”
The mother then jumps with joy saying “aha I knew it! Those incompetent fools shouldn’t even have gone to medical school”
However, interrupts the doctor “just make sure you buy a nice stroller so you can take to the park the huge fart she is going to have in 7 months”